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    Technoblade is trying to set up a redstone door for his super cool vault filled with supplies. Now if only the damn thing would work. Luckily, he's not alone.

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    The picture of Techno struggling with the redstone door of the Wither Skull vault is funny to me and I wanted to write a drabble about it.

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    Niki has spent three years hand-raising a (once) small project the lab gave her. Unfortunately, he's getting a little too big for a cage the lab refuses to replace, and she's desperate to give her friend more room to move. Her only chance is this glorified villain who went around asking for something to aid his underwater terrorism, but unfortunately, he's terrified of her responsibility.

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    Techno and Chat have a little chat.

    Cheesy, I know XD

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    "Where did you even come from," Techno asked, realizing finally that there weren't any mer pods anywhere near him. There hadn't been for years.
    "Jumped off a human ship," the intruder admitted easily, "didn't expect the giant f*cking whale-dolphins."
    "You got caught by poachers, jumped off their ship, and immediately lost a fight to a pod of orcas," Techno interpreted, finally letting go of the intruder with a sigh. "How are you still alive?"
    — — —
    Or: A case of mistaken identities and a whole lot of miscommunication somehow ends up with mer!Syndicate swimming to Hawaii together.
    Written for Mermay 2024.

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    THSI HAS BEEN ABANDONED AND DISCONTINUED, FUCK WILBUR SOOT

    Tommy knew that this was a stupid idea, he knew the risks. One overlook in his planning, one hiccup, one singular moment of hesitation, and he could die. It was difficult enough to steal from humans for Prime's sake! But alas, winter was coming and he had no food, nor proper clothes..

    It should be fine right?

    Or, Tommy decides to steal gold from dragon SBI and he gets a family out of it.

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    "Chayanne trudged his way to the top of the rocky hill, heaving with each step. Maybe he shouldn’t have followed Dad… that didn’t matter now. He was already here. He adjusted the bag on his back and made one final step. Crying obsidian surrounded the area. There Dad sat, staring into the distance."

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    A written version of the first day of three of Chayanne's fight with the Ender King

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    He stares at the set of human footprints too small to fit his boots and too dirty to be allowed on his clean floor. A sigh leaves him.
    Of course, retirement couldn't be so easy for him. Of course.

    ♢♢♢

    Famous recluse with an even more famous reputation Technoblade is a retired war vet. His days go by peacefully and with little happenstance to stress over. An empty house can't keep anything but quiet....right?

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    As Tubbo stared at himself in the mirror, taking in every detail, he felt.. discusting.

    The face he once knew, scarred and burnt, his face covered in these painful marks,

    His left eye not even willing it's self to open,

    ‘God damnit.. I'm so ugly..’

    He'd mutter quietly into the silence

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    I wanted to be you and do what you do.

    Title from Rät by Penelope Scott

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    “Wait, so you are telling me that this trap wasn’t meant for us?” Siren says, confused.

    “Yes, you can go now.” The Emperor said, “This is your only chance to go. I’d rather not have the target arrive while the top 3 heroes are hanging around.”

    “Who could be more important than the top 3 heroes? So much so that you let us go to catch them?” Zephyris asked, visibly confused.

    “It’s Theseus,” Blade responded, having been told by Chat.

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    AKA Phil, Techno and Wilbur get called in to stop a power cuff deal, only to be caught by The Emperor, in a trap not designed for them. Theseus, a minor vigilante, shows up. Though he might have some history with The Emperor.

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    The SMP is ending, Philza remembers his sons deaths

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    It's basically a book of a bunch of short stories I don't plan on continuing.

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    “Aren’t you just a cute little thing?” The man took a step forward and Tommy instantly scrambled back. A chill ran down his spine at the tone the man spoke in, he felt like prey to this man. His flight or flight kicked in.

    “Oi, stay the fuck away,” Tommy hissed, it was ironic how it sounded more scared than scary.

    “Don’t worry, little one,” The man cooed, raising his hands to try and show he was harmless. “I’m not going to hurt you.”

