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    Time for me to try to do some kink, because why not? It's the internet.

    And I decided to make it all Witcher-themed, because why not?

    (Also, I am working on this since last August, but I ain't finished by the time October started, so we shall see how many days will be late...)

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    A continuation on The Path I Choose.
    Geralt and Jaskier are back together after a year apart and are more than ready to make up for lost time. And deepen thier relationship.

    Smut, rough sex and Two men hopelessly in love.

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    Geralt’s had enough of Jaskier’s constant flirting and teasing. So he locks up his tiny cock, uses a little Axii, and shows him exactly how a good bard serves.

    And then the other Witchers get involved.

    Now Jaskier’s dripping with cum, leaking around plugs, glowing with praise, and loving every humiliating second of it. A locked bard is a loyal bard and this one belongs to the Keep.

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    Kaer Morhen had not been what Jaskier had expected.

    From what words he could pull from the Witcher’s lips, he’d expected cold stone, high walls, scattered straw, and terse company. Not...a well kept keep, warm from large fires, with abundant good food and rich wines.

    There had been a strange tension, an undercurrent between all of them when Jaskier had trailed in behind Geralt. Geralt’s shoulders were tense, his jaw tight, and he met every molten gaze with his head high. He looked ready for a fight at any moment.

    Which was strange, because Geralt’s fellow Witchers were…

    Well, welcoming wasn’t the right word, exactly.

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    Jaskier gets stuck at in Nowheresville with an infected hand, which cripples his ability to sustain himself. By some twist of fate, he bumps into a witcher, who offers to help him. Desperate to escape a situation gone horribly wrong, Jaskier agrees to pay the witcher when he gets home. But what price does the witcher's assistance come at?

    Geralt finds a bard with a magnificent voice in the middle of Nowheresville. Enchanted by the man's singing and concerned for his deteriorating health, he makes a private vow to protect the bard...whatever the cost.

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    A decade after the defeat of the Wild Hunt, Ciri subdues a futanari succubus with an ancient technique known as prostate stimulation.

    ---

    This was a commission.

    ❤️ Find more of me on my website ❤️

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    Jaskier's life gets turned upside down when he finds a strange portal on his college campus. After walking through it, he finds himself stranded in a strange place without his phone or any way to get back... and runs into Geralt of Rivia.

    Problem is, neither of them speak the same language, and Geralt suspects Jaskier might be a spy sent to hurt Ciri.

    Whump focused, canon divergent. Semi-edited. No beta.

    Also, Jaskier is trans. Content warning for anxiety/panic attacks, internal transphobia, violence, and injuries.

    I have a general outline for how the plot goes but as of posting this is not yet finished. No ETA on updates, I have ADHD and lose track of time.

    Updated content warning as of chapter 34: Graphic violence, language, suicidal intent and actions, abusive language, and depictions of mental health deterioration. Please read the tags.

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    Author's Summary:
    Geralt has only ever talked about one nuisance bard, the one that wrote the fucking song that has people throwing coppers at him when he walks into bars. Jaskier something or other, who gives a shit, “Why the fuck is he here?”

    “To winter with me,” Geralt snaps, a warning in his tone Lambert readily ignores. “Problem?”

    “Yeah, the problem is the strange prostitute you brought to The Keep!!” Lambert exclaims, because he’d had a feeling Geralt was smitten, but apparently, he’s an idiot and doesn’t know a bad idea when he sees one if it smiles at him pretty enough.

    “Hey, I’m at least a strange courtesan!” the bard calls.

     

    (Lambert is extremely protective of the very little he has, including his brother. Jaskier is a threat to all of them, he doesn’t get why everyone doesn’t see that.)

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    "Fine," Geralt huffs. "But if I win-"
    "Yeah, sure," Jaskier dismisses, drunk on his winning streak. "Not gonna happen!"
    "If I win," Geralt insists, raising an eyebrow challengingly. "I get to have some blessed silence for a full day."
    "What?" Jaskier scoffs, feeling his face heat up ever so slightly.

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    Jaskier gets pregnant with Geralt’s son, something he thought was impossible. All the Witchers are very happy with the news or so the couple believed. Problems arise when someone starts using Axii on Jaskier to hurt him and the baby.
    Is there a traitor among the Witchers? Who is he? Will Geralt stop him before he hurts two of the most important people in his life?

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    After a long winter apart, Jaskier is excited to be back with Geralt on the Path. But after a series of frustrating events delaying their rendevous, Jaskier finds himself more testy than usual.

    Geralt knows why, and he might just have a solution.

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    Coming across Letho is a surprise for both Geralt and Jaskier, and what he offers even more so. On the condition that he gets to watch, Letho gives them an opportunity to reverse their roles. Is it any surprise that they eagerly accept?

    **Can be read as standalone**

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    Jaskier had already accepted that he would most likely not survive his journey back through the pass and down the mountain. But he wasn't sure he could survive Geralt either. And he was always good at picking the lesser evil.

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    Geralt gets cursed by a hedge witch to only be able to come inside Jaskier - which is otally not Jaskier's fault, by the way. Neither are looking forward to that, each for their own reasons, but Geralt#s balls get so blue not doing it that Jaskier agrees to let him put the tip in to serve the letter of the curse. Only it's never just the tip, is it? Well, as long as Jaskier doesn't know it can't hurt him.

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    In a world, where neither the sacking of Kaer Morhen nor the witchers tournament happend, Geralt doesn't meet Yennefer and bonds with
    Jaskier enough to winter with him. In Kaer Morhen Jaskier finds out that the witchers are very different in their keep from how they are on the path.
    Also he meets Eskel and falls hard and fast. And then a bear cub shows up in the middle of a snow storm and Geralts life is turned on its head.

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    You are a merchant who travels among the four kingdoms making meager coin transporting textiles. You buy a medallion that vibrates, for personal reasons.

    an·or·gas·mi·a
    anôrˈɡazmēə
    [noun]
    persistent inability to achieve orgasm despite responding to sexual stimuli.

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    Geralt needs comfort; a shield from the outside world that's overloading his senses. Eskel will give him all that's within his power - and that power is immense indeed. He can create a world where there is only the two of them, entwined in love and desire.

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    It has become common for the Witcher schools to enter agreements with the nobility. These arrangements have always been sealed with money or goods, but the nobles of Kerack request something more traditional from the Wolves- a wedding.

    In an attempt to bridge the gap between himself and his future husband, and hopefully avoid complete disaster, Eskel decides to include a personal letter with the official missive. He struggles to find the right words, and is convinced he's going to make a terrible first impression.

    Jaskier begs to differ.

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    While walking between towns, a quiet road gives Geralt the opportunity to have a little fun with Jaskier.

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    Very quickly, this war between body and mind, logic and fear, reality and illusion, it became his daily life. Wake up to that aching pit in his stomach, fight against the delicious scents wafting from the kitchen, go about his training and daily duties, find an excuse to skip lunch, retire early so as not to be tempted by dinner, rinse and repeat. Sometimes his weakness would show through. Sometimes he'd cave. If he did, that unsettling disgust would eat him alive all through the night.

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    It's my ED and I'll project onto my favorite characters if I want to.

    Kind of a vent fic cause yeh. The feelings/behaviors do be spiralling atm.

    May or may not continue, but enjoy what's already here in the meantime lol

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