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Broom Closet Witch by Fenixris
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
25 Oct 2025
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Tommy has always felt pulled towards witchcraft. The warm tingling in his hands whenever he got into contact with anything even remotely magic, his constant urge to collect trinkets and clutter and his wild dreams were just examples for that. You could say he was born for it. But witchcraft is frowned upon and the only people who were allowed to tend to it properly were the witches of the Academy.
That doesn't stop Tommy from dipping his toes into the matter, in the most chaotic and dangerous ways possible.
Or: Tommy's shitty altar and feral behaviour catch some unwanted attention of the rest of the SBI.
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are you smelling this shit, eau de résistance by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
02 May 2025
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When fairytale-like stories were woven for things happening on real soil, the desired endings were rarely met. Eret was proof of that; weary, haggard, molded by war-death-fear. They seldom lingered in one place, always on the move. Always leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.
The night they stumbled upon a hamlet in a small country, they forgot why they always moved on. They settled down, prepared to join L'Manberg's fight for freedom.
It took them very little time to remember why they did not stay in the towns they passed by. The white eyes of death did not bring peace with them.
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once a child soldier; always a soldier, never a child. eret is broken but at least they break everything they play with.Chapters 1-19 = L'Manberg/SMP [Arc 1]
Chapters 20-26 = Interlude
Chapters 27-current = The Antarctic Empire [Arc 2]Series
- Part 6 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of vissna
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Server Academy, the School for Students (Hybrid or not) who have taken interest in the Gods. Many are enrolled to become greater things and gain a vast knowledge of the gods. Many kids are also just enrolled so their family doesn't have to deal with them anymore. Getting Enrolled isn't that easy however, you have to have some bit of Magic in you. Oh yeah, the School also teaches Magic, my bad. So, are you ready for your life at Server University?
...Well, Demi Bright wasn't when he was suddenly enrolled and forced to go. He didn't even know he had Magic to begin with! Well whatever at least he was away from his family...also why do some of the students act weird?
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In a society where AIs are considered mere commodities, Jack Manifold, an android with an unintentionally sentient AI, is given to the talented street musician Wilbur Soot as a gift. As Wilbur discovers Jack's hidden sentience, their connection defies societal norms, leading to a forbidden romance that challenges the boundaries of love, humanity, and the meaning of consciousness.
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Eret looks up, hearing footsteps behind her, confused.
"Kristin?"
"I need your help."
Eret had never stood up so fast in their life.
or: Kristin finds out what the qsmp did to Phil. She's not happy.
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“ Technoblade? Its three in the bloody morning— ”
Eret freezes as Technoblade thrusts a bundle of cloth, and something wrapped within them, into her arms. She narrows her eyes. The bundle felt suspiciously like a body.
“ What the hell— ”
“ Bring him back. ”
And suddenly, Eret isn't tired anymore.
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“You sound jealous, totem.”
“Totem?” They say it like a pet name. It catches him so off guard it’s like he’s been knocked out of a stupor. He was mad, and now they’re joking with him.
“Well, you’re built and golden. Green eyes, too. Was I far off?” No. But they’re the last person to need to know that.
“So what, I can just call you flashlight eyes? Since it’s not totally incorrect.” They giggle. It annoys him that they’re finding joy in this, even more so that the sound is cute, deep and mirthful like waves crashing on a beach. Their eyes continue to glow, almost ominous as they stare at him.
“You can call me Eret.”
OR IN WHICH Foolish has an annoying customer who comes to his mom’s restaurant way too often. He might be wrong about them, though.
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I don't think of myself as a good man (but I keep getting told I am) by Tiny_Minecraft_Rabbit (Peter_Rabbit)
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Dream SMP
08 Aug 2024
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Tango hadn't really decided on his own to be the neighborhood hero back alley clinic- it just sort of happened! Really he had only intended to patch up his partners when they showed up after hours on patrol, then one thing led to another and he's contantly refilling the way-too-basic-for-the-injuries-he's-seeing first-aid kit for like five different vigilantes.
Then a supervillain asks for his help.
Certainly this won't become a problem.
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Eret is scared. They don't know what's happening to them, one second everything was normal and the next... the next they were drowning the greatest threat on the server in a lavafall yet completely untouched by the rain of fire themself. They should be dead, Eret knows that, and yet they're not, not even close. But they don't have time to unpack all of that right now.
Right now they have to return Micheal to his parents' loving embrace. But perhaps more will yield from this strange and traumatic series of events, old bonds unearthed and betrayals healed, new friendships born and families formed. The birth of a God and the rise of the demonic Egg all the while. But for now, Eret knows one thing, and that is that they are scared, very scared.
