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Tweek feels trapped in his own life, everyday is the same start to finish, everything is gray, until it isn’t.
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'Cartman looked up to see the boys staring back down at him. It was a sunny day at the park, so the light shone ridiculously bright on them, illuminating their intertwined fingers like they were some sort of yaoi gods.
So fucking gay.'
An interconnected coming of age story through the eyes of good friends, highlighting important moments within the growing relationship of Craig and Tweek.
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"You're the only one who can help me so just pull the fucking trigger!"
I've always believed nothing happens for a reason, everything is merely coincidence. Meeting him was definitely not by chance.
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Another New Kid appears in town unbeknownst to the hell that comes with living there. They just want to try again — a new start, a blank slate, maybe even a chance to finally be someone.
South Park wasn’t supposed to be forever. It was supposed to be a pit stop if you will. A quiet, snow buried town where nothing much happened and no one looked too close.
Still, they told themself it would be different this time.
They’d keep their head down. Go to class. Make friends. Avoid attention, definitely. Just blend in.But South Park doesn’t let people blend in.
Not for long.
It’s the kind of town that swallows sanity whole, where school days turn into war zones, teachers have existential crises mid lecture, and the weather itself feels like it’s mocking you. And somewhere between the chaos, the gossip, and the blizzards that never end, the new kid starts to realize...
A “fresh start” doesn’t exist here.
Only survival does.
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After what feels like an eternity, the boys are finally starting sixth grade. They’ll be maturing physically and mentally, whether they like it or not.
Not to mention presentations and dynamics, which will change how you see yourself no matter what or who you are.
Too bad there's no written guide for this.(The author has unresolved problems regarding their upbringing and growing up in general)
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- Part 1 of Expectations, Fantasy, and Reality
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For centuries, the divided land of Zaron has enjoyed a tenuous peace. That peace is shattered when the signing of an armistice treaty between the humans of Kupa Keep and the elves of Larnion is ambushed by armies of the Underdark, throwing both kingdoms into chaos.
In a world marred by mistrust and ancient hatred, survival hinges on an alliance brokered by their adversarial peoples. In a collision of their cultures, loyalties are tested and new friendships must be forged if they have any hope against the Underdark’s sinister forces.
War is coming, and only in darkness may light be found.
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The Butthole by Pajaros_en_la_cabeza
Fandoms: South Park, The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
30 Oct 2025
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A criminal organization which has created a drug with devastating effects. A conspiracy in Hell that will bring the disaster to this realm. An alien brought up on Earth who comes back to annihilate it. An old lost friend determined to pull everyone into the abyss. The Freedom Pals can't handle everything—so what can you do? You're not a hero. All you've ever wanted since you were a kid is a normal life. But you are the New Kid. You moved to South Park. You simply can't have a normal life. And for some reason, everybody counts on you. Will you save South Park—or doom it? Will you even make it to the end?
A choose-your-own-adventure fanfic mostly based on the video games.Series
- Part 9 of South Park Heroes
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A Alternate Timeline where The Boys Fight Back and Win The School led By Stan Marsh the boy with the Red Puffball Hat.
And Stan gets a New Girlfriend Heidi
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- Part 1 of South Park: The Gender Wars
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This is the story of Kenny the Junkie
She feels strange hearing his name, how it sounded on her lips before hormonal therapy. She never says his name out loud. Now that she recalls it, this recording session may be the last time she said his name since the incident.
An heroin addict. The most beautiful there is.
Gladly, she’s finally understood her gender identity; she can look at her past self with genuine affection, her past voice manifesting just how little and fragile that soft boy was.
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“Mh, sorry, young lady, but I have to ask, is this CD by any chance, of Crimson Dawn? My daughter and I were really big fans… I can recognize their sound, especially Butters’!”
Hearing that name made her brain stop for less than a second; she accepted her past self, but that name is one that only she can say.
“She goes by Bunny now.”
Everyone falls in love with Kenny the junkie
---TW: heroin addiction, drugs abuse, transphobia
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- Part 3 of The rise and fall of the "Crimsown Dawn"
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Stan claims he remembers Kenny's death, which convinces Kyle and Cartman enough to use Cartman's time machine he may or may not have to stop Kenny's parents from taking the wrong path. (They're in 6th grade + Cartman doesn't remember AU + NOTHING FREAKY / WEIRD)
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“What the fuck is that?”
