Negative Zero Knowledge of Pie
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“He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."
Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.
"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."
"Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."
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Сумасшедший пирог Пожарника Дерека [Чизбургер, Детка] by agewa for owlpostagain
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 May 2013
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- Он не может меня винить за тот факт, что я живу в здании, битком набитом людьми, объединенными желанием пялиться на горячих пожарников как можно чаще.
Громкий смех Лоры раздается в пустом ресторане.
- Горячие пожарники кого хочешь сведут с ума, - соглашается она, кивая на имя своего брата в меню. – Дерек не разрешает мне встречаться с его ребятами, но наслаждаться видом он мне помешать не может.
- Шли всех ко мне, - предлагает Стайлз, наконец набирая целую вилку пирога. – Оказывается, я настолько некомпетентен, что мне нужна постоянная нянька – и это обойдется дешевле, чем высылать пожарную машину каждый раз, когда я захожу на кухню. -
(TTS podfic) Fireman Derek's Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] by owlpostagain by texttospeechoutfit
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
26 Jul 2017
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“He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."
Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.
"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."
"Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."
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Fireman Derek's Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] by owlpostagain by TheGirlintheBar
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Dec 2018
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[TRADUCTION] "Il ne peut pas me blâmer pour le fait que je vive dans un bâtiment rempli de personnes unies dans l’effort singulier de mater Pompier Sexy aussi souvent que cela est humainement possible.”
Laura éclata d’un rire fort qui résonna dans le restaurant vide.
“Les pompiers sexy peuvent pousser une fille à faire des choses folles,” accepta-t-elle, désignant le nom de son frère sur le menu. “Derek ne me laisse pas sortir avec quelqu’un de sa compagnie, mais ça ne veut pas dire que je peux pas apprécier ce que je vois.”
“Envoie-les moi,” suggéra Stiles, prenant finalement une bouchée de tarte avec sa fourchette. “Apparemment, je suis suffisamment incompétent pour avoir besoin d’être babysitté tout le temps, parce que cela coûterait moins cher que de faire venir un camion à chaque fois que j’essaie d’utiliser un appareil de cuisine.”
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[Podfic] Fireman Derek's Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] by roseszain for Flowerparrish
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Aug 2022
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“He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."
Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.
"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."
"Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."
Podfic of Fireman Derek's Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] by owlpostagain.
Fic length: 17k
Podfic length: 1hr 42mins