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“Jon, this is why I'm here. I'm s’posed to protect you. Your work is too important.”
“Not at the cost of your own life.” The reply is curt, nearly as sharp as the blade that cut into the meat of him hours before. “Not…not when it's my fault. I lost my temper, and I got caught. Should have just let her hit me.”
“It wasn’t your fault. You're just trying to live. It's not your fault you gotta hide like this.” Martin straightens his posture, lifting his arm with a tired grunt to grant Jon further access. “And, I'm sorry, but that actually is the deal. This is what I signed up for when I became a knight. It's what Lord Rayner and Sir Dekker have asked of me. Protecting you is my duty, and if I die in service of that, then I die. It's part of my oath.”
With the wrapping secured, the room goes deathly still. Martin searches for more words of comfort, more ways to explain that this is what he's expected to do. What he's trained for. All he's ever been good for.
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- Part 1 of The Dragon's Keeper
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Ah, Jon realises, he's probing for an intellectual discussion about their shared hatred of poetry. Of course!
"It's… unimaginative. They can describe a scene, certainly, but the writing feels devoid of any feeling other than disproportionate wide-eyed wonder. In fact, their only inspiration seems to be rain, the streets of London, and rain on the streets of London. Not to mention that their writing style is so enamoured with Keats that it lacks any distinction of its own. What do you think of it?"
Jon does not seem to have given the man the intellectual stimulation that he's looking for.
"Oh…" His eyebrows are nearing his hairline. His front teeth overlap, Jon notes when he offers a nervous smile. That's quite cute. "Um, I- I wrote it?"
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When Jon sees himself in the mirror with long hair, he's honestly not sure what to make of it. He isn't sure what it means to feel jealous of women in skirts and to never have felt like a good man.
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A short exploration of Jon's thoughts on their own gender identity.
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[PODFIC] Please Don't Tease Me Like You Did Before by A_foggy_forest
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Oct 2025
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Martin is grinning at his phone when Jon comes home. This is not an unusual occurrence, but Jon can sense that the particularly smug smile being levelled at him means that whatever is entertaining the man has something to do with Jon.
“Yes?” he asks once he has dumped the day at the door. “What have I done now?”
˗ˏˋ₊˚⊹ ♡ ʚ🩷ɞ ♡ ⊹˚
Original fic by bazemayonnaise
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I'll come back down and sit beside your feet tonight by cheerioCRISPR
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Sep 2025
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title from If I Ever Leave This World Alive by Flogging Molly
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- Part 1 of jmart
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Shards by DarkrystalSky
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
01 Sep 2025
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Sam doesn't really want to deal with the creepy boss, the weird glances from coworkers and the incredibly disturbing statements to file with outdated supplies... but he really needs his job, even if he's sure his boss is hiding something Big.
What does it mean to be a monster?
Takes place six months after the epilogue of Rewind.Reset.Rewrite.
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- Part 2 of RRR
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It’s pride month in the archives! Everyone has agreed to express themselves with pins and comfortable clothing of their own choice and- OH MY GOSH ELIAS IS QUEER.
Mild spoilers for season 4 / Mag 158??? It’s only in one section
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and when you think of me, am I the best you’ve ever had? by Spotted_dusky
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Aug 2025
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Tim manages to convince his prickly friend, Jon, to go out for drinks to celebrate Sasha's birthday with a group of people from their workplace. Martin is relatively new to the Institute, but Tim encourages him to come as well. Attractions are strong, and shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 6 of I'll make your body a habit
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All This Anxiety feat. Mx. Sims by willis_in_yellow
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Aug 2025
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"Martin?"
"Hm?"
"You know... If you would like... You could go sit with the others. I'm sure Tim and Sasha would love to have you."
"No, it's okay."
"Are you sure?"
"Mhm."
"Well... I'm not the best, uh, lunch companion." Well isn't that an understatement. "I'm not all that good at... Talking, per say."
"Oh, Jon, I promise-" He gets cut off.
"No, Martin. I swear, I won't be mad."
"Jon-" Cut off again.
"You really should just- you know- it would be better if-"
"Jon!"
