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Alex is a bright, young chef beginning his career journey. Greg is a seasoned head chef who takes him in as a protege. Things heat up in and out of the kitchen.
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In the Light of the Full Moon, We’re All Monsters by koomaqu, LadyJekyll
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
19 Jul 2025
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A lonely Alex thinks about ending it all when he's interrupted by a tall, dark, and handsome figure. Little does he know that a vampire and a werewolf will soon be vying for his attention and his love. But what happens when one of them takes it too far?
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- Part 370 of TM
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Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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For the Taskhusbands bingo prompt: Vignettes of Alex's life on the s15 barge
Alex is employed by one Lord Greg Davies to attend to all of his needs as Assistant and personal valet aboard the stunning Taskmaster barge.
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The One Time Sea Breeze and Fizzy Wine Did Mix by grumpygemini
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF
15 Jun 2025
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Based on the countless retellings by Greg and Rhod of this specific drunken night “somewhere in Asia”, though they’re fairly certain it was Hong Kong.
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“Fucking hell,” Greg groans. “I'm dead, aren’t I?”
“No,” Alex says quickly. “Absolutely not.”
“Dying?”
Alex hesitates.
“Fuck,” Greg says again, with feeling. “That’s bloody typical, isn’t it? On my fucking birthday, too. Christ.”
“He’s a little busy right now,” Alex says cheerfully. “You’ll have to do with me.”
Or: On the morning of his 56th birthday, Greg gets hit by a bus. Then, he wakes up. The man who saved his life insists he's utterly unremarkable and tells Greg to forget about him. Greg reckons he'd rather get run over again.
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Allergic to Professionalism by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
04 Jun 2025
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Greg was debating returning to his phone. He wasn’t the kind to make close friends with his coworkers and tried to keep work and home separate, but he was seriously debating making a friend for these situations. Richard was enough for occasional chats, but in a setting like this, he’d be professional enough to make Greg sneeze. He was allergic to excessive professionalism, after all. The choir director had reached for his phone, but Andy Devonshire started to speak before Greg could fully take it out of his pocket. At least the meeting was finally starting.
“I wanted to thank Richard for giving me the idea for this meeting,” the principal started as Greg’s lips quirked up at the confirmation of his earlier suspicion. “I know that most of you want some time to prep before the students invade, so how about we just go around and introduce yourselves briefly, and we can get out of here?”
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- Part 6 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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“It doesn’t usually work like that with Alex,” Greg said, deliberately casual. “He does things that amuse me and saves his real performance for when I have more esteemed guests, usually of the imperial variety.”
“Oh, so I guess I can just go fuck myself then,” Rhod said with no real heat. He cocked his head and Greg realised a moment too late that his hand was still resting on Alex’s arm. “Why do imperial guests rate a performance?”
Greg shrugged and tried to remove his hand in a casual way. “Alex’s humour is dogshit enough that it tends to put me in the right mood for dealing with Rome,” he said, his smile sharpening. “And when I am called upon to render my judgement on behalf of the Empire, it always helps to have someone fucking annoying to take my ire out on.”
Alex grinned widely, revealing a gap between his front teeth. “Thank you, Greg,” he said brightly.
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- Part 105 of Taskmaster Collection
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Greg drunkenly records a voice note are texts Alex all night - he doesn't remember recording it or sending it - leading to some revelations about their feelings
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- Part 2 of Taskmaster Shorts
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I had an idea, I started writing it, it’s almost 1.30am, I have not reread it. Hope you enjoy. They are idiots and they are in love.
* Rachel Horne doesn’t exist in this universe
* Set during filming of TM season 6 and onwards
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“Fancy meeting at the pub later?”
In retrospect, Greg should have known something was up from the moment that Rhod sent a text with a capital letter. It wasn’t that the other man was uneducated- far from it. But in the time that Greg had known Rhod Gilbert, the man had almost never had the time or attention span needed to add punctuation. To him, it wasn’t worth it, since Greg would know what he meant either way.
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- Part 5 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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Rhod causes chaos like normal, but he has more access to chaos.
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- Part 4 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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What if, on the day that Rhod hid in Greg's wardrobe for the "creepiest thing" prize task, Little Alex Horne was at the party that was mentioned? And what if, after everyone (or nearly everyone) had left, Rhod was an accidental voyeur to something truly unexpected?
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Greg and Rhod fail to have a useful conversation. (It's about alex)
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Something or someone you care about has been taken. Prove your worth to regain it. Best proving of worth wins. You have 1 hour, your time starts now.
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- Part 3 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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Greg Davies has been reading fanfiction since long before he had a television career, but he is NOT jealous of his fictional self, thank you very much.
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"This is why you shouldn't read porn about yourself when you're depressed," Rhod says. "You get weird."
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- Part 291 of TM
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Greg is NOT sick.
Or is he?
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- Part 7 of His Apologies (snippets and one-shots)
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Painting strangers in the park is not the most efficient way to pick up cute guys.
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I Want to Hurt You Just to Hear You Screaming My Name by ManicWolf
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
30 Mar 2025
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Rhod is fed up with Greg and Alex dodging their feelings, so he decides to take matters into his own hands, much to Greg's dismay.