    Tommy didn’t believe him.

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    Or Tommy ends up in the Spirit Realm and some of them don't want him to leave. Whether for his good or not

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    Some nightmares are the product of the subconscious communicating fears or replaying bad events with the conscious brain during sleep.

    Some nightmares are simply real events that get labelled as nightmares because they're so awful they don't feel real, both in the moment or afterwards.

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    Was written after Tommy got revived and Dream escaped with Technoblade, staying in his cabin.

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    When Tommy marched over to Technoblades place with just a handful of TnT in one hand and a sword in the other he had no plan. He just felt like doing this. Is this not how everyone handles being angry and hurt? One explosion here or there just to blow of the steam.

    And even if everything screamed that this was a bad idea, what does it matter?

    Tommy got ready for this fight.

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    “Help!”

    The scream rang like metal through the empty streets, followed rapidly by the sound of rubber soles slapping against the pavement.

    Technoblade’s axe was in his hand before he really registered it. Chat leapt ahead of him, reaching through the shadows to surround the kid on a dead sprint towards him.

    The kid only nearly managed to avoid slamming into Technoblade with the full force of his sprint. He was panting as he skidded to a stop, his pale cheeks flushed as he stared up at Technoblade.

    “You’re the Blade.”

    Technoblade ignored his stunned declaration. He caught the kid by the shoulder, yanking him behind him and shielding him with his body. “What is it?” he demanded, peering into the darkness. “What’s wrong?”

    The kid shrugged off his grip.

    “Oh, it’s fine,” he said nonchalantly, as if his voice wasn’t still hoarse from screaming bloody murder. “There’s no one there.”

    Technoblade blinked. Every hair still stood on end until he took in the boy’s words. “What?”

    “There's no one there,” the kid repeated impatiently. “I just needed your attention.”

    Or, three times Tommy cries wolf, and one time he means it.

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    Ser Patrick, Grandmaster of the Frostbourne, is known as the human who stared down Herobrine and one of the great warriors of the overworld. However, nobody knows his true origin.

    He showed up one day wearing a mysterious set of armour years before the war against the Nether and Undead and was given the title of Grandmaster of the Frostbourne after the death of Ser Theo. Nobody asked him for his secrets as he proved his loyalty and skill in battle quickly.

    However, when a man with blue goggles and no knowledge of the war comes and demands his help, referring to him as an old friend, everyone has no choice but to ask the questions they never bothered asking.

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    A crow descended from the skies, and landed next to a robot-crow, perched on a blond man's shoulder. It handed over a token and a note to the robot, and looked it in the eyes.
    "Good luck, Brian."
    Brian the Robotic Crow read the note, and braced himself. He took a deep breath, and…
    "Sevenhundredseventysevenbillion-"

     

    AKA:
    A crow and a voice discuss the best things to spam at streamers.

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    One day, he just showed up at Phil's door. A boy refusing to meet his eyes, a boy with obvious injuries, a boy with suspiciously good fighting skills, but most importantly a boy who whispered,

    "Please let me in before they find me... 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦."

    And who was Phil to deny a guest into his humble abode?

    -or-

    Emerald Duo finally meeting each other and also some dream team stuff and mumza

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    Years ago a young nobleman attended a ball. He was at his prime a well known musician and the only heir to his family, his life was going just as intended then he met princess sally, the future of their country, their future empress.

    She was so enchanting that Wilbur thought her words danced around him, luring him in closer and closer into her arms, the fire in her eyes was something he liked ,he wanted to see that spark turn into a blaze.

    But silly silly Wilbur don't you know playing with fire is dangerous.

     

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    Wilbur falls hard for sally then escapes her abuse and found a new family who helps him recover his past trauma

    but all actions have reactions and this one was way too big to ignore.

    (ongoing)

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    “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Techno says frankly.

    “You know,” Grian says again. “Your- Watchers.”

    Techno squints for a moment before understanding visibly dawns behind his eyes. “Ohhh, you mean Chat?”

    (On watchers, and Watchers.)

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