20 Works in Pharma Being An Asshole (Transformers)

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    Pharma and Ratchet have had a rocky relationship as of late. When Ratchet drew away, Pharma attempted to pull him closer, which seemed to only force them farther apart; then, Pharma reciprocated, putting even more distance between them before he desperately craved to close it once more. Pharma thought this was about to change when he received a rather friendly comm from Ratchet, detailing an invitation. Despite all exteriors, despite the distance he himself was helping to create, he lunges at the opportunity to rapidly close that gap and repeat the process.

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    Delphi wasn’t so bad. Pharma thought so, at least; the DJD had a way of changing a mech’s mind.

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    First Aid’s spark fluttered despite himself, desperate to close the distance between their lips. But he held himself back, Pharma’s words echoing in his head.

    “Don’t. I’m a mess.”

    “I’m a doctor, Aid,” Ambulon laughed. “I like messes.”

    First Aid struggles with the aftermath of Delphi, and Luna-1, and desperately needs Ambulon to save him from himself.

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    Ratchet lives by rules; of medicine, of order, of restraint. Drift lives by instinct, colors, and art. Their paths should never have crossed, and yet they collide inside a quiet studio lit by paint fumes and unsaid things.
    Every session leaves another mark on Ratchet’s frame, and on his spark.
    He tells himself it’s just art. Drift never pretends it is.

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    AU where Drift is a tattoo artist/painter and Ratchet is the grumpy doctor who was talked into changing his color scheme

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    Ratchet was completely enthralled, shocked by the vision that opened before him and for a few kliks their optics met, and that look, that intense blue, made him feel dizzy.
    For a moment, just for a moment, Ratchet imagined himself walking the few meters that separated him from the small door, being greeted by the mech's captivating smile, being able to touch his shining white armor, possessing him for a few joors.
    The thought alone sent a shiver down his spine strut.

    Realizing how pathetic he must look—an old medic, standing there, admiring a mech out of his reach and budget - he decided it was definitely time to go home. But, before he could leave, the stranger in white caught his optics again. This time the mech smiled -right at him-, placing a servo against the glass between them, tilting his helm slightly to the side, toward the door.
    The invitation was clear, the desire grew.

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    Red light district!AU where Drift is a luxury pleasure bot and Ratchet has a clinic in the Dead End.

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    急救员把《与我同事并且是我监护人的前霸天虎恋人被共事多年的汽车人上司强暴了》发到网上,导致特尔斐毁灭
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    本文原名《曹批大道》,是一篇纯正的人工雷文,作为系列作的后续if,没看过前文丝毫不影响阅读,甚至观感更丝滑
    (本文为委托指定赠品)

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Being Pharma's assistant, he has some high expectations for you. Ones you must meet accordingly.

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    transformers one shots.

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    pharma and his lack of boundaries

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    …Soon it seemed like every owner was visiting Pharma’s clinic to get a check-up on their treasured pets. And they paid him handsomely for it.

    But, despite the incessant cooing and proud boasts the other mechs would make over their little pets as they scrambled around on his slab, Pharma had never understood the fuss. He held a professional curiosity about humans, but nothing more. Outside of his research, he had no interest in these flighty creatures.

    But that was before he met you.

     

    A Pharma one-shot that’s been split into three chapters for readability. Recommended for 18+

    Warning: chapter three contains vore, however you can skip that chapter if it’s not your thing because chapter two does close the story quite well by itself.

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    First Aid has a little human.
    Pharma’s jealousy is beginning to boil over, but he can wait for the little creature.

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    1/1
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    28
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    7
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    Drift finds some incense while on one of their many pitstops and convinces Ratchet to meditate with them. The result leads to the pair facing their fears of inadequacy and letting go of the past.

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    1/1
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    Strange things have been happening at Delphi and First Aid is determined to get to the bottom of it, no matter the cost.

    Connected to a series but previous installments do not need to be read to understand this one.

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    2
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    The beginning of a long-lasting friendship...

    OR, Ratchet has been playing doctor for Optimus long before the whole "war" and "becoming a Prime" thing.

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    The deadend is not kind place for mechs, it never has been. But some say if you can make it out of there you can go anywhere. Drift is nothing, he was a spare, a back up, and now he's wasting away in an alleyway waiting for his spark to return the well. However, he's not quiet ready to die and a young stubborn medic won't give up hope. Ratchet knows that Drift is far more then the deadlock he believes, or his professor says the man is. His professor is determined to prove otherwise.

    AU where Ratchet is a young promising Medical student, and Drift is an older down on his luck street bot

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    16
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    The past has a horrible, terrible way of sneaking up on you, even when you thought you were past it. Ratchet can hide his pain very well during the day, but he can't help what he sees at night

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    Wheeljack and Skyfire on a routine data collection when they gain an unexpected visitor. After healing it's wounds Wheeljack is alone in studying the creature.

    (I can't summery, I'm sorry)

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    2/?
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    You really (really) hate those stupid box jokes.

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    Teachers AU. First Aid has a rather eventful evening.

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    Ambulon finds comfort in the arms of Fortress Maximus. This lands him in a kinky predicament that evolves into several more awkward situations as well as punishments.

    (It's gonna be a wild ride so mind the tags.)

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    5/5
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    11
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    100
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    14
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    4,260

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