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It started with a BLU Scout.
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‘"Aw, hell," he mutters, and as if he doesn't think he could suffer another shock, the day seems determined to prove him wrong. The voice is twisted, wrong, being forced to form vowels in a way it's never had to before. Even with his own accented pronunciation, it's very recognisable in his ears.
The body he's in is Sniper's.’
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merasmus puts a spell on the team. let's all clap for mr plot device man
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He fidgeted with his hands, talking quietly through his mask. “It’s just you guys are great. And-and I would never want to come between you but…I just…”
“Sorry. I think I may need a little help here, Max.” said Scout
Max studied the avoidant BLU carefully. “I think what BLU is trying to say here is he’s taken a bit of interest in us. Both of us. Right?”
Set during the events of The Ordeal of Teamwork
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- Part 6 of Flashfire Ordeals
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The RED and BLU teams can’t fight off the robots alone and everyone is nearing the end of their ropes. So, shockingly, a truce is proposed.
RED Pyro and BLU Scout are pretty enthusiastic about being on the same team. Others need a bit more time to set aside their differences.
Especially the broken up RED Demoman and BLU Soldier.
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- Part 5 of Flashfire Ordeals
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5+1, malcolm pauling edition :3 by dylersol for dylersol
Fandoms: Original Work, Team Fortress 2
07 May 2025
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experiences from pyro's (malcolm's) life before becoming the monster we know him as today.
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this was going to be 5+1, but it's a 50/50 whether i will touch this again or set it on fire 3
Also, this fic is part of the backstory for my interpretation of pyro. you can count this either as a normal fic or as one with an OC--it doesn't matter to me! -
It Won't Even Scar by CatchMeonaBlueMoon
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Emesis Blue (TF2 SFM)
05 May 2025
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The Fortress Team used to number in the thousands. But they were all expendable, in the end, and the Machine is EXTREMELY picky in who it decides to bring back correctly. There are only nine known compatible cases, and there have only ever been nine, since the program began fifty years ago.
The problem is, the Machine is expensive, and continued isolation and suffering has made the Teufort Nine... eccentric. The project is top secret, and despite their considerable skill set, the team cannot be trusted to stay discrete forever. So stage 2 of the project is dusted off from the fragments that remain, and the search for compatible soldiers continues.
As for the team... eh. Toss them in with the civilians, neutralise their respawn files. The world could always fit a couple more washed up crazies.
Mick Mundy hasn't found his purpose since his (now ex) fiancée had described it to him from beside his hospital bed. A concussion and a coma, apparently. And now, four years later, he stands next to the highway that caused his accident, and he has his last cigarette.
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Scout and Pyro have been broken up for a while, but after the team's reunion at Smissmas, Scout catches himself feeling regretful over how he ended their relationship.
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- Part 5 of TF2 Writings
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Pyro was only supposed to work for Reliable Excavation and Demolition; they had no intention of any personal involvement. Extenuating... Circumstances though, keep Pyro circling their teammates. Extenuating circumstances concerning a certain offense member, and their strange draw to his buck-toothed smile. For some reason.
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BLU Scout has been captured by the RED Team and they decide to sent their scariest merc to take care of getting him to talk. The fact that Scout is secretly dating said merc should let him get off easy…right?
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- Part 2 of Flashfire Ordeals
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A collection of one shots following the lives, relationships, and dramas of the BLU and RED mercenaries stationed at Well in 1993, almost fourteen years after the unexpected reformation of TF Industries and the resumption of the RED/BLU war. Full OC cast (sorry), and barely any overarching plot. Just the goofiness, smuttiness, and dramatics that come from eighteen armed and often unstable men thrown together in daily battles to the death.
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Cross-posted on tumblr @talesofwell with WIP shorts and additional info. My first AO3 post; super nervous, but I hope you enjoy! -
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Oneshots of tf2 mercs taking turns on Pyro with very vague storyline. One chapter = one pairing.
New chapters eventually with new tags. It's gonna be the whole team and it's gonna get a lot worse and violent. Soon. -
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It turned out, Pyro came for the third reason, 'both'. They wanted to watch Engi work and had a request, though it was "an embarrassing one".
OR Pyro doesn't have wings and wants Engi to teach them how to preen their stupid boyfriend Scout
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Scout knocks a bird out of the sky and now it’s up to him to fix his mistake, with a little help of course.
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How Scout got the Catcher’s Companion.
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- Part 4 of Flashfire Ordeals
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The RED Team has less than 72 hours left in them and while the rest of the team are busy either helping Scout prepare for his date, testing the teleporters or teleporting copious amounts of bread, Pyro makes a beeline to Gravel Pit. There’s someone there they want to spend their last days with.
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- Part 3 of Flashfire Ordeals
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BLU team is made up of cockroach motherfuckers, Pyro especially. This is an on fire garbage can. Could be a home and family.
Inspired by Stole Home by The Garages. Blaseball autism never dies!!!!
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Scout hadn’t really given much thought as to who Pyro was under the mask. Sure it was fun to speculate about having a secret girl on the team, but that was about it. Pyro was Pyro, mask and all.
But then he accidentally finds himself stuck hiding in the enemy Pyro’s room after a match and ends up getting questions he never had answered when he sees them undress, only to be left with even more.
(I really tried to do my research on portraying intersex bodies in this fic, please set me straight if I’m wrong or disrespectful!)
(Also let me know if the way I’m handling pronouns is too confusing)
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- Part 1 of Flashfire Ordeals
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Now that Medic's finally mastered doing his own astral projection, he and Heavy have quite a bit of fun with it. The fact that it might be relevant to helping Medic solve the problem of getting spells to work the same as the Medigun is an unexpected but very delightful side effect. So Medic does some observing on the astral plane, and recruits some teammates in assisting his research. Thankfully Pyro knows a lot more about the different layers of reality than the nascent wizard, and is happy to help! As their research bears fruit, Medic might finally be on the verge of figuring out how to replicate the Medigun's effects! And also figuring out how the hell the thing works in the first place.
(This started as a one-shot but then it kinda spiralled and now it's got chapters so let's goooooooooooo lol)
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- Part 66 of Monstrous Intent
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aka, I missed kinktober and I’m angy, so I made up my own excuse to write 400-450 word chapters of filth about these characters
this is part two of two!! first part isn’t necessary but suggested
all prompts originally came from the-purity-pen on tumblr, it was their 2021 kinktober list
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- Part 2 of i am nothing if not a whore for tf2
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Pyro is well aware she’s a bit of an outsider, even amongst her own team. One night she decides it’s time to end that - however she soon finds herself in an entirely new predicament.
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Pyro wants to make friends, but an enemy spy gets in the way
(this is my first fic and I’m still working out the storyline so expect a lot of edits and changes and whatnot)
also reworking/updating existing chapters but don't worry new chapters will come soon!
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Scout wants Soldier to try something, and Pyro's extra-willing to help Soldier put it on.
Edging| Harness |OvipositionSeries
- Part 1 of soldier gets loved for 31 days