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The Scars of Faded Flames by I_make_shit_up
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
21 Sep 2025
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Zuko doesn't know what would have happened if he'd stayed. Maybe his father would have humiliated him further maybe he would have changed his mind (unlikely), but whatever choice he would have made Zuko made it for him. A person can only take so much before they break after all and waking up alone and in pain was the final straw for the 13 year old boy. He's lucky he ended up where he did.
3 years after the Agni Kai that left him blind and deaf on the left side of his face Zuko lives as the adopted nephew of a small town's healer. The villagers have long stopped caring about the fire dancing over his finger tips since he's proved he only uses it to brew their medicine.
Lee has no desire to be dragged back into his father's war, but what can he do when he's the only firebender in the Earth Kingdom that the avatar he was once tasked with hunting down can hope to learn from? -
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Mint agonises over the fulgurite they've kept for god knows what reason until they're finally pushed in the right direction of making a gift that has a use!
Which could mean nothing.Series
- Part 3 of Peppermint in the Wild
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- English
- Words:
- 3,400
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Fate/Inconceivable! by DredgenSoul
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/stay night (Visual Novel), Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works (Anime 2014), Princess Bride (1987)
25 Apr 2025
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"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die... again, I suppose? I killed you once, and I will do it again...?"
"You're not very good at this."
"Well, you know, revenge only really works as a motivator once, and then it's like a day-old sandwich."
"Quite stale, yes; I agree."
"This is inconceivable!"
"You know, I once knew a man who did not quite understand what that word meant."
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Or, in which, the might of the legendary King Arthur is nothing in comparison to the blade of a Spaniard, and everyone forgets that wars aren't won with violence, but with heart.
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- Part 4 of Fate/Get Therapy
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Your Majesty by the_broken_bleeding_rose
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Mar 2025
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Once Upon A Time there was a prince called Bakugou, and a poor peasant called Midoriya.
Follow their story in this retelling of Disney Princess films to see if they will find their Happily Every After. -
In Which Five Is A Pirate, Viktor Plays The Damsel In Distress, And Allison Would Like To Get Through This Book Without Any More Interruptions From Claire by 19BBY
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Princess Bride (1987)
05 Mar 2025
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All the ways in which Viktor Hargreeves's upcoming marriage to one Prince Harold Jenkins goes wrong, feat. kidnappers, assassination plots, and Five Hargreeves, the brother he doesn't remember having because he has amnesia.
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The Madness of Memories and What Could Have Been by That_Dark_Forest_Witch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2025
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Defeated but not killed at the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort's Second Wizarding war dragged on for an agonising three years. Though a great sacrifice was made to end it, his destruction marked what should have been the return of peace.
But many things had changed, shaped by the needs of war. The shape of Draco Malfoy, the one Hermione watched him forced into by the horrors of necessity, no longer fit into the fragile world left after Voldemort's Death. His contributions to the Order did not gain him mercy for this offense, either.
Hermione has done her utmost to shave herself down, so that the shape of her better fit into the post-war world around her. But at what cost?
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The Scars of Faded Flames (discontinued first draft.) by I_make_shit_up for Atticus my beloved
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
20 Dec 2024
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Zuko was cast out of the fire nation without warning, without a crew, and worse without his uncle. His father had made his mission more then impossible, and with a fresh burn covering a third of his face he wasn't sure how far he could make it. When he gets offered a chance to escape the hell inflicted on him he takes it and doesn't look back.
3 years later he's living a new life with a new name. The town's people don't care that he can light a candle across the room when he's been helping heal their wounds for so long. But someone does care, and that someone needs a teacher.
(final draft is being posted under the same name. link in 15th chapter.)
Zuko might not be able to avoid his father's war forever...but maybe he can help end it. -
The Madness of Memories and What Could Have Been (TRADUZIONE) by Rose_tortora16
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2024
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(TRADUZIONE ESEGUITA SU CONSENSO DELL’AUTRICE)
Sconfitta ma non uccisa nella Battaglia di Hogwarts, la Seconda Guerra Magica di Voldemort si trascinò per tre anni. Sebbene sia stato compiuto un grande sacrificio per porvi fine, la sua distruzione segnò quello che avrebbe dovuto essere il ritorno della pace.
Ma molte cose erano cambiate, plasmate dalle esigenze della guerra. La forma di Draco Malfoy, quella in cui Hermione lo vide costretto dagli orrori della necessità, non si adattava più al fragile mondo rimasto dopo la morte di Voldemort. I suoi contributi all'Ordine non gli hanno permesso di ottenere clemenza nemmeno per questo reato.
Hermione ha fatto del suo meglio per reinventarsi, in modo che la sua forma si adattasse meglio al mondo del dopoguerra che la circonda. Ma a quale costo?
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- Italiano
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- 13,245
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- 3/60
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No Plan by sanerontheinside for willowcrowned
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Jan 2024
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Qui-Gon Jinn has fallen on Naboo.
The Naboo had not disturbed him, and Obi-Wan was grateful for it. He’d hardly bothered to come up out of the trance. The thought of leaving Qui-Gon’s body tore at him; he was not hungry. It was dark again, or dark still. Barely third hour, according to the chrono. But time was meaningless to him now.
