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Constructive Criticism by shazamouttahere
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 Oct 2025
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confused and broke reader gets slammed into gotham without warning and meets a nosy nightwing that might change her life
#batfam
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马尔科X山治 怎么喂鸟不算喂？
但食用前请仔细阅读预警*
based on：所有人都爱艾斯，于是所有人都和马尔科有了纠缠，马尔科是最爱艾斯的那个人 -
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Rose isn't quite sure who she is. She is sure she used to know but having died and woken up on Arda too many times to count is bad for her memory. Unfortunately these are not the only memories she has lost. She also doesn't remember anything that happened to the body she now has before she possessed it. What she does remember is the Dwarves being rude to her and Bilbo being one of her few friends in a really scary place. Oh and the Valar who want her to help Bilbo destroy the One Ring. They are decidedly not helpful. And she keeps failing at the task. On her latest life she is separated from her traveling companions and ends up in Ered Luin. She has given up on trying to remember her true identity but that might have been a mistake as might be agreeing to be taken to Thorin's Halls.
Fili would like it if his Uncle would just come back already and rule his own damn kingdom. He would also like it if there were a few less people creating problems. It would be manageable but then one of the Mountain's Trading Companies comes back with a seemingly boring and useless Hobbit in tow and suddenly he has even more problems. And Kili refuses to help.
Most of this is rated T but there are some mature themes.
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Aonung was a problem child in his family, always skipping class, failing tests, and getting into fights at school. He wouldn't listen to anyone— not even his parents. So, to fix this, Aonung's parents sent him away for the summer to the Sully's strawberry farm without his precious phone and the familiar confines of the big city in hopes of whipping him back into shape. But focusing on his hard labor would be a little trickier than he thought when a certain boy with pretty, dark skin watched his every move.
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how much of a cruel year can you call my fault by cherrydialectic
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Oct 2025
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Dusk comes down like a held breath and Geto Suguru chooses a different edge. The village lives. The phone call goes to Shoko, not Satoru. He walks away shaking and, for the first time since the Star Plasma Vessel, goes home—where soup tastes like metal, where his mother’s hand finds the old circle at his temple, where he realizes the work is turning him into a blade he can’t survive being.
Back at Jujutsu Tech, Gojo Satoru opens an unlocked door and finds a room that’s wrong in the smallest ways. His Six Eyes catalog the absence; his body sleeps only when it smells like Suguru’s shampoo. Shoko prescribes seventy-two hours and triage honesty. Satoru leaves a dozen voicemails; Suguru sends one text: I’m safe. We’ll talk later.
It feels like a promise and a goodbye all at once. They break the way stars do—far apart, still burning toward the same dark.
When they finally touch, it isn’t an explosion, it’s a soft, practiced yes. -
Ways to Say I Love You by Lumberjack_Chad
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Ahsoka - E. K. Johnston, Star Wars: Queen's Shadow Series - E. K. Johnston
04 Oct 2025
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just a bunch of drabbles for ships i like.
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Terry praised her and asked where she took those from because apparently it was some of her best work and she said she didn’t know. That it just happened, it was merely her trying new things and broadening her horizons.
But her eyes followed Nicole as she strutted through the restaurant, her gaze caught in the curve of her neck and the sway of her hips and the way she threw her head back to laugh at something Bridgette said. Ruby hoped he couldn't see how her heart stuttered and raced.
(Or, ruby just being too in love)
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- Part 13 of rubycole brainrot
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Of Lightning and Stars by Sibley
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash (Movie 2023), Man of Steel (2013), Superman (Movie 2025), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Wonder Woman (Movies - Jenkins), Green Lantern (2011), just pretend things worked out and now Hal is here
03 Oct 2025
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During an insurgency, Batman recruits a young man named Barry Allen and rescues him and his younger sister, Kara, from a research facility run by Wade Eiling. Life's about to change a lot for young Kara, and Barry finds a place, that's if he doesn't fight it. The same for Batman and the rest of the league.
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Life And Death (Will Lead Into Love And Regret) *PODFIC* by RandomIdiot67
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
04 Oct 2025
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"There is someone that can train you, if you want."
Damian froze, his eyes creeping up to interlock with Dick's piercing gaze.
"Who?"
"The former third Robin."
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Damian Wayne had a goal, to be the best Robin that Batman had. His plan was foiled however, when all three of his mentors were too busy to train him, leaving him helpless and inexperienced... Unless he could find another trainer.
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the crimson sky is so beautiful, yet, you'll never know by nebulous_astronaut
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
03 Oct 2025
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Ever since Mafuyu left her parents’ house on that night filled with pouring rain and frenzied tears, Mafuyu’s frosted-glass soul splintered into thousands of shards, able to slit flesh and draw blood with the slightest pinch. Her mother claimed pain was love, and she knew the warmth of Kanade’s notes was sometimes scalding, so when they started dating, it only made sense that that was the way things would go. Her mother took everything away from her, and when the only thing she had left was Nightcord at 25:00, she took that away as well. Control, control, control. She would grasp onto the anchor Kanade was letting down for dear life, chain her to the ocean floor, bite the bitterness away and spill sugar crystals into the fresh wounds. There was no need for perfect scores or mothers or illness when strings of sticky sugar-spun caramel bonded them together.
