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    Summary

    Harry Potter (Slut's Version) is an explicit rewriting, imagining-parody of the original saga, where Harry is cursed with uncontrollable sexual allure after voldemort tried to kill him and put half of his perverted magic inside the boy's body.

     

    1° - Harry Slutter and the Stone of Banging: Ch1-16
    2° - Harry Slutter and the Secret Fuck Chamber: Ch18-28
    3° - Harry Slutter and the Prisoner of Azkaban’s Big Cock: Ch30-43
    4° - Harry Slutter and the Goblet of Hot Cumshots: Ch45-60
    5° - Harry Slutter and the Order of the Phoenix's Orgy: Ch62-79
    6° - Harry Slutter and the Half-Blood Dick-Sucking Prince: Ch80-92
    7° - Harry Slutter and the Deadly Hardcore Pounding: Ch92-115

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,338
    Chapters:
    7/115
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    751
    Bookmarks:
    158
    Hits:
    66,343
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    Summary

    Harry discovers that it is much easier to make Slytherins nice with love than with aggression. What was the saying again? You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

    What starts with a few random compliments and smiles quickly leads to hugs, lingering touches, a few kisses... but before he knows it, Harry is the one who wants more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,002
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    829
    Bookmarks:
    248
    Hits:
    12,061
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    What would happen if on the night 31 October, 1981 Harry wasn't taken by the Dursley, but from Lily's biological family

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,245
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    307
    Bookmarks:
    137
    Hits:
    14,632
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    Desperately, as both Dementors go for the kiss, Harry calls on that anger in lieu of happiness as he casts his Patronus.

    Something emerges from his wand— a stag.

    Except, Harry notices, the stag is different. Usually white and bright and luminescent, this time, his stag is a swirling mass of dark energy. It moves like a hurricane, like a force of pure energy, rather than a proper stag. It swirls around in and of itself— and it takes a larger than life presence. He has never seen anything like it.

    When his Patronus becomes dark and corrupted, Harry attempts to work out the reason for the change. Between dealing with Umbridge, figuring out Dumbledore’s Army, and discovering classmates he’s never noticed before, Harry attempts to make it to the end of year exams.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,011
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    351
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    4,652
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    In a world where Harry Potter chooses to seek his own answers instead of waiting around for Dumbledore, everything is different.

    As the new school year arrives, Harry and his friends must overcome new challenges as their plans unfold. With pieces moving, Dumbledore looming, and a revolution on the horizon, will they be able to finish what they started?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,790
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    1,267
    Kudos:
    2,354
    Bookmarks:
    647
    Hits:
    67,277
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    Summary

    Harry Potter's given an opportunity to to attend a different school. Let's just say he regrets everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,651
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    412
    Bookmarks:
    172
    Hits:
    11,472
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    Summary

    Considering how often the Unspeakables have made him relive this moment he could probably do it with a blindfold and no wand, but they did so love making him relive his trauma
    or could something else be happening....

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,288
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    689
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    Caleb Odell never thought he find himself having to raise a child, heck he was the last person who should be raising a child.

    Petunia finds out she has family out of the states and takes her chance on dumping her freak of a nephew on them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,738
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    143
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    Iris Diana Potter had a bad life, forced into a war at a very young age. Then, when it ended, she thought that was it. She left the magical world with her godson Teddy and started working at a radio tower as a radio host. She enjoyed it immensely…..However, Teddy got sick…..
    When Iris Potter entered hell, she never guessed what would happen to her, But hell is way better than the wizarding world surprisingly.
    Maybe this Hazbin Hotel is where she can call home…..and maybe she will reunite with Teddy and her parents too while she’s at it.

     

    rewrite of Poppy's hazbin hotel

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,974
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    1,228
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    In the haze of the summer, Harry can hear the magpies chirping.

    Is it before or after it happens that they stop? He can't quite remember. It's a weird mixture of relief and horror, what he feels in the moment.

    He always told Dumbledore that something bad would happen if he went back to the Dursley's.

    And now something bad has happened.
    Like the magpies, like an omen of bad luck, he remains in violent prophecies once more.
    -
    or: snape becomes an accidental father of 4

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,699
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    329
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    5,403
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    In a universe where the Dursleys' neglect caused Harry to develop into a different kind of boy, Hogwarts doesn't get the Gryffindor savior it expects. This Harry is quiet, awkward, and no one seems to know what to make of him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,386
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    562
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    Summary

    McGonagall sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose, “Very well Miss Granger, let’s get started.”
    Harry placed his hand on the cover of the book with the number one on it causing it to glow slightly before it opened. With a flick of his wand Dumbledore, who had a curious look in his eyes as he regarded the now calm, relaxed, and even playful children in front of him, caused the book to start reading on its own.

