17 Works in Pansy Parkinson is a Little Shit
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Being the only Muggleborn in Slytherin wasn’t particularly easy for Hermione Granger, but apparently, Pansy Parkinson had to make life even harder. How? By pissing her off, all simple. Why? Because every time Hermione snapped back, it was exactly like fireworks.
Except this year is their last at Hogwarts, and Hermione has decided to make Pansy’s life hell back.
Or,
That time when Pansy decided to flip her life upside down because she saw boobs for the first time, and that time Hermione definitely participated in it.
[ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: NO VOLDEMORT, SLYTHERIN HERMIONE GRANGER]
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After an acrimonious divorce from Ron, Hermione’s good friend—and Editor of Witch Weekly—Pansy Parkinson, encourages her to pose for a photo spread reclaiming her sexuality. The kicker? She would be co-starring with the Falmouth Falcons, whose captain—Draco Malfoy—has been waiting for a chance to get close to her for a very long time.
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Aries Malfoy y Harry Potter se odiaban. Tanto que hasta los fantasmas de Hogwarts salían de los muros para ver sus peleas en medio de los pasillos. Tanto que ambos preferirían ahogarse en el Lago Negro que tolerarse mutuamente. Tanto que no había una sola noche en la que Harry se desvelara pensando en lo desagradable que era ella. Tanto que Aries no podía dejar de entrometerse en su vida para saber todo lo que hacía.
Tanto que los dos enloquecerían en su propio juego...
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*Next update will be around the 6/7th of December as I am currently trying to write a chapter or 2 of The Breeding Pit Part ll*
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She was not supposed to see it, she knew that much.
Judging by the way Malfoy had reacted, anyway.
It was merely a glimpse, and yet something settled deep within her, telling her she had done the wrong thing at the very wrong time.
Hermione did not like being wrong, and she did not doubt herself very often.
But there and then, in that moment, when his eyes had snapped towards her and his jaw had tightened before he had abruptly looked away from her once more?
How very wrong and doubtful she had been.
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Or: Hermione spots a suspicious looking ring on Draco's finger and investigates, only to find herself in a whole new world of trouble.
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If you liked The Erised Effect, then you may like this one too. -
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Draco likes Harry.
Harry likes Draco.
Draco doesn't know this.
Pansy, Draco's best friend, does.
And she decides to do something about it at her Halloween party.Or:
The one where Pansy decides to weaponize Draco's long-time crush on Harry by coordinating matching Halloween costumes. -
Mirror, Mirror on the wall. I wanna fuck someone tall. by The_Taco_Writes for EllieByrrdWrites (CSKasem)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson make out before they invite Sirius Black to fuck them.
Hermione catches feelings.
The Magic Mirror is an asshole.
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- Part 1 of The Man In The Mirror
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Você não acha que eu já estou quebrado o suficiente? by sofiisc
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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- Eu tentei.. realmente tentei muito ser um bom namorado. Sempre te colocando em primeiro lugar, pensando nos seus sentimentos..
- Harry.. - mas ele interrompe.
- Eu falei para as pessoas: "Eu sei que ele esteve do lado errado da guerra, mas ele mudou"
- Eu nunca te pedi para fazer isso.
- E você não precisava porque é assim que funcionam os relacionamentos! Você não precisa me pedir por nada! Eu te amo e eu não suporto que falem mal de você perto de mim, o que claramente não é recíproco, já que você nem se deu o trabalho de me defender perto da Pansy!
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- Não. Não me machuque mais com essas suas palavras. Você não acha que eu estou quebrado o suficiente?
Ou
Um verdade ou desafio que saiu um pouco mais do controle.
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- Português brasileiro
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Draco Malfoy y el descubrimiento de lo desconocido by EVOL_7
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2025
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Que hubiera pasado si Harry no hubiera conocido a Draco antes de llegar a hogwarts y hubiera conocido a Pansy en su lugar?
Que hubiera pasado si Draco conociera a Andromeda y no tubiera prejuicios hacia los nacidos de muggles?
Bueno, esta historia es una adaptación a lo que pudiera haber pasado, obviamente me tomaré algunas libertades artísticas.Series
- Part 1 of 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙵𝚊𝚝𝚎/𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚘
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– Prequel to Meet Me in Dreamland –
At the sight of a bit of greenery tied with a silver ribbon, she froze.
