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A sharp burst of static escaped Alastor; he had meant it as a warning, but the radio hiss slid unexpectedly into a sultry saxophone riff.
Both froze.
Vox blinked, signal stuttering. “…the hell was that?”
“Ignore that.” Heat rose to his face as he tried to tug free, but Vox’s fingers only tightened, and Alastor felt the pulse in his own wrist jump against that unyielding grip.
A slow, delirious grin spread across his rival’s screen. “…oh. My. God. You’re not sick. You’re horny.”or: Alastor gets food poisoning from eating a Lust imp; Vox helps him out
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Pen wasn’t used to her drawings coming to life or having a will of it’s own, now she was stuck with something that looked like her crush with separation anxiety.
“What in the unholy heaven is that…?”
“I call him Catlastor.”
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- Part 1 of PaperMate
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“…and the kissing? That was okay, right?”
Heat crept down Alastor's throat and he was grateful they were both still fully dressed so it wasn’t visible. “I would have bitten you if it wasn’t.”
Lucifer snorted softly. “Yeah? It’s a lot better than just… Wait! That’s exactly what this reminds me of! When Charlie used to play with her dolls growing up! Just smushing them together and saying shit like ‘now kiss!’ It’s like we’re the dolls!”
It took him a moment to catch on but when he did, his brows shot up. “You believe someone is…enacting these bizarre situations with dolls of us?” But who would do something like that? And more importantly, why?
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After a month of forced proximity and being puppeted around by someone with a clear RadioApple agenda, Lucifer and Alastor may have accidentally caught feelings. They should still probably figure out how to fix this though...
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“You mean he…” his circuits were overheating. “What, he unbuttoned your shirt and—he touched you and healed you with his magical angelic hands, and you just let him do it?”
“Well, yes,” Alastor said simply.
“Did he really unbutton your shirt?”
“Why is this so important?”
“Just tell me!”
“Fine. No one unbuttoned my shirt. And he didn’t touch me—he just snapped his fingers in my general direction.”
Vox let out a sigh of relief.
“Of course, afterwards I had to suck his enormous angelic cock to thank him,” Alastor added, batting his eyelashes with mock innocence.or: Vox has a plan to get what he wants. Alastor has a better plan to get what he needs.
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- Part 3 of Much Ado About Bucking
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You were never meant to fall in the first place. He was never meant to see you again. Both instances were a complete accident.
And all though you don’t remember him, Alastor certainly seems to remember you. Your past is shrouded in mystery, but Alastor may have a few tricks up his sleeves to help jog your memory of the life you shared with him.
Was this second chance meeting a blessing or a curse? A miracle or a coincidence? And Is it even worth it to remember him?
After all, as the saying goes, ignorance certainly is bliss…
But another chance at love surely is worth the torture…right?
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Alastor’s meticulous courtship plan hits a wild detour when a certain bold, dreamy-eyed newcomer skips nearly every step. With a little “help” from Angel, she turns his careful order upside down, leaving the normally composed Radio Demon flustered, flailing, and utterly undone—until there’s no choice left but to follow her lead.
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- Part 2 of Commissions
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If I can not find the fluffy slow burn, I will write the fluffy slow burn.
Reader buys a radio being haunted by a deer demon a few months before her death, once she actually falls into hell things get more interesting, especially when a new hotel opens up.
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College freshman Charlie Morningstar never expected much to come from her impulsive dabble into demonology, especially not from an old radio relic she bought at a garage sale. But on a bored whim, she draws a summoning circle and chants the incantation, thinking it’ll just be a fun story to tell. To her utter shock and delight, it actually works. Crackling with radio static and a thick unnatural darkness, a tall, terrifying figure emerges: Alastor, the infamous Radio Demon. With his red bobbed hair, deer ears and antlers, sharp toothed smile, and eerie charisma, he introduces himself in a voice laced with menacing static. But before he can fully make his presence known, Charlie explodes with joy, rainbows practically radiating off her. “Oh my gosh, it worked! Hi! I’m Charlie!” She beams, completely ignoring the horror before her. Her innocence stuns Alastor into silence. When he finally asks what she summoned him for, she grins and chirps. “Let’s be best friends!” leaving the Radio Demon completely and utterly baffled by this strange, bubbly girl who dared to greet Hell with open arms.
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Violet always respected Princess Charlie even when the other denizens of hell could care less. So when she heard about the Hazbin hotel, she wanted to help in any way she can. After Violet arrives, she is certain a particular demon has his eyes set on her after he starts to act rather strange around her...
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When Alastor unexpectedly gets his heat at Rosie's house, she offers a rather unorthodox solution.
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- Part 1 of Hazbin Bottom Alastor Smutshots
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Treat for anisecandy, featuring some blood, some gore, some cannibalism, and a very flustered deer who just learned that, oh dear, Vox kinda hot like that X3
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Charlie Morningstar was supposed to be redeeming sinners. That was the whole point of the Happy Hotel, hope, change, salvation. But lately, it’s been anything but holy inside her halls. Because he’s always there, Alastor. The Radio Demon. Smirking. Teasing. Watching her with those eyes that flicker like dying embers, always knowing just how to pull her strings. It starts small: a comment, a whisper in her ear, a touch that lingers too long. But it always turns into more. Heat. Breathless, reckless encounters behind velvet curtains and closed doors, where her tail slips and horns nearly form.
