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  1. 44

    Almost, Maybe, Someday by

    Fandoms: Fairly OddParents, Fairly OddParents: A New Wish  

    21 Jun 2025

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    Meeting their future-selves wasn’t supposed to feel this... wrong. It was supposed to be simple proof that they’d be fine without their fairies. But after yet another weird, loaded glance between future Dev and Hazel, regular Dev snapped.

    “There!” He jabbed a finger between them. “That’s exactly what I’m talking about! You're both acting shifty, like you’re hiding something! Just admit it-you’re not even friends anymore, and you’re faking it to keep us from freaking out!”

    "Alright!" Peri finally cracked, clapping his hands between them. “They’re here, alive—that’s all we need to know, right? This future stuff already has me on edge; let’s just wrap it up...”

    Dev was about to protest again when he noticed Hazel freeze beside him.

    Her eyes were caught on future Hazel's hand as it brushed a lock of hair behind her ear. “That finger… You’re…”

    “What?” Dev followed her stare, confused, but Hazel’s expression said it all. She pointed between their future selves, her jaw dropping.

     

    “Wait a second… are you guys married?!”

     

    And with that, two rings and all hell broke loose.

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    Sorry, Not Sorry by

    Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    21 Jun 2025

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    The heroes had been given their warnings in the past, more chances than Chuuya could count, but they went unheeded. This was just the natural next course of action, especially with a few of their own on the line.

    ...

    Chuuya is sent to infiltrate UA; Dazai is sent to do the same with the League of Villains. Chuuya is suffering with tedious undercover work while trying to balance a fake family and hero school, while Dazai gets to go off and play villain. So unfair.

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    Last Friday Night by ,

    Fandoms: Super Sons (Comics), Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    22 Jun 2024

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    Damian wasn’t one to go out of his way to cause scandals or to give the masses something to gossip over. He tried to distance himself from his family in that aspect. He liked the way his name was kept out of the papers, unlike his father or siblings. It was something he took pride in.

    Or something he did take pride in. Because as the saying goes, love makes you stupid. And well, Jon wanted Damian to have fun. Damian had reasoned that a couple drinks wouldn’t hurt. But once Damian had passed the threshold of ‘a couple drinks’ that's when the trouble *really* started.

    TL;DR: Damijon + friends go out and party, Damian gets a bit too drunk and everyone thinks this is hilarious

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    La Luna Blanca by

    Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)  

    20 Jun 2025

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    His fur bristled as the rumble that had been bubbling in the pits of his stomach now made its way to the surface as a menacing snarl.
    A warning.
    Who in the world did this wolf think he was? And where in hell had he even come from? This was their territory, their hunting area, their home. As it had been for the past 9 years at the very least. Besides Seungmin and Jeongin, never had there been any other wolf to breach their borders, ever. This land was theirs and he was not about to let that change. And he sure as hell was not going to yield to a pompous alpha of all things.

    Minho would rather die.

     

    /OR/

    Omega Lee Minho lives a peaceful life as the leader of his small pack of orphaned strays.

    Until that peace is threatened when his little brother meets an intruder…

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    The arduous trials of getting one Ivan drunk by for space_be_spooky

    Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)  

    07 May 2024

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    Being friends with Hyuna came with copious nights spent drinking in her mother’s bar, and after several of these get togethers where everyone would try and fail to out drink Hyuna, they began to realise that Ivan just. Didn’t get drunk? Like, ever?

    And naturally, Hyuna was not someone to back down from a challenge, so she made it her mission to figure out what it took to get Ivan drunk.

     

    OR

     

    5 Times the gang tried to get Ivan drunk and 1 Time they accidentally succeeded
    (Feat a drunken love confession)

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    • Bookmarked by archonqwerty

      23 Jun 2025

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      21 Jun 2025

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    • Bookmarked by timetomakeanewdream

      20 Jun 2025

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      When he returned, it became very apparent that a lot had happened in the five minutes he was gone.

       

      Till stared down at the table, aghast. “What the fuck did you do to him?” He asked slowly, eyes trailing over the flush on Ivan’s neck and the way he was smiling lazily, little snaggletooth digging into his bottom lip. “You’re off your fucking nuts.”

      Ivan giggled.

      “What the fuck?” Till sat down slowly, unable to tear his eyes away. “What the fuck happened to you? Hyuna, what did you do?”

      “I got him drunk!” Hyuna cheered, “It’s only taken me eight years, but I finally did it!”

       

      A drunk Hyuna was loud and chaotic. Drunk Mizi was sleepy, drunk Sua overly emotional. Till had been told that he himself was clingy when drunk.

      A drunk Ivan, it very quickly came apparent, was brutally honest and had absolutely no sense of self preservation.

    • Bookmarked by soapswaffles

      20 Jun 2025

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    • Bookmarked by treepigeon

      20 Jun 2025

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    The Drum Beats Out of Time by

    Fandoms: The Rookie (TV 2018)  

    07 Oct 2023

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    Tim and Lucy from season one get a glimpse into their future that takes place shortly after season five. How will they react to all the major changes in their lives?

