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    Harry runs the quirkiest, most hipster café in Manchester, complete with mismatched chairs, latte art competitions, and a playlist only he could curate. After years of heartbreak, he’s sworn off romance and poured every ounce of love into his café. Across the road, Louis, a newly minted OB-GYN, has just moved to town. Charming but a little guarded, Louis has his own history of messy relationships—and zero intention of repeating them.
    That is, until Harry spots him. First, it’s just a perfect view of Louis’s, well… assets. The next day, Harry finally sees the face attached—and suddenly everything makes sense. From that moment, coffee orders turn into long conversations, witty banter becomes undeniable chemistry, and Harry finds himself slowly chipping away at the walls Louis has built.
    What follows is a hilarious and heartfelt journey filled with awkward encounters, stolen glances, and a growing connection neither of them expected. Against a backdrop of hospital shifts and café chaos, Harry and Louis discover that sometimes love shows up when—and where—you least expect it.

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    At Glastonbury, Harry and Louis find themselves face-to-face again—three years later, with old sparks flying, boundaries fading, and a passion that refuses to stay buried.

    Or, in the end, Harry and Louis finally find their way back to each other… or do they?

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    14/?
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    52
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    11
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    2,429
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    ‎There is something endearing about tit-sucking your partner as you fuck them in missionary their eyes rolling at the back of their heads as they try to bite their lip and suppress the egregious moan threatening to scream its way out toes curling body shaking hands gripping

    ‎whatever is near them and you just stare at them coz you now what’s coming next and its definitely not you

    ‎obviously I dont have the hands of a god so PLEASE #hpdm detailed fucking I need the. flushed and red and sweaty and dizzy and basically overcome with desire esp golden boy over here

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    1/1
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    4
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    8
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    2
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    Harry Potter is reincarnated into the world of the walking dead with a goal unknowingly given to by death, how will our resident wizard face the dead, what will be Harry’s true enemy?

    The dead, the humans or his own morality.

    (Chapters 1-2 edited so far)

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    1,127
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    First there was Cedric.

    Cedric was steady, grounded, someone who craved order and simplicity. But Harry was too much—too much emotion, too much danger, too much of everything. Cedric grew tired of trying to calm the storm that always seemed to follow. He wanted something quieter, something less complicated.

    Then Tom came along.

    He didn’t shy away from Harry’s intensity—he thrived on it. Tom didn’t want peace; he wanted fire, conflict, the thrill of the unknown.

    Where Cedric pulled away, Tom stepped closer.

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    21/?
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    27,129
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    Louis has never thought of himself as a damsel in distress but then again, he’s never accidentally summoned a firefighter who looks like harry.

    After one burnt-toast incident, Louis can’t stop thinking about Harry nor can he stop finding new and increasingly ridiculous reasons to get him back to his flat.

    Based on this prompt for the BLFF 2025

    Prompt 117: Louis calls the fire station for a legitimate reason, but after seeing Harry, the hot firefighter, they start making excuses to call frequently.

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    “No need to yell,” the lad said, sitting in the grass with one of the lambs in his lap and a few others surrounding him.
    “If you don’t get out of there,” Louis yelled, “I’m gonna call the police. You can’t steal our lambs!”
    “If you’re gonna accuse me of anything I can accept trespassing,” the lad said, smiling wide and bright, while scratching the lamb over his head.

    Or the one where Louis finds a handsome stranger cuddling his family's lambs. A stranger that tilts Louis' worlds, turns it upside down and then blows his mind in the lake.

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    1/1
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    From that day, Harry found a new purpose in life: to make Blaise Zabini fuck him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    28
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    5,693
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    Ron doesn't mean to watch Harry so much. He's supposed to be focusing on Auror training, proving everyone he more than just Harry potter's best mate. But he can't help but notice the way his eyes glimmer emerald, the teasing smirks, the stolen glances, the way he draws everyone's attention so naturally. So beautifully. It's maddening, and Ron can't look away.

