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So after Ted royally saved his little brother's ass, pardon his French, he was once again left with the short end of the stick because now his parents expected him to bring his girlfriend home for Thanksgiving and they would not let it rest. So with no girlfriend, little time, and less options, Ted does what any sane man would do and takes his own incredibly sound advice.
aka: the fake dating AU inside my other fake dating AU
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- Part 3 of Pinky Promise
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Ted Spankoffski truly loves his nerdy little brother.
He wouldn't tell anyone outside of his family that, it would wreck his street cred, but anyone that knew him below a surface level knew that he would do anything for Pete.
So when Pete comes home after being beat up in the Pasquali's parking lot, followed by a string of murders, and him finally talking to a girl, Ted is going to want to know what's going on.
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- Part 5 of The NPMD-Verse
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Stephanie Lauter is moving to Hatchetfield for her last year of high school. But she quickly learns the small town and popular crowd she’s fallen into isn’t exactly what she’s been looking for.
Peter Spankoffski is a local nerd who’s just trying to figure things out. And after a very strange night, he ends up on Steph’s radar.
Steph and Pete just want a nice senior year. But small town social pressures and their respective personal issues put a lot more barriers in their path than either of them could have expected.
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Find the bastard! (Get my brother back!) by Devybc_whynot
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
17 Sep 2025
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Peter Spankoffski learned very early on that not giving a shit about most things actually does wonders on your personality.
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A role reversal of a kind.
Peter Spankoffski; the basket case and lost cause of Hatchetfield high, who struggles with a missing brother, neglectful parents and the murder of the a fellow classmate.
Stephanie Lauter: The popular daughter of the mayor who gets straight A's across the board, finds herself cheating on a test and the murder of a fellow classmate.
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The Non-Supernatural Continuous Hatchetfield Fanfiction With No Plot by BeatrizLikesToReadAndWrite
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
14 Sep 2025
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Bill Woodward spends some overtime at CCRP because his daughter’s attending a party up in Pinebrook. Ted’s nerdy brother Pete is also there… for some reason.
Both Bill and Ted get calls from their relatives to come get them from the party, because it is shit.
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One small misunderstanding (and a few eye rolls here and there), leads to Steph, Pete, and Grace spending the summer at Camp Idonwannabang. Unfortunately, it's not going to be a walk in the park. Grace has been acting strangely since October's gruesome events, often whispering to herself (or beings that aren't there), and there always seems to be this lingering feeling that there's somebody watching between the Witchwood trees.
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The day I found out that Abstinence Camp was originally supposed to be a sequel to NPMD, I knew I badly wanted to see what it would have been like originally, so I took a stab at it (heh, get it?)
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- Part 4 of The NPMD-Verse
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Ted rarely thought of his younger brother. Being born seventeen years apart tended to do that. Yet, over the years as Ted gets glimpses of Peter facing the same horrible upbringing he had at the hands of their father, the two slowly grow closer.
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Director's Cut - School Dayz by MonstrousAffections, ThunderBird00
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
21 Aug 2025
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Ted Spankoffski never amounted to a can of beans in the tiny island town of Hatchetfield. Nothing more but an average student at Hatchetfield High, he could care less about how everyone looked at him. Invisible, troublemaker, loser, weirdo, prankster, nerd… name it, and he’s got it like a badge of honour. Abstinence Camp can suck its own dick, bullies can burn themselves alive with his witty words. For a good while, nothing else mattered more than a good time with his childhood friend, Jenny.
Until a new kid on the block with wild blonde hair, and a penchant for trouble, starts gunning for his ass. Literally.
(This is chapter 6 of Persephone of Apotheosis. But it ended up too long so we had to put it as it's own story, Rip. This is in the exact same AU as Persephone of Apotheosis, except many years earlier.
Second author here, take this as a form of prequel, though for context wise, this is actually a “play” in the main AU, that uncovers Ted’s past for this AU)
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- Part 2 of The Black, White and Grey
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How to Fake Date the Mayor’s Daughter by lovelautski
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
11 Aug 2025
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An awkward family dinner results in Pete making the claim he’s no longer single. Ironically, Steph needs to bring someone responsible to the Mayor’s Charity Ball, upon her father’s request.
