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came to peace with my path (you got me off track) by yaz113
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Aug 2025
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Ned props himself on an elbow, smile wide and stupid. "And you’re staying the night. That’s good. Fuck, I’m almost excited, this is going to be—"
"Don’t get clingy," Izzy cuts in, tone sharp enough to slice the air in half. He flicks ash into the tray without looking at him.
Ned blinks. "Clingy? I’m just saying—"
"You’re saying too much."What starts as shallow comfort with Ned ends in the kind of belonging only Stede and Jack can give.
Written to cross the 'Face Sitting' and 'Somnophilia' squaresSeries
- Part 12 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2025
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Izzy flicks ash onto the ground and pushes off the wall, stepping back into the churn of the crowd. He circles back to the drinks table, pours himself a second cup of punch, and sips it slower this time, trying not to look across the room.
Trying not to look at the way Stede’s hand hovers too long near Ed’s shoulder. Trying not to think about the laugh Stede makes when he’s tipsy, the one that has his whole body shaking. Trying not to think about how easy it would be, to go over there, to smooth it over, to say You’re still my person, even when you’re an asshole.After a fight with Stede, Izzy spends LuPete's entire engagement party searching for a new gossip partner—and realizes no one else compares.
Written to cross the '1990s' and 'Stede Bonnet' squaresSeries
- Part 1 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2025
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Edward works in a coffee shop, dreaming of a Spring romance. Unexpectedly, cupid shoots an arrow striking him through his heart when he meets a hot dad.
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a modern re-imagining of their first meeting.
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“Careful. Heard it’s cursed,” Ed said casually, leaning against the nearest bookcase.
The man turned around and stunned Ed stupid with his bright, dimpled smile. Oh fuck, he was hot. He was built like a brick, solid and all chest—his berry purple button-up open just enough to see a dusting of blond hair peeking through, the short sleeves straining over his extremely well-toned biceps. A matching beret was perched just so on top of his blond curls and Ed had to ball his hands into fists to contain himself.
“Cursed, you say?” he replied, giving Ed a lingering look that sent sparks shooting down his spine. “You don’t believe in curses, do you?”
That low cadence and undercover bitchy tone was going to be the death of him, he was calling it now.
“Who’s to say?” Ed waved a hand and shrugged. “Our employees certainly seem to think so.”
The man’s face lit up, if it were possible for the sun to get brighter. “Oh? Do you know Blackbeard then?”
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The man—Stede, Ed did hear Frenchie right, because his name tag says it right next to a sparkly ladybug sticker—gives Ed a little wave, just his fingers, even though Ed’s right there and they’re already talking. Cute. Ed mirrors it. “I’m an apprentice. Jim’s teaching me. I know I’m older than them but, well, you could say it’s kind of a new passion? They’ve just recently set me loose without supervision.”
That checks out. The guy doesn’t have many piercings, just a large hoop in one of his earlobes and a tiny stud shaped like a flower in his nose. No tattoos that Ed can see, either. Not that any of that is required to be a piercer, but it’s pretty strange to see an employee at a place like this who hasn’t already used a good portion of his body as a canvas. Stede’s skin, in comparison, is blank. Untouched.
Not that Ed is going to be weird about that or anything.
Ed meets a guy who's probably the love of his life when he's getting a new piercing, and then he somehow manages to fuck it all up. Or does he?
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Well, He Stings Like He Means It, He's Mean and He's Mine by Trashass for HiddenLacuna
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Apr 2024
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Izzy proves he knows what that mouth do
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The Sparrow with emerald eyes by Nethestel
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
31 Dec 2023
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All the legends that are handed down at sea are destined to be modified in time and space. If you were to ask all the sailors in the world there wouldn’t be one who would repeat the same version twice. There is no legend or myth that has not been changed between the tides and the sea breezes. Except one. If you were to ask any seafarer anywhere in the world what a sparrow is to them, they would control the tides and the skies. Because the sparrow at sea is always the bearer of change. But Izzy never believed it, after all why would he? But then one day the sea settled and he felt it: the change was coming.
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This story is for all the people who wanted a different ending for our Izzy Hands, be ready to return on the Revenge in a whole new adventure!! -
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Ed realizes that wooden objects make Lucius happy and attempts to whittle him things. It doesn't go as planned.
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Stede finally gets around to telling Ed what happened to him the night he left him at the dock, as well as what happened when he got home.
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Fang has found a way to make Izzy heel.
prompt: nose-boop
Fluffvember prompts following the annoying, emotional, wonderful polycule of Izzy, Fang, Pete, Lucius and Frenchie. Navigating new additions, big life changes, and a whole fucking lot of sappy love.
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- Part 9 of the house on the hill
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Leon knows how to take care of Izzy.
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- Part 3 of The Pegasus
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Isabella wakes up one morning feeling like shit. What follows is a series of misunderstandings and well, mostly male pirates not knowing which end is up before things get resolved.
Full disclosure, this is pure shitpost but I was in the mood for something fun this week.
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- Part 18 of The Songbird Chronicles
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Father Edward teaches Izzy a lesson.
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Heartbroken and abandoned, Edward goes down a spiral of violence and mayhem. However, his fate changes when he gets cursed to become what he truly thinks of himself. To avoid turning into a giant fucking octopus, Ed must go on a journey of forgiveness and self-love. And while he's at it, he could give love and friendship a second chance.
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Izzy Hands' captain abandoned him, his crew mutinied, and now he's been thrown overboard. To add insult to injury, the sea-cave he washes up in is already inhabited, by the last fucking people he ever wanted to see again.
But hey, things could be worse. At least he still has all ten of his toes, right?
Right?!?
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- Part 2 of No Badminton
- Part 26 of Inty's Our Flag Means Death Works
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Stede figures out what Izzy's X tattoo means.
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Ed and Stede have been carted off to the naval training camp...which leaves Isabella and the rest of the crew to deal with Israel Hands as the captain.
Takes place during episode 9- "Act of Grace"
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- Part 12 of The Songbird Chronicles
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“Sorry.” Ed shrugged, then looked back down at Izzy. “He’s being a bit distracting.”
“Of course,” Stede said, distaste cutting through his words. “Israel.”
Izzy lifted his head and fixed Stede with a mean glare.
“Hands and knees.”
When Izzy gets too distracting, Ed fails to focus on the story Stede's reading to them.
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- Part 7 of Steddyhands Week
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It was a funny thing, really, to have made up his mind that it was more probable than not that Ed was going to stab him at some point when they finally reunited and yet the near certainty of grievous bodily harm did nothing to dissuade him.
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- Part 1 of Hoist the Colors High
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Izzy is a regular at karaoke nights and he always sings "Holding Out for a Hero." That is, until one night when some cheeky tart swipes it out from under him.
Featuring: three different versions of "Holding Out for a Hero," Jim schemes, and lots of Sprizzy and Teal Oranges fluff.