3 Works in Galadriel Bashing (Tolkien)

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    Celebrimbor finds an elfling in his room.

    I don't own shit everything belongs to there rightful owners.

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    English
    Words:
    10,850
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    14/?
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    117
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    33
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    Forget the songs of heroes. This is the real story of the Elves, as told by Caranthir, the only Noldo with a functioning brain cell and a ledger. While everyone else was busy making magic jewels, swearing dramatic oaths and charging Balrogs for fun, Caranthir was in the back muttering, "I told you so."

    Watch him roast his family for their glorified suicides, facepalm as his brothers kidnap princesses and deliver a blistering post-mortem commentary from the Halls of Mandos. From the creation of the Silmarils ("You don’t just slam the door on a Vala!") to the fall of Sauron ("After all that… it was an accident?"), this is the ultimate tale of family dysfunction, catastrophic leadership and one grumpy elf who was right about everything. History's greatest tragedies have never been so hilariously frustrating.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,738
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    84
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    Aragorn is on his way back after fighting in the battle of the third age. And this time he’s not going to let Legolas go back to Mirkwood without telling him how he feels.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,526
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,598

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