What a coincidence they’re now stuck in detention together, both in need of a date.
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The after-math of Max being dragged to the Black and White leaves Pete with a broken arm, Steph with lots of guilt, and both of them with way too much trauma. This time also allows them to talk about it, and how they feel about each other.
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- Part 2 of The NPMD-Verse
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“We’ve been in classes together for a long time, haven’t we?”
“Well, since the first grade”
Steph and Pete meet when they share the same first grade class. Unknowingly, the day they meet shapes the rest of their school lives.
*Read this before Chapter 2 of Simple Causality*
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- Part 3 of The NPMD-Verse
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When a school project goes terribly wrong, someone has to pay. (At family game night)
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- Part 7 of Lautski Week 2025
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“You Killed Me, Steph.” by hi_hello_and_salutations
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
04 Jul 2025
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Steph had a nightmare. Pete almost died. She needs to protect him. She needs to be close. She needs to make sure it never happens again.
Steph had a nightmare. She almost killed Pete. She needs to protect him. She needs to get as far away as possible. She needs to make sure it never happens again.
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The Clear Kaleidescope Within a Gem by RenReadsStuff
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Bridgerton (TV)
07 Jun 2025
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Stephanie Lauter needs to marry soon to inherit her promised title as Duchess of Hatchetfield.
Peter Spankoffski is freshly returned from university and, at only eighteen years old, has no reason to even consider getting married.
When the daughter of late Duke Solomon Lauter and the second son of Viscount Spankoffski meet during the Marchioness's premature search for a husband, they become close friends, but they never wanted to love one another like they do!
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- Part 1 of My Spankoffski Bridgerton AU!!!
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The Crying Cranny by hi_hello_and_salutations
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
04 Jun 2025
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In the sixth grade, Brad Callahan pantsed Peter Spankoffski in front of Sara Zimmerman. He played it off during the day and said he was fine, but the moment he was out of school he went straight to the library to cry. He could really use some comfort.
Luckily, his brother shows up.
Unluckily, his brother is usually an asshole.
Luckily, for once, Ted Spankoffski manages to go a few minutes insult and joke free.
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Ted wishes he could believe his brother. But Peter’s whole story is quite a bit unbelievable. Ted is really trying his best. Ted and Pete get into an argument. At least, until Pete calls Ted something very different from his name.
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An Unexpected Appearance. by jacketsareoverrated
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
29 May 2025
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Ted is relaxing in his home after a long work day, when his younger sibling decides to show up unexpectedly.
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.Loosely inspired by Sonayesul's Paul and Richie focused Hatchetfield series Us - Them.
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But I Know a Sound is Still a Sound Around No-One by teranova_0
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
28 Jan 2025
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“Max’s death loomed over Pete like a shadow, marring every happy thought he had, smudging it with dark charcoal fingerprints. Grace had asked him why he was so down one afternoon, her head tilted to one side like a confused puppy “Max is gone, Peter. You’re free now” she had said with a frown, a hysteric look in her eyes. As if she’d not slept for several nights.
But Max wasn't gone. He wasn't missing or lost like the people at school said. Pete knew exactly where he was. He’d helped bury him.”
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Ted Spankoffski's perspective (on occasion) on the events of NPMD and how he becomes a better brother. (and now Stacy’s a weirdly prominent character cuz i said so)
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oh my god, we’re doing this AGAIN (oh my god, we’re doing this AGAIN) by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
24 Jan 2025
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Peter Spankoffski’s life is boring and routine and he’s okay with that. Mostly.
Until, one morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked. (He just doesn't know that part yet. Shhhh.)
And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked.
And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked.
And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked. (By this point he’s figuring that one out. Good for him!)(Alternatively Titled: Pete gets stuck in a time loop. It’s just not, necessarily, his time loop.)
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- Part 14 of Hatchet Town
- Part 4 of Goat Bros
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Bill Woodward takes his daughter to see Hamlet: A New Musical. Ted Spankoffski drives his brother to Camp Idontwannabang. Their lives will never be the same.