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Spirit-Touched Goose-chief by LlamaLlamaNewt
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Oct 2025
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Ciri is a chaotic gift from the Spirits.
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- Part 4 of Briar Patch
- Part 8 of Inspired by Inex
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Kaer Morhan was in ruin, even more than it was before. And with summer fading away at the base of the Blue Mountains the wolves met. The wolves had no place to return for winter, no home to hold them, no place to protect the child. To protect Ciri for even a single season.
The Griffin spoke, “I know a fellow Witcher we could ask to stay at.. their keep.”
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This is OC x Eskel with a focus on a shit ton of made up Crane Witcher Lore because I think they’re cool af and I’m having funSeries
- Part 1 of The Crane Witcher
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Persuade Me by DeepIntotheArchive
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 Jul 2025
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Two years after the mountain and Jaskier is doing great. He has his new life, good friends and a glowing career. And then everything went south. But he will be fine! He just has to put up with his ex(-friend) for a spell.
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Coming home by MilkiQ
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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Saoirse is Eskel's Child of Surprise. He takes her to Kaer Morhen to train and to raise. Together, they navigate the difficulty of their new relationship, trying to establish trust and overcome their individual issues. The rest of the pack helps, getting attached to their little affectionate cub. Everybody gets hugs along the way.
07 Mar 2025 - minor edits
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The Descent to Kaer Morhen [DISCONTINUED - SEE LAST CHAPTER] by Zyxst
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
23 Sep 2024
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Felicity got separated from her group of friends as they explored a cave. She found herself running for her life while being stalked by unknown creatures that want to eat her (not in a nice way). A stranger appears just in time to save her.
Since this will take a while to write/post, the tags will likely be updated/changed.
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Geralt is out hunting and Jaskier is asleep i their shared, platonic room.
Lambert is drunk and bored and Geralt's pack is right there. He wonders what he and the other witchers will find in it!
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Narinder blinks, and the chains rattle, being dragged forward, closer. He cowers, and steps back.
The god – death, his stuttering heart corrects, this is death – smiles down at him, the teeth of a predator brandished on the face of prey. “Come closer,” they coo, and for as terrifying as they appear to him, Narinder nearly swoons in the gentleness of the others voice; soft and coaxing like honey, heavy with a sense of finality he cannot fathom.
Against his better judgement, Narinder steps closer. The God of Death smiles.
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Or: Narinder has been found by the heretics and their gods, sacrificed as the last black cat of his kin. But when he is severed from the living world, he falls in the grasp of another, far more merciful god. The Patient Shepard gave him a purpose: to start a cult in their name.Series
- Part 1 of Cult of the Cat
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When Jaskier doesn't meet up with Geralt in spring he calls his brothers for help, only to find him trying to fend off an arranged marriage, and find himself deep into his emotions.
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- Part 11 of The Witcher M/M One Shots
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Felines and Canines by kj_crwn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
10 Feb 2024
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“Who is this? Was there another Wolf alive that I didn’t know about?” And then, after a very brief moment of hesitation because all of his self-preservation skills decided to fuck off, “Can I fuck him?”
Redhead’s eyes widen comically as they finally snap to Jaskier’s. He quickly takes control of his expression, squinting at Jaskier as he bares his teeth. “Who the fuck do you think it is,” the man growls, slight color making its way to his freckled cheeks.
Jaskier’s brows furrow. That sounds like they should know each other, but Jaskier doesn’t recall anyone with such looks, maybe except for—
“Lambert?” he squeaks out, nearly falling off the bench.
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Author's pet project. This had been sitting in my word docs for a year and upon re-reading, I've decided to share it with the world. While the pairing ain't that big and I don't expect much, it's been an amazing experience writing this.
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Wine, Winter and Good Friends by Morgz_Mortuary
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
16 Dec 2023
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“Where are you going to go next winter?” Geralt asked.
“Not sure,” Eskel replied, watching the fire slowly die down.
Geralt hesitated for a moment but turned to his brother and said “I think I have a place you can go to.”
After the battle at Kaer Morhen, all The Wolf Witchers decided to never come back. Geralt suggests a place where they can rest when winter arrives.
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Headaches And Hunts Don't Mix by Knightmarepoetry18
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Nov 2023
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Back at Kaer Morhen for the beginning of winter, Eskel has the beginnings of a migraine when Lambert forces him into going on a hunt with him. Throughout the day his headache gets worse until his crumbles and needs some comforting.
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- Part 2 of Developing Bonds
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Bond Broken, Bond Mended by anyanp
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 Jul 2023
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“What is it?” Geralt knows he sounds resigned, he knows it can’t be good, and he sees her hesitating, “Just.. spit it out.”
“It’s a… severed soulbond.”
He had a soulmate.
He had a soulmate who didn't want him anymore.
A soulmate, who wanted to get rid of their bond, of him, so much he risked whatever consequences there were for severing it.
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Give a Bard a Plot Device, He’ll by the Gods Use It by Margot_St_Just
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Jun 2023
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Yennefer gives Jaskier a ring of seeming-death to protect him from interrogation at the hands of Nilfgaard and it goes horribly wrong. Not because of tragic misunderstandings, but because Jaskier absolutely cannot be trusted with this literal plot device.
“In my defense, I figured it would be really hard for that woman’s husband to follow through with his threats to kill me if I was already dead...”
“Well of course I used it to help those girls get away from their families, Yennefer. They were star crossed lovers, it’s what you DO…”
“Oh but Yennefer, the LOOK on Valdo’s face when he thought I’d actually DIED from how awful his latest poem was…!” -
Ciri Science and the Idiot syndrome by TinyThoughts
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 May 2023
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Ciri: I need you to wear this tonight.
Jaskier: Again? Wasn’t last week enough?
Ciri: it’s for science. I need more data.And thus the Idiot Syndrome testings starts.
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Five years ago, Jaskier was rescued by a white-haired man on dragonback.
Now, Jaskier follows a letter back to the seaside keep to reunite with his witcher, solve a mystery, and experience the extraordinary.
(The Dragon Rider AU no one asked for)
Based on On The Wing by Owl City
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What Is Missed by HerdingFlowers
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Apr 2023
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Lambert sat back in his chair and picked up his drink. He sipped at it unconcernedly, seemingly oblivious to the calculating stare he was being levelled with. Geralt looked away from him, gaze back on the fire. When the air of wariness started to seep out of his countenance, Lambert broke in again:
"Say, Geralt," he remarked, in a chipper tone. "How's your bard?"
Geralt tensed up in a millisecond.
"My bard," he repeated, turning back to Lambert and levelling him with a stare. It was the kind of look which would send any sane person running away screaming. Lambert just smiled.
After stumbling into Jaskier on their way to Kaer Morhen, Lambert and Eskel confront Geralt.
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- Part 2 of See What Is
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This is Vesemir being a good dad/granddad five times, taking care of everyone and then everyone taking care of Vesemir. Everyone hugs, everyone cries. That's it. That's the story. Enjoy!
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Pour me a drink, I need to forget by Ledgea
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Jan 2023
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Aiden just wants to spend a peaceful evening pouring drinks and chatting with patrons of the bar he owns with his siblings. A sad and drunk Lambert makes that difficult.
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Aiden and Lambert arrange their own wedding through a scandal.
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Death Betrothed to Life | A COTL Narilamb Fic by Shawmy
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
16 Sep 2022
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With Narinder taking control rapidly over their territories, the siblings resort to distracting him, perhaps to his own advantage in a way and betroth him to a certain lamb.