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After escaping their palace in the DreamSMP and leaving it behind to turn to dust, Eret has to learn to move past their regrets, with, of course, a little help along the way.
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Tommy from Nowhere had never been picked by the hatchlings in his village. Five years of trying, twice every years from five to ten, and he was still an outcast amongst his peers. He knew he'd be exiled for his failure- if the dragons didn't want him, why would the people? So he saves them the trouble, and leaves on his own.
And it turns out to be the best decision he could have made.or
Tommy's lonely and can't bond to a dragon. He leaves his tiny village, bonds with wild dragons instead, then takes over a kingdom. Usual ten-to-fifteen-year-old stuff.
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- Part 1 of Wild Dragons
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Niki Nihachu comes to Eret's front steps, not knowing what to expect after all the time that had passed. What Niki had not expected, though, was to be welcomed with open arms, gentle touches, and gradual healing. Eret has been waiting for the day someone would visit him.
Or, author is a huge Niki apologist and just wants to write fluff after reading nothing but smut and angst.
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Well, you see I... - Feret (One-Shots) by NiftyLittleMe
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Apr 2024
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BE PREPARED TO READ THE MOST POORLY WRITTEN THING EVER.
This is all Fundy x Eret, I was bored and wanted to write something different. Just remember that I am only using their characters. Please do not show this to any of the people whose names are involved... Okay?
Now stay slutty my friends. ;)
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Since ancient times, those who approach the black flower will have no hope of living.
But then a strange guy came to see the unfortunate person lying on the bed, He used a miracle to save that person's life. After treatment was completed, people no longer saw him. More and more people were saved by him.
He calls himself 'Dr.Innit'
Or: Tommy Just wanted to live a peaceful life but the author said 'no'
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- Part 1 of Dr.Innit
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It's been a long time since Eret's had a chance to preen his wings. Foolish is there to help. He seems to know where all of Eret's sensitive spots are. They both have fun with this.
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- Part 14 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
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An exercise in trust by alluimcat (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
11 Mar 2024
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"I have recently had, a problem, with our resident pig. And what better way to get it to behave than having leverage."
After this it goes too fast to process. All Ranboo registers is Quackity taking a step back, Ranboo themselves barely pulling their sword out of its sheath, Quackity pulling out a few glass bottles and smashing them at Ranboo's feet.
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Or, after Technoblade escapes, Quackity sees Ranboo and uses them as leverage.
(in this Dream and Technoblade did not attempt to mine out so Quackity knows Dream is there still)
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Tommy, a cat shifter who is 12 years old. He has jet black hair, but he bleaches his hair and dyes it to strawberry blonde. That doesn't change his fur colour. So, when he is found by a sweet mermaid, Niki, he feels safe. But because Niki lives in water, she can't keep Tommy/Erebus. Wilbur and Techno (Who named him) take him home.
But the true question, who will find out he is a shifter?
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- Part 1 of Bleached Hair Chronicles
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Come home, Little Songbird. by S0me0ne_Rand0m
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Feb 2024
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One day though, there Son disappeared.
Wilbur had looked as far as he could go without going somewhere that was gonna take a full day or more to go to and back from.
Until Today.
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Or, Wilbur was the son of the King of the Antarctic Kingdom, or Phil, and ran away when he was 17, and got a new life.
Until he goes to a mysterious Island that everyone thinks is haunted, sense anyone that goes, never comes back.
Wilbur thought it couldn't be THAT bad,
Right?
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OR OR!
I wanted something Wilbur Centric, and there ain't enough kidnapped Wilbur Soot, so, Why not! P.S. the grammar ain't the best so... I may do a read over to fix the grammar and lengthen the chapters later. But for now...Enjoy! :)
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> A human and demon make a pact.
> Two demons search for their friend.
> Three villains, Two helpers and a vigilante family.
^ This could only go well ^
~~~Rated teen for possible swearing.
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Gods once upon a time lived peacefully in the realm, ruling fairly. Lord of Light ruling the day. Maiden of Night over all is dark. Others living in their own parts of the kingdom. All was well until the Lord and Maiden bore two children. One of blood, one of bone. The two young godlings were inseparable. Unfortunately, when visiting with the humans, the god of blood was stolen away.
This raised the deities into an uproar, demanding their child. A foolish king refused them.
Now the land lies in ruin. The gods taken to their own land, reviled by humanity with judgement to match. The lands of Esempi are in ruin. Humanity hiding behind their walls with their kings. Monsters and beasts roam the earth freely.
Only the Tarnished, blessed (or accursed) undead, walk among these lands guided by the remnants of grace of the gods to write the wrongs left behind. To usurp these unjust rulers and restore order to their once vibrant land.
Tommy’s been alive for a long time.
Too long.