    OR: Reading the books, but I add my own twist here and there.

    The updates will probably be extremely erratic and slow. So I apologize in advance. I don't own any recognizable work, and I don't agree with JKR's views. Please enjoy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,193
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    445
    Bookmarks:
    174
    Hits:
    13,832
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    Summary

    Hadrian died knowing his soulmate killed him.
    Tom lived knowing his soulmate abandoned him.

    Both are true.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,781
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    696
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    The best thing about being seen as nothing more than pitiful, traumatized children is that no one would believe it possible for any of them to conspire with the Fae to kidnap the Girl-Who-Lived.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,884
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    706
    Kudos:
    1,462
    Bookmarks:
    673
    Hits:
    42,036
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    “...Lily.” He paused like the name had become foreign on his tongue. “Lily, you know I wouldn’t come if it wasn’t of the utmost importance.” Lily scoffed, but let him continue, knowing somewhere, in the back of her heart that it was true.

     

    “You aren’t safe here. Come tomorrow you, the baby, and Potter will all be dead.” At her obvious tensing he hurried on, and she was surprised by the desperation that was leaking into his voice, no matter how hard he was trying to appear level headed, she had always known him too well.

     

    Or Severus says "fuck it" and takes the Potters saftey into his own hands.

    Or or one big fuckass toxic family road trip

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,558
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1,376
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    In any other world, Sita Potter would have liked to kick back and relax. Unfortunately, there's a murderer after her, there's the past life thing she's trying to get over, the government is incompetent, and being eleven isn't actually conducive to being an overpowered badass.

    At least she's rich? Her friends say that's called a bright side or something.

    OR:

    SI in the body of a female harry, who is determined to make this everyone's problem. tom marvolo riddle will NOT be the cause of fallen grades.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,139
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    712
    Kudos:
    1,080
    Bookmarks:
    414
    Hits:
    26,931
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    Summary

    When a cat snuggles up next to you or sits in your lap, you do. not. move.

    The same goes for Harry Potter.

    --- --- --- --- ---

    Or: Harry is so touch-starved that anytime he initiates any sort of contact, his friends wouldn't move him for anything. Except for Luna, of course, but that's just because she has a better idea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    777
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    Summary

    Ten-year-old Harry Potter is an orphan who lives in the fictional London suburb of Little Whinging, Surrey, with the Dursleys: his uncaring Aunt Petunia, loathsome Uncle Vernon, and spoiled cousin Dudley. The Dursleys barely tolerate Harry, and Dudley bullies him. One day Harry is astonished to receive a letter addressed to him in the cupboard under the stairs (where he sleeps). Before he can open the letter, however, Uncle Vernon takes it. Letters for Harry subsequently arrive each day, in increasing numbers, but Uncle Vernon tears them all up, and finally, in an attempt to escape the missives, the Dursleys go to a miserable shack on a small island. On Harry’s 11th birthday, a giant named Hagrid arrives and reveals that Harry is a wizard and that he has been accepted at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He also sheds light on Harry’s past, informing the boy that his parents, a wizard and a witch, were killed by the evil wizard Voldemort and that Harry acquired the lightning-bolt scar on his forehead during the fatal confrontation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    958
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Hits:
    12
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    After his aunt tries to abandon Harry in the middle of nowhere leads to the mysteries town of horror where he finds the family he deserves.

    What will the wizarding world think of the golden boy who doesn't live up to their expectations who is heavily scarred and befriends Slytherins and talks to snakes and carries a Grimoire and flowers and peach trees seem to bloom everywhere he walks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,003
    Chapters:
    12/100
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    2,313
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    Summary

    In 1996, after being briefly adopted by Marvolo Tom Gaunt, the boy who lived seemed to just disappear in the rise of the returning dark lord. Between his search for Deathly Hallows and Dumbledore’s quest for Horcrux, Harry lost himself in pursuit of love and power to protect those he held dear.

    This is the story of that Harry.

    Year 1 & 2

    Or

    Harry Potter saw red when he wasn’t himself. The first time he saw red was also the first time he saw so much red on Dudley’s forehead. He was 9 years old when he struck a heavy rock on Dudley’s head in the yard. He was bawling his eyes out apologizing to uncle Vernon who just punched him. And he was only 9 years old when he finally left the Dursley for good with the help of social service.

    He remembered policemen were called. Angry parents. People were standing on the street, gossiping and looking at him. The weirdest part, he could almost taste their emotions.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,516
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2,502

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