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• It's Dangerous to Go Alone… Take These Drugs by BeeMoth

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • Work in Progress

  23 Oct 2025

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  • Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Draco Malfoy's Owl
  • Pansy Parkinson
  • Original Characters
  • Severus Snape - mentioned
  • Vincent Crabbe
  • Gregory Goyle
  • Blaise Zabini
  • Narcissa Black Malfoy - Mentioned
  • Party
  • Partying
  • Alcohol
  • Autistic Draco Malfoy
  • Semi-verbal Draco Malfoy
  • fuck you I love writing characters as semi-verbal
  • Good Slytherins
  • Slytherins are party animals fight me
  • Protective Slytherins
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Crack
  • Abusive Lucius Malfoy
  • it's not explicitly stated but pretty fucking obvious
  • Good Narcissa Black Malfoy
  • Good Parent Narcissa Black Malfoy
  • Good Draco Malfoy
  • Kinda
  • Draco is not a bitch here
  • Protective Pansy Parkinson
  • Snape isn't a bitch but he's also not a great guy
  • Sorry if this is shit the first chapter was written in like 3 hours
  • I don't know how to write a summary
  • Original characters are real minor and unnamed for now
  • Draco Malfoy Has ADHD
  • Eventual Nonbinary Draco Malfoy
  • Nonbinary Draco Malfoy
  • Weed
  • Marijuana
  • Drug Use
  • Recreational Drug Use
  • Draco Malfoy in a Dress
  • Crabbe and Goyle aren't stupid just dorks
  • with learning disabilities
  • Draco actually enjoys their company
  • Narcissa was chill has hell

  Summary

  Slytherins are party animals that's just how its always been.
  Draco comes to learn his first year and continues to join in since.

  Language:

  English

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