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    Mecha pilot au by keferon

    Prowl meets a strange mech on a Decepticon space station.

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    so. I said i wasn't gonna do this again.

    but i am currently ill and my brainworms have been snorting a couple lines so im back with another crackfic. related to the last one.

    do i know what im doing? no. that being said...

    ENJOY THE FIC

    will update as i go. was intending to release the whole thing for Halloween but uhhhh that's not gonna happen cause my motivation dropped like a rock in a pond

     

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    Another mission. Another relic of The Thirteen. Some Jazzprowl. More Stinging Medicine. And Merasmus shenanigans.

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    Jazz had served as his mate's pet for over a decavorn. It's about time Prowl realized who he claimed from the Imposter Prime.

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    Crawling through the Decepticon stronghold, jazz comes across soundwave's room, and for the first time hears soundwave's true voice, deep, rough so distinctive, it has him lubricating for his rival. Hard.
    Soundwave upon feeling the arousal of his enemy can't help but to want to frag him.

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    Since when did being launched through a Quint portal entirely change ones species?

    “Lookin’ good as a human, Prowler.” Jazz’s blue visor flickered in a facsimile of a wink while offering an unrepentant grin. “I like the white hair.”

    “Take this more seriously.” Prowl returned, ice blue eyes squinting up at his partner. “This should not be possible.” At the expectant stare, Prowl released a sigh. “Your appearance as a Cybertronian is very fitting.”

    “Aw, thanks, Prowler, ya flirt you.” The vents on either side of Jazz’s face grew warm from a sudden influx of heat.

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    "What did Hot Rod mean when he said that he.. had a rainbow in his?" He asked instead, there was no point in asking about the oxygen since if his calculations were correct they were using it to keep warmth better so for them the oxygens presence in the spark chamber was most likely necessary to keep their temperature stable.

    Jazz must have paused whatever he was doing before letting out a small chuckle. "Oh, that." voice amused. "I think he is gay."

    Prowl raised an optic ridge, trying to not turn around. "What's gay?"

    Or

    10 misunderstandings from led lights to load bearers and Flyts

    Ps.Au by Keferon on Tumblr

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    Once, they had been brothers-in-arms, two sparks woven together by destiny. But betrayal split them apart, carving scars so deep that even time itself could not heal them. Rage, grief, and silence became their weapons, until recognition returned not through reason, but through instinct — a remembered gesture, a trace of the bond that had never truly died.

    One came back broken, shamed, carrying the weight of every sin. The other, hollowed by loss, could not decide whether to embrace him or to let him vanish forever. Yet in the shadows, truth was spoken — that love, even buried under ruin, had always endured.

    And when the world looked upon them with doubt, they did not stand as soldier and exile, nor as leader and traitor, but as two sparks finally whole. In the quiet of the high towers, where light met the broken skyline, they sealed their bond not with words of victory, but with a touch — gentle, certain, eternal.

    Not an ending, but a beginning.

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    Prowl is just trying to get back to Praxus with his new sparkling. He doesn't want trouble, and he CERTAINLY doesn't want to be kidnapped.

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    Chasing the Allspark across the Universe sounded a lot more fun that it actually was. It was not, as Prowl could attest. Traumatising, if he was being honest.

    And maybe, just maybe, Prowl was going crazy. Or was he really the only sane Autobot on Earth?

    Or was something wrong with him?

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    13/?
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    AU August is here and so are these two fools (in love)!

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    Optimus has a meeting with the High Council, but a certain mech is determined to make him late. Five minutes ends up turning into much more than Optimus agreed to.

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    Jazz had no intentions of becoming a Sire. Especially not to split-spark twins. Especially not during a war. But Primus works in mysterious ways and when two twin sparklings are found in the sub-levels of gladiator pits, he's accidently thrust into the role of Sire. Agaisnt his will, might he add.

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    一连工作四天,警车累坏了。他还剩下最后一条消息要发送,可发出去的内容似乎并非他起初所想的。

    他对他不再秘密的心上人短信告白了。现在,他不得不面对后果,只愿事情能向好的方向发展。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Oh…” he breathed, staring at the capture featuring a mechling Bluestreak, chevron stubby and wings held close and low, stubbornly clutching onto Prowl’s arm.

    ”You knew Bluestreak when he was little..?” he asked, turning to face- to face Prowl who’s intake hung wide open, an uncharacteristic expression of shock.

    ”I… Jazz… Did you not know?”

    ”Nnnno?”

    -

    After returning from assisting the restoration efforts, Jazz finds Prowl going through old photos.

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    After working four days straight, Prowl is exhausted. He still has one more message to send, but it's probably not what he was actually intending to send.

    Now he needs to deal with the fallout of ending a message declaring his love for his now-not-so-secret crush, and hope it goes well.

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    오라이온은 비밀을 거의 지키지 않았다. 오라이온은 비밀을 지키는데 능숙하지 않았다.

    하지만 오라이온은 한 가지 비밀을 지키고 있었다.

    자신과 친구들의 생명을 위협할 수 있거나 사이버트론을 뒤흔들 수 있는 그런 비밀은 아니었다. 그리고 모든 메크에게 비밀로 한 것 또한 아니었다. 메가트로너스에게만 비밀로 한.

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    오라이온은 오일 바에서 버니 슈트를 입은 직원으로 일하기로 동의했고 메가트로너스는 이를 아직 모르고 있다.

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    한국어
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    20
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    5
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    Prowl does not believe in karma. He also does not ascribe to the idea of luck.

    Only, it must be some pits-damned combination of bad karma and good luck that introduced him to Jazz.

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    Jazz knows that there have to be other forces at work. And if he's smart about it, he can tip the scales in his favor.

    At this point, it's looking like it was inevitable that he ended up meeting Prowl.

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    Prowl is the newest Inspector at the busiest precinct in Praxus.
    Meister might as well be a myth: A thief that no one has ever seen.

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    Megatron thinks Soundwave needs to get out more, interact with other people, make some friends now that fighting is over.

    What better way then to get to know people, then to have a party? And who better to plan it, then the bots who know music the best; Soundwave, Blaster, and Jazz.

    AKA

    Soundwave gets rejected for Robot Prom, and instead goes kicking and screaming with Jazz and Blaster

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    A self indulgent, kinda OOC crack fic AU in which Optimus Prime has many exes (evil and not), and is a Bi-disaster.

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    Optimus Prime has a surprisingly extensive love life, the extent of which was relatively unknown until after the Civil War, in which every mech that ever got involved with him collectively came to a realization.

    This is a recounting of how that history came to be, and the fallout of its reveal.

    Primus help Optimus Prime, he just wants to finally settle down in a marriage that lasts.

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    2/?
    Comments:
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    155
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    23
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