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2025
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Vessel has relied on Sleep as far as he can remember. Sleep was the one to give him all he needs, all he wants… but was it actually? Vessel believed he was doing everything correct, until he realized that he was stuck in a vicious, never-ending cycle of death. He needs to find a way out of Eden, before it swallows him whole…
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An alternate universe where Vessel and the Numerals are trying to free themselves from Sleep’s grasp.Chapter warnings will always be in the beginning notes. Thoughts & other blurbs will always be in the ending notes. Updates on Tuesdays and Fridays!
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Carys is a runner, always leaving one self-made disaster for the next. After hesitantly accepting a room & board position at an organic farm, she expects to spend her days elbow deep in dishwater and picking bugs off produce. She isn't expecting Jack, fat, curly-haired, and a little bit standoffish, to disrupt her peace. As the weeks fly by in a whirl of longing glances and mounting tension, Carys feels her resolve to stay professional weaken, and Jack begins to wonder if the new cook isn't trying to add to his waistline.
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"I Look In People's Windows, Transfixed By Rose Golden Glows." by madness_on_the_milano
Fandoms: Cars (Pixar Movies)
03 Oct 2025
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Whumptober '25, day three
Prompt - isolation and found familySeries
- Part 3 of Whumptober '25
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Family is Sharing a Hot Pot by elsecaller_muu
Fandoms: ダイヤのA | Daiya no A | Ace of Diamond
03 Oct 2025
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Kazuya yearned for his family to be like other families eating dinner.
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A story of fast cars, quiet kitchens, and the fragile intimacy between two unlikely people.
Our leading lady lives in a Berlin penthouse high above the city: rich, young, brilliant, and crushingly alone.
On a whim, she hires a private chef for the night.
What she gets is Milo: a thirty-something cook with beautiful forearms, a battered Honda, and a silent presence soft enough to drown out even the loneliest night above Berlin’s rooftops.One dinner turns into midnight drives through neon-lit streets, shared whiskey and whispered secrets, and the slow unraveling of two people who never expected to need each other.
**Reverse millionaire AU - the man is lower middle-class, I repeat, the man is lower middle-class - we are steering towards sunny skies, a light summer drizzle and an elegant, classy, emotionally intelligent lady millionaire**
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When war threatens to break out between the the Kingdom of Merikiha and the mysterious Kingdom of Altai, Viv and Semeru must fight against their greatest foe: each other.
And Princess Miranjani must be the one to broker the peace.This is the sequel to Taking the Leap and expands on the merfolk universe.
I hope you enjoy!
Updates MWF (usually).Series
- Part 8 of Green Fields and Blue Ocean
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A look at what Alinua's life was like before she met Kendal.
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- Part 3 of Whumptober 2025
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In which Azula falls, realising her place in the world.
In a world where someone catches her and helps her build a new one.After being assumed dead due to injury, Azula is found by a prisoner escaping from the Boiling Rock. Together, they escape and try to heal. Will ghosts from their pasts stop them from building a life together, or will their changes render them unrecognizable.
Character development in chapters 1-5, misunderstandings from chapters 6-? and reunions pop up at some point
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In a morally decaying Manila, Sophia Elizabeth Laforteza, a disillusioned UPD anthropology student, is the only one to recognize a pattern of ritualistic killings targeting the city's most corrupt and predatory men as a form of dark vigilante justice, leading her to profile the killer as a highly intelligent, theatrical woman she dubs the "Ethical Epicurean." Unbeknownst to her, the killer is Jadenipit "Marquise" Auramornrat, a seemingly perfect DLSU pre-med student from Siquijor who is actually an modern day cannibal consuming the wicked as both a sustenance and a public service. Their worlds collide when Marquise, fascinated by Sophia's analysis, begins a twisted game of cat-and-mouse, tailoring her crimes as direct responses to Sophia's theories, drawing the obsessed student into a dangerous relationship where the lines between hunter and hunted, justice and monstrosity, are irrevocably blurred.
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The Mabari Chronicles by Emarild
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
03 Oct 2025
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Cassandra’s eyes grew wide. “Inquisitor- I mean, Morgan. Are you asking me what I think you are asking?”
“I understand that rebuilding the Seekers here in the guise of the Divine’s honour guard is a rather demanding task, so if you are not…”
“Are you mad? I would be honoured to… Although, won’t Sera be expecting to be your maid of honour?”
“I can assure you, she was perfectly content at the prospect of getting to throw flower petals and possibly cakes during the celebration. I still need to let Cullen know about that, though…”
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A few months have passed since the Inquisition was unanimously disbanded during the Exalted Council. Now it is time for everyone to move on.
After their long overdue visit to Cullen’s family, former Inquisitor Morgan Evelyn Trevelyan and her husband settle into their new home. Between mabari training lessons and wedding preparations they manage to find a new purpose – or rather, it finds them, when a desperate Ser Delrin Barris arrives at their doorstep.
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- Part 2 of Cullen and Morgan