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Technoblade sees our favorite enderman boi out in the open. What will he do? Snatch him right up, that's for sure.
Just to preface, Techno at no point is being cruel. It seems a bit like it in the beginning but he is just trying his best.
This is also a one-shot, so ya'll probably won't get a part 2, I am open to writing one though.Would also like to point out that the writing gets better the farther you read, as I wrote the first bit a long while ago.
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Mending shredded cloth by P1nk_L3m0n3d
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
12 Sep 2025
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Ranboo takes a few presents to Phil and Techno. Nice soft shirts, (that honestly could be silk but somehow not) with wonderful embroidering on them. At first it's a rare occurrence, Ranboo saying he found really nice pieces from some shop he stumbled upon. They look expensive but Techno and Phil don't question it much because Ranboo is loaded, it's his money ya know?
But its the small details that they start to see, the small hardcore hearts hidden very nicely in the hand stitched patterns of Phil's coats and shirts. The way that every time Techno doesn't like a design, a better looking and better fitting one comes after it. It's a little weird to say the least.
Ranboo himself in nicer suits, ones that actually fit him and seem to be embroidered with soft purple flowers,,, interesting.
------Or, Tommy wants to repay Techno for some of the clothes he took from their time together and he ends up going down a rabbit hole. He starts making things for everyone in his life, and who's to stop him?
Mending shredded cloth is a hard thing to do (but not impossible)
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- Part 1 of Pinks mcyt fics :D
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My Demons by MidnightDinoisthename
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
12 Sep 2025
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Hi! I'm Tommy! And I live a normal life! Yep totally normal life it's not like I found a necklace and now have three demons following me around. I have no idea what you're talking ab--
Who are you talking to?
Nobody! Literally nobody!
Right? Well if you're talking to the wall at least invite Wilbur or Techno.
And why would I do that Phil?
Because they're bored
Then they should go bother someone else!
or, Tommy found a necklace one day after work and now has three demons who won't leave him alone. Whatever could go wrong? Did I also mention he breaks the 4th wall from time to time to cuss out you, the reader?
This book is a mixture of comedy and adventure, plus, it's guaranteed to make you laugh. Come read some chaos, I promise you won't regret the read.
*THESE ARE A MIXTURE OF THE CHARACTERS FROM THE DSMP AND OSMP AND NOT THE CONTENT CREATORS!!*
Updates: Whenever I feel
*Goal is between Thursday through Monday, look at lastest chapter for updates if chapter is delayed*Series
- Part 1 of The My Universe
- Part 2 of My Demons
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Zomb Zomb Apoplips Redux by floweringflame
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Sep 2025
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Ranboo looks up at Phil with wide eyes. “Issa apoplips.”
Phil nods. “Issa apoplips.”
These kids are gonna be the death of him.
A rewrite of my most popular work (granted there's only four and one is completely unfinished so not much of a competition...). New and updated for people who miss how they felt in the dsmp fandom but don't want to think about all the crappy people who came from it!
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My Neighbors are SuperVillains by Luna711_M
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Sep 2025
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“Uh, hi, um. Can I have my cat back?” Ranboo asked the teen, who has a shocked face. “Uh, can I have my cat?” Ranboo asked again. The teen looks pissed before closing the door on them. Ranboo stood there for a few minutes before they even knocked again, the teen opened again and placed Pearl into his arms. “Here’s your cat, dickhead.”
Ranboo stutters, “W-what?” They holds Pearl closer.
“Why the fuck are you so tall? The fuck are your parents feeding you?” The teen asked. Ranboo felt uncomfortable and just walked away thanking the boy. “And why the fuck you’re wearing sunglasses inside!?”
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Ranboo just trying to live as a normal person in a city of heroes. Of course, the author says ‘Nope! The supervillains are your neighbors. And you’re going to become their family member.’ -
For Fluff's Sake (Spoiled Piglet Times) by Centur1on
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Sep 2025
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Babyblade, literally just baby blade and Steve cuddles (with a little bit of Ranboo and Phil)
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- Part 2 of Small Loves (Shine Bright)
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Ranboo gets stuck in the rain at night. He's not alone for long.
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- Part 5 of Creative Life Event
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Home Isn’t Home Anymore, But I Think I Could Find It With You by dove_rolo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Aug 2025
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Secondhand Lions, Boreal Trio AU, though I don't follow the exact plot.
It’s easier if you watch Secondhand Lions first, but basic plot is Ranboo’s Great Uncles, Techno and Phil, come into lots of money, and their entire estranged family come out of the woodworks to mooch off of ‘em, including Ran’s crank of a mother, who sends them to spend the summer with the two. Enjoy my minimal angst, small amount of crack, full fluffiness fanfiction.
UNFINISHED
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Phil, You Simply Must Stop Adopting Every Child You See by dove_rolo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Aug 2025
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UNFINISHED!!! BE WARNED IT IS NOT FINSIHED!!!
A small story about Ranboo getting accidentally adopted up by the Antarctic Empire's family. Oopsies.
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Worry Bird by Soulless_Fawn for averystressedcrow
Fandoms: Origin SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Aug 2025
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Phil never made himself the “leader” of Origin nor did he ever want the responsibility. But slowly, he finds himself being the one everyone comes to with there problems. He fixes things, helps people and cares for the other origin’s that live here.
So when Technoblade, a human, starts living in Origin, he expects nothing different. But the newcomer never comes to him, never says a word. Hiding in the hills like a ghost. So Phil decides enough is enough and goes to his house with a welcome basket.
Only to find Technoblade sick out of his mind.
