It's Not Crack I Swear
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Curse of the Were-Tuna by WhoGroovesOn
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Sep 2016
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John couldn’t help but feel as though the large tuna beyond the glass was staring at him, which was weird because it’s not like fish had eyelids, they always seemed to be staring at things.
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Tequila Sunrise by WhoGroovesOn
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
15 Mar 2017
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John Watson was a lovely shade of bright scarlet usually, a very modest Mollisian. John hadn’t even known what Sherlock was up to until Lestrade had called. John was now seething in the car, turning a slightly darker shade of burgundy, waiting for his honey lump of a mate to explain why breaking and entering had been a perfectly reasonable idea.
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In which the youngest in Lady Proxima's employment need some comforting, and Han is there to help
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Let it be known that when it came to Nakamoto Yuta, Kim Doyoung wasn't always a rational nor a functional human being.
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Blossoming Insanity of Outside Machinations by FlorarenaKitasatina
Fandoms: Touhou Project, One Hundred Percent Orange Juice
14 Mar 2025
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Insanity spreads across the land of Gensokyo, as incidents begin piling up. Strange persons are seen coming and going all the time, but these more recent ones have the inhabitants on high alert. For starters, they all claim to have come from beyond this universe. For another, they don't seem to be affiliated with—let alone know of—Yukari Yakumo, instead saying that someone else dragged them into this mess.
Which puts Reimu into a pickle. She has to find out the architect of the connected incidents before Gensokyo is irrevocably changed for the worst. But how will she stop the machinations, when the persons involved in the connected incidents refuse to spill the beans regarding who started the whole thing?
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Befriending Heroes and Vigilantes by Anonymous
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), DreamSMP - Fandom
08 Sep 2021
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RaccoonInnit is zooming around as a vigilante, pissing off heroes and villains alike. Tubbo works a full time job trying to keep him and Tommy afloat. SBI are the league's top heroes that are forced to deal with ring-tailed vigilantes. Tommy seeks to make their jobs just ever so slightly harder than it needs to be.
All the while a masked man threatens the safety of their entire world for a forgotten hero. . .
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Carrington Award For Lizard Reproduction by CreativeTadpole
Fandoms: Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek
29 Jan 2024
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Oh.
The lizard thing.
She had always thought that was bound to come up again.
Now settled on a new starship as a family an old incident brings a new surprise. Or two.
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- Part 3 of Kathryn & Beverly Babyverse
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What you got there Twilight? by The_embodiment_of_chaot1c_energy
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
27 Jul 2024
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Twilight was being a sad boy before falling asleep. Then he became happy and also gave Time gray hairs and a heart attack.
For turning into a wolf while his Hylian body was sleeping.Series
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Unconventional Marriage of Warring Natures by FlorarenaKitasatina
Fandoms: Touhou Project, One Hundred Percent Orange Juice
20 Jun 2025
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An apocalypse had come, and it had gone, skewing in directions none could have foreseen, save for those who'd anticipated it. The Outside World is still recovering, and Gensokyo was largely unaffected save for an influx of new, and permanent visitors from both Outside and from the great Beyond. Now that all that is settled with, Reimu Hakurei finds herself in a most unenviable position: following a particular decree from her patron, who stated that the first male priest to arrive in the border was to be her betrothed and the father of her children.
Um, yeah... about that... there's several problems. One of which being that said patron had failed to specify at the time whether or not the beau was to be human, and follow her faith. This one does and is considered neither, following his own faith, and he comes with a twin sister with whom he is psychically linked. And his own pantheon. And the villagers end up with even less faith in the deity once this news comes out.
Even with the additional addendum that the betrothed must fight seven contestants for her hand in marriage, the others merely stopping him, rather than wedding Reimu themselves.
"Oops" would be a bit of an understatement here...
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- Part 3 of Blossoming Insanity Side-Stories