Mistletoe. Oh, absolutely not.
She could just see it now. Passing Pansy in the hallway, innocent as could be, and then Pansy would stop her and look up, insisting they uphold the tradition and kiss.
The very last thing on Daphne’s Christmas wish list is to tell her best friend that she’s in love with her. Too bad Pansy has her own wish list, and Pansy Parkinson tends to get what she wants.
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- Part 7 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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Pansy Parkinson's Parkour by JadedandConfused for Fairy_phatcakes, slateskyblue
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jan 2025
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One fateful day when Pansy Parkinson was walking down Diagon Alley, Neville Longbottom appeared, scaled a building and winked at her. Now she won't let anyone forget about it.
Which is how Draco found himself agreeing to a strange muggle pursuit that involved death defying stunts a considerable lack of survival instinct and a whole lot of tightly clinging clothing.
He found that he liked it a LOT more than he was expecting to.
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‘Never party with Slytherins’ had long been Hermione's unspoken rule, ever since she snuck into one out of curiosity, one night back in their Hogwarts days. However, a decade later, after the manipulation of her so-called ‘best friend’ Pansy Parkinson, she found herself at the Slytherin class reunion. Surely, they have matured in the last 10 years... right?
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“Bloody hell, look at this,” Draco muttered, Theo moved to see what Draco was staring at between her legs. She glanced down, both their eyes locked on her center, gaping.
Oh gods, she was wet, like leaking everywhere wet, puddle on the floor wet. So wet, that when Draco hooked his fingers around her knickers to pull them down, they stuck to her.
“I really want to enjoy this but I’ll make it quick because I know you're suffering,” Draco mumbled. She tried not to think about how Theo’s boyfriend just said he wanted to enjoy her. How Theo himself was kneeling next to him licking his lips like he wanted to eat her.
This was a one-time thing. They were all blinded by lust, her more than them. When this was over they would likely never want to see her again.
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War had changed the world at their feet, for better or for worse he couldn’t say. Between the new mandated course ( Muggle Studies ) and the new arrangement of roommates in the dorm rooms. They wanted everyone to not only get along but to become friendly. Traditions were put into place. Board Game nights for those Muggleborn peers who wanted a “taste of home.” And as a demonstration of “unity.” They brought in spirit days before games.
This particular tradition had started as a way to show house unity. On Saturdays with a Quidditch match, Students could wear anything demonstrating house colors. Their house or any of the other three. He had thought it was stupid. No one who respected their house would wear someone else’s colors.
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Pansy and Blaise have a brilliant plan. Disguise themselves as Harry Potter and flirt with Draco. It's just a bit of fun and nothing will come of it...right?
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Thunderstorms, Orchids, and Long Fought Victories by Kerosenehoney for heyvirgo4
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2023
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Neville returns to the English countryside after two years. Two years that Pansy has spent thinking about the last words he said to her. A thunderstorm, a gifted orchid, and a slight argument lead to these two neighbors, turned childhood friends, turned enemies, into something more.
Written as a Christmas gift for my dear Fry, may this bring a dozen and a half smiles to your beautiful face.
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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good by InfinniumRose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Aug 2023
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After a somewhat horrid summer vacation, Harry wants nothing more than to have a normal school year at Hogwarts.
Notorious serial killer Sirius Black escaping from Azkaban might not allow that, however. And considering the man's supposed connections to the Dark Lord, everyone's even more on edge, especially the Boy-Who-Lived. So not only does Harry have to contend with the rest of the students not trusting him in the slightest, but also his father's traitorous ex-friend is lurking the halls, along with dozens of Azkaban's ghoulish guards.
How does a boy like Harry redeem himself in the eyes of the Wizarding World?
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From the moment I saw him, I was immediately infatuated. Though I didn't realize it at first, I was undeniably in love with Harry Potter. So, after years of pinning, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that my feelings will never be reciprocated.
But I never thought it possible to shag the boy who lived.
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Friends (Correction: More Than Friends) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2019
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Astoria Greengrass is fed up with Daphne acting so friendly with Parkinson. Time to get to the bottom of it. (originally posted on hpft for a random pairing challenge)