Or: Phil finds a very sick Techno that’s shut himself off from sociaty and decides that no, he’s not going to have the resident human die because he refused to ask for help.
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- Part 11 of 🎓2025♟️
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(Update 07/26/25: I'm currently rewriting this entire thing. Rearranging chapters. Comments will contain spoilers.)
Phil pressed his lips together, "I need you to understand this, and you're not allowed to say I'm wrong,"
Techno exhaled deeply, "Go on,"
"You deserve love, Techno." Phil started, furrowing his eyebrows.
“You deserve to have a record label find your band and immediately sign you on, and you live out the rest of your life filthy rich, doing what you love, going on tours around the entire planet." Phil swallowed the lump that sat in his throat before going on.
“You deserve to not have to walk on those eggshells anymore. You deserve to feel the sun on your face without it burning your eyes, to eat the best food of your life, to feel warm sand under your feet and watch the sunset over the water, thinking ‘wow, life is fucking beautiful’. All of it, everything. You. Deserve. Love. Techno Blade. Do you understand me?”
After a long moment of uncomfortable stillness, Techno twisted his face from Phil's hands and slumped into his seat.
___________Technoblade is the drummer of a band, and his best friend works at their local record store. Adulthood is a fucking chore.
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Techno chooses to ignore the guilty feeling of fear in his belly as he reaches up to gently feel across the kid's skin. Their skin is as cool as an enderman's, and Techno is gentle as he runs his hand down their neck, from the base of their skull down to-
There it is. Sure enough, there is something inside this kid's neck.
Techno takes a deep breath, horror scurrying through him like a thousand rats. There is a kill chip, a small piece of tech packed with cyanide and activated by an external remote, inside this kid's neck.
Techno might throw up.
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Techno discovers something horrifying about his and Phil's newest rescue.
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Ranboo has had a crush on Philza for a while now. Even if they refuse to do anything about it, Philza will.
i want that twink FUCKED!
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- Part 5 of pandora's kinkmeme fics
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Where to be touched and where to not be by Anamatronictodo
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Jul 2025
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Ranboo's heat hits in the Arctic. Techno and Phil don't know Ranboo has heats. It turns out better than Ranboo expected.
NO SMUT!!
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Tommyinnit was a dragon.
A red dragon with heterochronic eyes. One blue. One yellow.
He has been alone as long as he can remember.
Abandoned long ago.
For years Tommy has hidden his nature. He thinks dragons such as himself are beasts. He thinks he is unworthy of kindness and compassion. After all. His own mother left him. Who else in the world could love what a mother couldn't?
Soon Tommy finds himself in trouble with the local knights, and has to learn the hard way that he cannot survive on his own for much longer. But who will help him? And who will go for the kill?Series
- Part 1 of Out Of Duty And Out Of Love
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SUNFLOWER by Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Jul 2025
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Of all the people in the world who should be the next Spiderman, Ranboo does *not* think it should be him.
A chronically ill, partially blind and generally feeble foster kid, passed around the system like the world's worst pass the parcel (the prize between layers is a new diagnosis) , he's the last person who should be swinging around New York, delivering justice to the masses. Literally anyone would be better!
But the universe has decided otherwise, and he finds himself under the tutelage of the first Spiderman, who appeared on the streets more than fifteen years ago, and who turns out to be a grumpy, awkward English major with bright pink hair, a husband who he swears isn't for tax benefits (they're a QPR, okay? that counts as a legitimate reason), and an inability to let this scrawny ass kid work all this out by himself.
Add some bench trio hijinks, Techno batting away a handful of meddling Avengers, and an alarming number of guns being gifted to NYs newest vigilante, what could go wrong?
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your tears gave me life (let me protect you in this life) by novice_writes
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Jun 2025
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Death never scared him.
From the moment he’d breathed his first cry and stole his mother’s last, he knew death would always follow him.
So when he’s come face to face with his own mortality, Tommy was content to let death whisk him away to the other side.
But Death must’ve made a mistake it seems.
Tommy blinks. Who were these people looking down at him? And what is he wearing?
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I Promise You This (I'll ALways Look Out For You) by Luminous_skittles
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Jun 2025
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The point is, Phil was busy. And Ranboo thought this to be his chance to prove himself to the two. Prove his worth. That he can be of use. Can defend them and himself if necessary. He totally wasn't worried that a rogue surviving bandit followed them home or anything! That's just stupid!
So, now here they are, Techno's axe resting against their thigh, staring at the front door with intense eyes. Lazor-focused, if you will.
Nothing's getting past that door.
Unless they want an axe in their throat.
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Or, the aftermath of a rough encounter. Not to worry though! Phil's there for his arctic family!
OR or (what am I, a seal?!), author is just really starved of boreal trio content so decided to do it themself :]
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Five Ways to Exit the Arena (and one reason to stay) by Vanyel for antimony_medusa
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Jun 2025
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Old swords, new swords.
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If the weapon was very careful how they stood, they could keep their shirt away from the gash in their side. The fabric was dark, and a lot of the blood on them had visibly come from other people, and they were practiced at hiding their failures. So maybe they would get away with it. They would have to see if their new handlers were less observant than the old ones. Exhaustion pulled at them, but they pushed it back. They licked their lips, dry from blood loss, and tried to look like they weren’t watching the conversation in front of them.
The man with the wings glanced very briefly in his direction, then back at his companion. “Look,” he said. “The plan’s still the same, isn’t it?”
OR: A human weapon getting used to their new handlers.
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- Part 55 of Gift Exchange Works
- Part 8 of Battleship Works