9 Works in Post-VFD Schism (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

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    It all started that one night at the Opera

    Her sugar bowl was stolen

    Her life was ruined

    He made her life better...

    No he didn't. He never did.

    Count Olaf was manipulating her the entire time...

    Esmé Squalor's life and her dependency around the sugarbowl and her complicated relationship with count Olaf.

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    Kit Snicket feels like it's the honorable thing to do when she finds out she is expecting Count Olaf's child, so she goes to find him and tell him. Olaf is overjoyed, but Kit doesn't plan to stay long.

    Set during the finale to season one. TV series canon.

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    ❝❛𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻, 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽? 𝓦𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, 𝓷𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓴, 𝓸𝓻 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓮 𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹.❜❞

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    After the awful events at Lucky Smells Lumbermill, Mr. Poe, an extremely unhelpful banker, takes the Baudelaire siblings to Prufrock Preparatory School, thinking putting them in an educational environment will solve their problems, also known as Count Olaf. There, they meet the Quagmire siblings, three quadruplets with a backstory suspiciously similar to their own. Together, they begin looking into the mystery that has plagued both sets of siblings since the deaths of their parents.

    But of course, nothing stays safe in the Baudelaires’ world for long, and Count Olaf, also known as their problems, isn’t far behind. Halfway between the bleak beginning to their story and the enigmatic end, Count Olaf and his troupe chase the Baudelaires to four more locations, each more far-flung than the last. But the mystery was never solved at Prufrock Prep, and it continues to chase the Baudelaires as they try to put a stop to Count Olaf’s new schemes — that are somehow even more despicable than before.

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    ❝𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓭𝓾𝓵𝓽 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓾𝓼, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓮’𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓵𝓮𝓯𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓭𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓼.❞

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    The Baudelaire family lives in a large mansion in the center of a busy city. The family is happy until the day the mansion burns down with the parents inside it. The Baudelaire children, now orphans, aren’t so happy anymore. They are placed in the care of a careless banker, who, in accordance with the Baudelaire parents’ will, sends them to live with two separate, but equally unknown, relatives — in between two locations not listed in the will.

    No matter if the location is in their parents' wishes or not, the Baudelaires are pursued by villainous actor and active villain, Count Olaf. With the assistance of his horrid henchpeople, Count Olaf tries to get his rarely washed hands on the enormous fortune the Baudelaire parents left behind for their children through a manner of nefarious plots, including kidnapping, disguises, trickery, hypnotism, murder, and, most terrible of all, badly done theatre.

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    Just like the title says, the Baudelaires and Quagmires get an actual competent guardian. As anyone familiar with my work could tell you this fic is a wild ride. This fic is a mix of the books and the tv shows for both A Series of Unfortunate Events and Alex Rider.

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    "I must say, that colour is flattering on you."
    "My dress?"
    "No, the crimson blush of embarrassment on your face. Do I fluster you that much, J?"

    Or, Jacquelyn & Gustav, throughout the years.

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    "You could always ask to be relocated," Jacquelyn suggested, not looking up from her handbook and notes. "I'm sure you could be placed with a different mentor."

    "And end up with who? No way, I could get stuck with the sad Snicket, no one wants that," Gustav said, scrunching up his face. 

    "Lemony isn't that bad," The woman said, finally setting her pen down and raising a perfect brow at her partner. 

    "You say that because you get Kit," Gustav rolled his eyes, flopping into the chair beside her. "You get to spend time with the Snickets."

    "They're all pretty odd too," she said, putting a hand on his shoulder. "If you're really unhappy, maybe they could switch you to the Beaudelaires. I've heard they're very nice." 

    "I can't do that," Gustav groaned. 

     "Why?"

    "Because he's so handsome, Jackie!" 

    "Don't call me Jackie."

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    Through a series of unfortunate, or perhaps fortunate events you find yourself in the shower with Lemony and Jacques Snicket while joining them in their investigations. One thing leads to another leads to a threeway.

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    “If Count Olaf or one of his henchmen steps inside and asks me where the Baudelaires are, I tell them. If Jacques Snicket or another volunteer steps inside and asks me if his brother is alive, I tell them.”

    Olivia and Jacques reunite one evening.

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