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Why can't I stop thinking about that bitch by Only_the_cat_knows_mr_lupin
Fandoms: Personified Food & Drinks (Anthropomorphic)
13 Oct 2025
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Sour and Oreo were in love, or so Sour thought. But will their love rekindle a flame that left or something.
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I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I'D DO IT AND YA'LL THOUGHT THAT I WAS JOKING WELL HA (it's 3 in the morning. I desperately need some sleep.)
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A collection of all my soda fan fiction. I will update this when I have motivation to :)
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“Toujours Pur” by OhCaaaarl_whatdidyado
Fandoms: Marauders - Fandom, Skittles - Fandom, the ancient and noble house of Black - Fandom
10 Oct 2025
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Bellatrix Black from her abusive Childhood over her relationship with Rita to her forced marriage with Rodolphus Lestrange way up to her death
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Mi intención era hacer un fanfic de este ship con temática familiar, no tengo mucha experiencia haciendo fanfics perdon si no es tan bueno o es muy cursi
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A story about two drinks, Pepsi and Coke. Pepsi goes to a party hosted by Coke....it didn't go well (I'm bad at writing summaries, I'm sorry TwT)
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- Part 1 of A Poisoned Need for Something Sexual
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,427
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 34
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a mission where pepsi tries to kill his unbeknownst-to him crush coca cola. flashbacks and sex insues
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- English
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- 2,437
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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Pepsi Soda. Literally Pepsi Soda.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 191
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 10
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SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN!! by 3TH4NN
Fandoms: Personified Food & Drinks (Anthropomorphic)
21 Aug 2025
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As soon as Coke stepped out of the car and closed his door, it was dead silent. The only sound you could hear was Coke locking the car. Neither of them wanted to speak, but something had to be said. Both of them hated silence more than anything else.
OR… sour patch and oreo get left alone in a car
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What a sour cookie by Sparrow_The_Arrow
Fandoms: oreo - Fandom, Sour Patch Kids - Fandom
03 Aug 2025
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Sour patch kids hates oreo or does he..?
- Language:
- English
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- 407
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 12
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Sour, Sweet, then Bitter by AspenNotDental
Fandoms: Sour Patch Kids - Fandom, Brand TikTok, Brand-Tok, Snack TikTok, Snack-Tok, Nabisco - Fandom, Mondelēz, Nutter Butter ARG
01 Aug 2025
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As result of a devastating friend group falling out, Sour Patch Kids (SPK), is no longer sour OR sweet, but rather bitter, especially towards former friend Oreo.
Will their friendships be able to mend and more, or will worse come to happen?
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Uhhhhhhh…The love story of Oreo and Sour patch going from Friends to Enemies to Lovers,I don’t what I’m doing.Literally just for fun.
SHIP OREOXSOUR PATCH,I better not see y’all using them in another ship.
There will be more chapters.
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Battles of the Food and Human War. by LolsTheHax
Fandoms: Plot to an Evil Plan, Donut and Bagel
28 Jun 2025
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Multiple battles have been fought against the Bipedal Food since their creation in 1970, and the following war declared on them on November 19th, 1984. The first battle in this story is the final battle for Australia, we see the failure of the Battle of The Outback. The next battle is the Battle for South Carolina, the first battle fought on US soil, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense but we don't talk about that, this sees a naval invasion by the food, and the reveal of their ultimate weapon. After that is the New York Offensive, where the US attempts to regain New York, this focuses on the time period 2 hours before a nuke is launched at New York, but not by the US. The next battle is the Montana Defense, after the formation of The Great National Blockade, which saw the thinning of the US military across western states, in order to halt the food in their tracks, one of the most key battles happens in Montana, the US and Canadian forces have to defend the city stronghold, or risk the fall of The United States of America, leading to the fall of Canada and Mexico.
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- Part 2 of Plot to an Evil Plan
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- English
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- 4,364
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Hits:
- 5
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An ensemble cast works together to grow into being adults and learning what to do with themselves. Lots of twists and heartfelt moments and discussions of philosophy. Some sex too, but that's not super important
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Skittles War by pink_safety_scissors for looney tunes fidget spinner
Fandoms: Original Work, Skittles - Fandom
03 Jun 2025
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It's what the title says but game-ified.
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- English
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- 5,036
- Chapters:
- 5/?
- Hits:
- 3
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The Last Pringle by ryecurrentblackwidow
Fandoms: Pringles - Fandom, pringle - Fandom, Groupchat - Fandom
15 May 2025
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Who Really Ate The Last Pringle?
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College is supposed to be about finding yourself. Celsius? He’s just trying not to fall in love with his devastatingly charming professor (Dr. Pepper) and his annoyingly attractive classmate (Red Bull) at the same time.
Across campus, Alani, the heiress to the Coke empire and stuck in a mafia matchmaking scheme with Monster Energy, would rather be anywhere else... preferably in the arms of her not-so-secret crush, Gatorade.
When a scandal hits their university and secrets start to leak like a shaken soda can, Celsius and Alani find their stories entangled in unexpected ways. Love triangles, mafia politics, and caffeine-fueled chaos await.
It’s college. It’s a crime. It’s carbonated.
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you are a piece of butter upon a slice of bread that is in love with the plate they're on. but that relationship is none of your business, you're more dreading being eaten.
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its makeing a grilled cheese at the point of view of the cheese