Finally, Jon shuts up. "W-What?"
"It's fine, my love. I'm happy to sit with you."
Well then, if that didn't turn their cheeks red. "Ah... Alright then."
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Jon has major, major social anxiety and Martin offering to sit with them may or may not make everything worse. 3.7k words of me projecting my anxiety and experience with autism onto one of my favorite soggy british horrorpod men <3
Also Martin calls Jon pet names every chance he gets because i said so
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Jon and Tim have a lovely outing!
...Right?
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everybody's doing a brand-new dance now! by wormslush
Fandoms: Strange Noises From The Hole In The Wall - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, British Comedy RPF, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Jul 2025
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Case #00412567
Statement of Benjamin Watkins and his father, Anthony Watkins, regarding a hole in the wall.
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- Part 3 of worm's sfth hyperfixation fics
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Jon was never a brave man, and never had he been more scared than he was now. But perhaps, he could try to be brave, take the more daunting path. Perhaps he could save Martin by doing this, he could improve the apocalypse, ease the terror created.
The Beholding reached out to him, and Jon reached back. And everything changed.
Jonathan Sims, The Archivist, The Archive, is adored by The Eye.
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- Part 6 of One Shots
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Martin Blackwood has everything he could possibly want: a loving partner, a job he loves, friends, and financial security.
So, why does it hurt so bad?
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Martin is engaged to Elias, but is about to find out the hard way that his life isn't as perfect as he's convinced himself it is.
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Oh no they discovered Reddit by JimmyJam_FlimFlam
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Jun 2025
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r/relationships
Tea_Spiders
Partner's roommate wont stop pranking me?So, my (29m) partner (28m) has a roommate, Anna (22f). Anna and I have never really gotten along? At first, I thought we would, seeing as she has a love for spiders, which I also do! My partner (Jay) has pretty bad arachnophobia, though, so I resigned myself to never getting a tarantula and dealing with all of the spiders while we're together- Which I dont mind at all! But for some reason, Anna seems to avoid me?
Tldr; Partners roommate is leaving plastic spiders around their flat where partner cant see them- Im not sure what to do about it?
Ps. I've been keeping the spiders
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I'll keep the souvenir inside - it's just better in my mind by feathers_and_shifting_gears
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Apr 2025
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I never really wanted more / than what I ever really needed after all / someone that hates to see me go
- How it's going to be by Gerard Waybased on the one word prompt "Washing."
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- Part 5 of Jmart through writing prompts
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I don't know where you're going (but do you got room for one more troubled soul?) by feathers_and_shifting_gears
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Apr 2025
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There's three of them in total, all with different lines of different colours. If Martin's correct, they're all pride flags.
Bisexual.
Ace.
And – Martin has to squint a little in the low light to make it out – the trans flag.based on the one word prompt "Flags"
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- Part 4 of Jmart through writing prompts
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Am I losing my mind? ('Cause I Can't Tell) by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
12 Apr 2025
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(Image Description: Gerry taking a mirror selfie. He is smiling. The right side of his hair is shaved down to a blonde buzz cut with visible surgery scarring. He’s wearing a black jumper that reads "I survived brain cancer and all I got was this lousy sweater” in white letters. The image is captioned “Guess who’s not dead!” End Description.)
mile high club: oliver puts SEVEN tea packets in his—
mile high club: what.Aka: What happens when my need for Jongerry content and my love for chatfics collide.
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- Part 2 of Jonathan Sims Is A Wet Cat
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We got firecracker wishes that we can make by feathers_and_shifting_gears
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Apr 2025
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First kiss, in the park, a day before the Unknowing is set to happen
written based on the one word prompt "Ducks"
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- Part 3 of Jmart through writing prompts
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If all my enemies throw a party would you light the candles (Would you drink the wine while watching television?) by feathers_and_shifting_gears
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Apr 2025
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It's Jon's birthday and they're hiding in the bathroom of the Magnus Institute, freaking out over their outfit, scared of how others will see their scars. And then Martin comes along...
written based on the one word prompt "Markings"
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- Part 2 of Jmart through writing prompts