Obi-Wan felt as though something had yawned open inside and hollowed him out. The broken training bond, no doubt, bleeding away the part of him that was still reaching out to his Master. He would have to fix that.
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Songs of Requiem by Lady of Shadows (Fenix_uzumaki)
Fandoms: ウルトラマンＸ | Ultraman X, ウルトラシリーズ | Ultra Series, ウルトラマン
22 Oct 2023
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Things can change in the blink of an eye. What is thought to be set in stone can suddenly be thrown into chaos. A single choice can alter the course of history and rewrite destinies. Mystery dances between light and shadow, and everything can come into question when a family secret is discovered. Captain Kamiki’s team is about to embark on a journey that began with an all-but-simple idea: bringing a Spark Doll to full realization. Little do they know that there is so much more waiting for them in the shadows, and even the light may not be what it seems.
**minor repairs underway** ***Full, finished release out soon!***
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- Part 1 of A Medley of Light and Shadow
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The Way of the Wind by orphan_account
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)
11 Aug 2023
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“Get them!”
“God Damn their fast!”
“With those injuries? My god how do they have so much stamina”
“Most likely adrenalin”They couldn't think of anything else. Just run. Run run run. And if they couldn't run, walk. If they couldn't walk, crawl. Anything to get out of where they were. Wherever that was..
orMorro escapes from some bad shit and the ninja help him adjust to knowing what love is
-------------------------bro i suck at summaries 😭 i'm sorry this is my first time posting a fic in a while i'm still trying to get back into the swing of summaries. let me know if i should change the archive warning, i dont know if this qualifies as any of those.
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Things have changed. He's left the nunnery he grew up in, the rules he'd always known, the people, the village, his very name - he has nothing to his new name and so has nothing to lose.
As Aziraphale approaches the foreboding castle ahead and the deadly vampire who lives within, he's well aware of this fact. But having nothing to lose means having everything to gain, and it seems worth a risk. Worth another drastic change.
And, as Crowley well knows, life changes even after its end.
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come to the water by thraced for chantefable
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Black Adam (Movie 2022)
23 Jun 2023
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"If Kent is wandering, how do I find him?”
“Cut out your own heart and throw it into the Nile,” she says, with bored contempt.
Carter watches her expression shift as he holds her unblinking gaze. “Do I need a special knife or will a regular dinner one do the job?”Carter Hall of all people knows that death is not always as straightforward as it might seem. He just needs a little reminder.
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Jazz planned for a lot of things in life—dying (or mostly dying) wasn't one of them. Luckily, Jazz knows a thing or two about contingency plans. And she'll need them, where she's going.
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the spirit in black by mysti_que
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Princess Bride - William Goldman, The Princess Bride - Simon Morgenstern
28 Dec 2022
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It has "Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, pirates, chases, escapes, true love, crazy kings, miracles, oh and a six fingered man, of course!"
A Princess Bride AU for Zutara, need I say more?
"Inconceivable?!"
"As you wish."
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"Something deep inside of the former general broke then, something that looking after his nephew had slowly begun to knit whole in the time since his son’s death. And now before him lay the little boy he had watched grow up, who had looked up to his strong, brave cousin Lu Ten and fought with his sister, who had never been enough for his father while always striving so hard to be everything that the man told him he should be. Smoke trailed from a scorched hole in Zuko’s tunic, and his lips were blue, and he had no pulse."
AU of "The Chase," where Azula strikes Zuko with lightning instead of Iroh, with even direr consequences for the banished prince. Thankfully, Team Avatar is willing to set aside their differences to try to save their fallen enemy. No character death!
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Eight years after the event of Screenslaver, Violet Parr, now Dr. Parr, is attempting to find her footing both in her new career and as a hero, a position she has all but given up. Her family, most active agents of the restored NSA, are busy hunting the vigilante Ultra--a dangerous figure who seems to be taking justice in his own hands by any fatal means necessary but remains totally beyond the reach of both hero and government.
Amidst the hunt, Syndrome returns from the grave, kidnapping Violet to examine her powers in a secret laboratory, but not for his own uses. Both prisoners at the mercy of a mad doctor, victims of a traitor within the ranks of the NSA, they must attempt something like trust to escape and seek their justice. But with Ultra pulling strings behind the scenes and elusive as ever, it becomes a secret race against the clock to hunt down their captor, unmask a traitor and survive infiltrating the very hive of the world’s villainy.
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Seventh Gate to Chaos by sanerontheinside
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
31 Oct 2021
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He came when he could, which wasn’t every year, or according to any predictable schedule whatsoever. Sometimes he was in this part of space, near the Chommell Sector; and sometimes he was very much not. Obi-Wan’s death had tethered him to this place, in a way. No matter how far Qui-Gon was from Naboo, from the Theed Generator, he felt the pull of it, like a cord tied ‘round his heart reaching into darkness.
This was his seventh visit in ten years.
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Terms Of Service by Shenandoah76209
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Forgotten Realms
10 Jul 2021
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A half elf is dying, and is given a choice, service to the Seldarine as the Chosen One, the Slayer. But it means leaving everything she loves behind.
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- Part 1 of Craulnobers & Obarskyrs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,870
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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