    (chat, there are not enough Rarry fics in the market, so I've taken it upon myself to fix it. Its honestly so sad, codependent Rarry my beloved <3)

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    10,870
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
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    74
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1,252
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    Madelyn and Grace have just settled into their new apartment in London, one diving into the search for a new job, the other immersed in her master’s studies. They were searching for something softer—something safer—after one had barely escaped the wreckage of an abusive relationship, and the other had spent years trapped in a toxic home, battling the quiet war of self-image and never feeling enough.But their lives were about to change forever—and none of them had the slightest idea.

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    104,291
    Chapters:
    26/30
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
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    Harry Potter doesn’t realize Cedric Diggory has been quietly orchestrating hallways meets to see him in his favor. He also doesn’t realize Draco Malfoy has decided he’s not letting Diggory get away with it.

    All Harry knows is that Cedric and Malfoy keep arguing, dragging him into the middle, and now he’s got detention because of it.

    He’s pretty sure it’s about Quidditch. It’s not.

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    12,085
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    1,098
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    enchanted
    /ɪnˈtʃɑːntɪd,ɛnˈtʃɑːntɪd/
    adjective
    1.
    placed under a spell; bewitched.
    "an enchanted garden"

     

    In which Hadrian falls for the right boy and Draco falls for the wrong boy.

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    3/6
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    Harry Potter defeats Voldemort using the most powerful magic of all: relentless flirting.
    Harry struts, winks, and casually rewrites the rules of war.
    Chaos ensues.
    Death Eaters question life choices.
    The Order questions reality.
    Voldemort questions… his sexuality.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    237
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    31
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    2,908
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    Louis doesn’t like weddings. Harry doesn’t like Louis. Maybe a mutual friend’s wedding will prove them both wrong.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    153
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    2,015
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    Voldemort has ruled Wizarding Britain for a gruelling seventeen years. Almost a lifetime behind a desk doing paperwork.

    He needs a break. Desperately.

    Good thing Harry Potter has experience managing the most successful hospital in Britain!

    Alternatively: Harry is hired to be a temporary Dark Lord

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    English
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    22,790
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    15
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    87
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    12
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    1,437
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    A drunken lap dance gets taken way too seriously…

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    950
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
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    1
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    Coach glances up suddenly, almost like he just remembered something.

     

     

     

    “Oh, right, sorry,” he turns toward Louis. “Tomlinson, you haven’t met my son yet.”

     

     

     

    His voice is casual. So casual.

     

     

     

    “This is Harry.”

     

     

    or; louis celebrates getting signed to manchester united by spending an intimate night with a gorgeous stranger. the last thing he expects is for the stranger to be his new coach’s son.

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    102,536
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    323
    Kudos:
    993
    Bookmarks:
    354
    Hits:
    32,858
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    One dorm. One rule. One Exception.

    Harry has things to do.

    He has N.E.W.T.S. to study for, a career to avoid, and nightmares he needs to get over.

    Which is why he welcomed the rule; encouraged it, even!

    Only 8 of them had returned, so the logical move was for them to live together. It made sense!

    The rule made sense, too; No dating your dorm mates. No exceptions.

    Well, he was alright with it until he actually had to enforce it.

    Surviving the war was one thing. But Draco Malfoy in quaffle and snitch pants?

    Harry was doomed from the beginning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    420
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    234
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    Harry Potter is sitting with his girlfriend and best friends when letters announcing a marriage law come into their flat. But what happens when his letter says he is not to marry Ginny, he isn't the son of Lily and James Potter, he has a family that wants him, oh yeah and he has mates? What about his darkest secrets, the things even Ginny didn't know, will they be told or will he be able to keep hiding them? Will He be okay with all the creature-ness going on around him? And what about the fact he is the long-lost prince of somewhere he had never heard of? Will everything be okay in the end or will everything shatter beneath his... claws?

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    English
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    9,589
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    950
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    Tom comes home from work and finds a nice little surprise on his bed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2,992

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