It’s only the most appropriate question when four guys from school that you don’t even like invite you over for a party, tell you they have something ‘cool’ that they want to show you,
And then pull a fucking embalmed hand out of their backpack.
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Craig has always dreamed of floating through the stars and swore he would make that happen, and dreams can come true if you shave off the corners and squint.
With a Starcraft that falls apart at the seams, and a crew that seems to follow suit, it's a miracle they can make a single credit shuffling cargo from port to port. Having to spend too long on a highly anticipated planet, Craig makes use of his off time integrating poorly into society and being bothered by the charismatic patrons that lined the streets.
A story of thankful hellos and space fated Craig and Tweek. -
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You were an aspiring actress and Jimmy had his comedy...two characters for the stage that should've gotten along only to instead became a match made in hell. Through banter and sabotage, the feelings between the two of you heat up until there's nothing to do but ignite.
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Tweek has struggled with a plethora of medical issues since his youth. After seeking a second opinion outside of South Park, under the recommendation of his boyfriend, he discovers that his lab results returned with a positive test of methamphetamine in his urine. In denial, Craig and Tweek attend a house party in which their fear is confirmed- his family has secretly drugged him and the town with their meth-laced coffee. Tweek now must face his parents, hopefully finding some sort of reason and closure as to his parents motifs, with his loyal and level-headed boyfrined, Craig.
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Craig Tucker didn’t expect to fall for Tweek Tweak. He never cared about anyone or anything, that was until he found himself intrigued by the jittery blonde. His staring problem turned into an unexpected friendship. One that would turn his whole life around. His fascination with Tweek would turn into the best thing that could ever happen to him. A special relationship that felt indestructible. Until it wasn’t.
One mistake that would scar Craig forever. Now that he was in college, his longing for Tweek grew stronger. Just one more chance. One more chance to get it right.
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Craig Tucker ruined his own life. More importantly, he ruined Tweek’s. It was all too easy for him to pinpoint the exact moments where everything went wrong—his mind insisted on replaying them over and over and over.
If only those endless mental replays allowed him to actually go back and fix things.
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As a Space Drifter Craig’s life had been quiet and relaxing, just as he liked it. Transporting cargo from A to B with his beloved spaceship ‘The Feldspar’ was all he needed in life.
But when a commission from the Astral Union puts him in the middle of an intergalactic conflict the only way out is through.
or;
Space pirates are a real thing that brings Craig more trouble than they’re worth.
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Magic wasn't real. Mythological beasts wern't real. They were just old embelished tales from people long dead. That's what Craig believed.
Yet here he was. Eyes locked in the flittering moonlight with what he could only describe as both a man and a stag. His hands trembled, legs locked in place as his mind rushed with confused thoughts. The figure below him quivered in pain at the arrow Craig had embedded in its side.
Hunter Craig X Cervitaur Tweek in a fantasy setting borrowing DnD elements.
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No chapters! Just a one shot.
Kennys a good person. He’s never done any wrong except for pounding butters so hard that he broke the mattress.
Butters first party experience changes his mindset, in a good way.
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A violent war between the humans and drow elves. A certain stick that may or may not contain magical properties. And a great guardian, foretold of long ago, sent to quell the fighting between the warring factions. The Grand Wizard King, thinking he now has an ace in the hole against the vile elves! But what is a Grand Wizard King to do when his most powerful weapon yet favors the sweet, gentle, and kindhearted Court Paladin instead?
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What if the new kid who joined in the epic LARP was ACTUALLY a trained assassin from another realm? Would the backwards bonkers mad residents of the quiet little mountain town even notice? Years of conditioning and training could NEVER have prepared him for this!
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I will warn you RIGHT NOW, shit will get twisted and depraved, I promise. This is fucking South Park we're talking about here!
Rated "Explicit" because of before mentioned twisted and depraved shit, just to be safe.
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Works based on the prompts of Creek Week 2025.
Day 1: First Date/(Confession)
Day 2: (Space)/Ocean
Day 3: Future/(Soulmate)
Day 4: (TFBW)/SOT
Day 5: Religion/(Free Day)
Day 6: (Sick Day)/Lazy Day
Day 7: Halloween/(Horror)
Day 8: Anniversary/(Wedding)