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    Waiting (for the other shoe to drop) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    04 Mar 2023

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    Slade had seen a lot, but even for him, waking up in somebody else's body was a surprise.
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    Aka a bodyswap AU with Slade and Jason.

    Fulfills Year of Jason and Slade March prompt: Mutual admiration of skills

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    Getting Laid: A How-To Guide by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    15 Sep 2023

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    Human interactions were not Orochimaru’s strength. Fortunately, Tsunade was always willing to answer questions. The jōnin standby station probably wasn’t the best place to ask, but options were limited. He’d just have to deal with the lack of privacy, and Jiraiya being a nuisance, and Tsunade mooning over Katō, and…

    And the very distracting presence of the subject of his question – and object of his affections – Sakumo Hatake, just across the room.

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    Lost and Found by

    Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    01 Jan 2025

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    Home Alone: Christmas at Titans Tower by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)  

    17 Dec 2022

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    Tim is nine. Well, apparently he’s supposed to be fourteen and Robin (so cool!) but he’s nine right now because of a wizard. Batman left him alone in Titan’s Tower because he needs Tim out of the way while he deals with some new crime boss in Gotham.

    And now a mysterious bad guy in a red helmet has locked down the Tower from all outside communication and is trying to get in. Tim doesn’t remember being Robin, but he’s going to have to get Robin-y in order to defeat this enemy on his own.

    Luckily, the Tower is full of so many interesting toys….

    Inspired by the Christmas masterpiece Home Alone.

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    I Say Love, It Is A Flower by

    Fandoms: The Rookie (TV 2018)  

    08 Aug 2022

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    Five times Lucy 'catches' the wedding bouquet, and the only time she throws one.

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    Batstream by for Ginevra_Benci, MousesizeDragon

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    06 Feb 2022

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    “I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
    AKA
    Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    Finding Home by

    Fandom: Undertale (Video Game)

    01 Jun 2025

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    Come as You Are by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    09 Sep 2021

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    If asked, Harry Potter would categorize his high school senior year as normal: football, friends, and one devastating crush on his tutor, Draco Malfoy. When presented with an opportunity to help Draco, Harry rises to the occasion. Unfortunately, so does his dick. Sparks fly and alarms blare… and the Hogwarts Owlz Gossip twitter feed blows up.

    Or: the one where an inconvenient erection brings them together.

    01/2022 UPDATE ***NOW WITH ART BY FICTIONAL***

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    Just Like in the Movies by

    Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)  

    15 May 2021

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    It's been 10 years since Adora got transferred out of Shadow Weaver's home, and by extension, 10 years since she's seen her best friend. She thinks she's doing fine for herself. She just finished up her first year of college with a 3.8 GPA, and is ready to take it easy over break with a lowkey summer job and some MCAT flashcards to keep her company.

    And then Catra slides over the concessions counter with her only intent to make Adora's life a living hell. At least if you ask Adora, anyway.

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    Question Marks by

    Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender  

    13 May 2020

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    Zuko pulls away first. He stares at Sokka and raises his one brow.
    “You do realise,” he says dryly, “that you just instigated a major international incident?”

    Or: Sokka is impulsive. This is a problem. Especially when he ends up kissing the Fire Lord and immediately running away.

    Rated T for swearing.

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    Name-Calling by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga  

    12 Apr 2020

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    From the start, Roy Mustang had always believed in Edward Elric. Even after he'd learned the horrific story of their attempt at human transmutation, Mustang had just looked at Ed and offered him a chance. He'd come when Ed was despondent, weak, and helpless...and offered him a way out.

    Maybe that was why, out of all the men Ed knew, Roy was the closest thing he'd ever had to a father.

    5 + 1 things, but Ed's names for Roy. Parental!RoyEd.

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    Night at the Guanyin Temple by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    29 Jan 2020

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    The events at the Guanyin Temple happen a bit earlier in the night, and everyone has to deal with a drunk Lan Wangji amidst a deadly hostage situation.

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    the ghost king's bride by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    22 May 2019

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    Ghosts won't stop giving Xie Lian flowers, Hua Cheng won't stop teasing, and Xie Lian is out here doing his best, man.

    Xie Lian is momentarily frozen. Outside of heaven, no one calls him Highness except in jest, and there was a time people threw flowers at his feet as if to make a carpet for him to walk upon, but those years are long past. “Thank you. This is a—a princely gift.”

    The spirit’s black-pit eyes go wide and then he grins, revealing long, wicked teeth the color of tarnished silver. “Yes! Yes, I knew it was meant for his Highness.” The spirit nods to Hua Cheng, too, whose grin has widened to something almost obscene.

    “Truly,” Hua Cheng agrees.

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    Time Mutable Immutable by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    15 Nov 2019

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    Hermione Granger is an Unspeakable with the Department of Mysteries working exclusively within the Time Room. Her investigations into a group that worships the long dead Voldemort leads her back many years in the past.

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