And Charlie hates it. Not because it doesn’t feel good, it feels too good but because she still has Vaggie. Loyal, fierce, loving Vaggie. The guilt claws at her, but Alastor… he’s an addiction she can’t quit. Every time she says it’s the last time, he finds her again. And she lets him. Again. And again.
Redemption was her mission.
But maybe she’s the one falling too far to be saved.(I’m sorry Vaggie T^T It’s for the porn..)
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just a cute little platonic (parental??? YES) tickle fic with Alastor and Zestial based off of an amazing fan art I saw, and I got permission to write about it from the artist (still debating actually tagging them on tumblr since it's a little embarrassing lol, but I'll still put their blog and the link to the fan art in the notes)
as mentioned, this is a platonic tickle fic, if that's not your cup of tea, then kindly keep scrolling
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Unplanned Reception by Alastorarepair (Mushishield)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
05 Jul 2025
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FemaleAlastorWeek Day 5 Kiss
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- Part 6 of FemaleAlastorWeek
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After the brutal, unjust death of Sir Pentious during the battle, Charlie Morningstar breaks. Her heart, her hotel, shattered. The dream she bled for now lies in ruins, Heaven’s gates cold and silent. They didn’t just kill a friend… They made an enemy. No more pleading, no more mercy. If Heaven wants to play god over Hell, then Hell will rise in flames to meet them.
Charlie, once a beacon of hope, is now fury incarnate. Her wishful halo cracked, her kindness curdled. And Alastor? He’s thrilled. This Charlie? Unhinged, wrathful, divine in her chaos? He’s never been more smitten. Where once her goodness tamed him, now her rage ignites him.
Vaggie watches, horrified. This isn’t the woman she fell in love with. The hopeful, bright light that once pulled her from despair is gone.
Charlie’s answer? Ice cold.
“Then maybe we were never meant to be.”
The war drums echo. Hell has a new queen. And she’s done playing nice.
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The HazGang + Vox React to RadioApple by SpeakOfTheDebbie
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Jun 2025
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News spread about Alastor and Lucifer pretty fast (this is Hell after all, the gossip mill runs a mile a minute) and the reviews are... mixed.
-in which everyone in the hotel shares their two cents on radioapple and vox bc ofc the toxic ex somehow found out
EDIT: on an impromptu hiatus cuz writers block is kicking my ass ;-; itll come back trust!!!
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Sometimes a week is all it takes to find something you didn't realise you wanted or needed.
RadioApple week
1 late night, early morning
2 pining, enemies
3 deal, blood
4 drinking, bonding
5 domestic, demon
6 sleeping, dance
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Quietly, It Slips Through Your Fingers, Love by Starlit_Rainfall
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Jun 2025
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This dance he had with Lucifer was a hinderance at the least, a game at most.
He never expected to be cornered by the fallen angel, especially not in such a vulnerable state. He wanted absolutely nothing to do with Lucifer’s presence while he could feel his life-force draining from him.
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Lucifer helps Alastor heal from his battle injuries, and Alastor learns something new about himself.
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Family Road Trip, Yaaay! (Not yay. very not yay) by Pez_z
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
05 Jun 2025
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Angel Dust was in a fresh, surprisingly good relationship with Hell's very own Radio Demon. Sure they'd had some kinks (not that kind, unfortunately) getting to where they were now. But...Angel had something actually, truly good going for him.
Then he got a call from his sister, and suddenly his whole family was going on a road-trip. He'd be fine going too, right?
Especially since he got to bring his new boyfriend. Sure, Al had to be disguised, but that was fine. No ways anything could go wrong with that.
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A/N: This was written and planned out before Hazbin Hotel came out, and is very canon divergent, just as a heads up :]
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At night was when the voices first began; trickling into Alastor’s mind as he lay awake listening to the sound of his father's drunken fury as he hid beneath his covers. It had never crossed his mind until then to kill him; but when a gun is placed in his hands on one fateful hunting trip, the choice is made for him: One shot and blood on his hands for freedom.
Alastor and his mother can now finally turn a new page and leave the horror behind; but years later, when a robbery gone wrong ends with a body in the street, Alastor's bloodlust takes hold, marking the start of a bloody chapter in New Orleans' history led by the rise of it's most brutal and elusive serial killer yet.
Bodies begin to pile up, sending the city into states of terror that serve as stepping stones in Alastor's climb to the top as New Orleans' most popular radio host. By day, he is the voice that ensnares them over the airwaves with reports of the macabre, but by night, he's the one painting the streets in blood.
This newfound fame allows him to walk straight into the midst of the city's glamorous, sinful elite; but, just when he reaches the top, a murder he didn’t commit shatters his perfect game, and Alastor finds himself spiraling.
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- Part 1 of Into the Crimson Wood