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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.” He rolled his eyes.

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

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    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

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    5/?
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    221
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    60
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    She’s the queen of the school, used to getting everything she wants. He’s the lazy, sarcastic drummer who couldn’t care less about anyone’s opinion… except hers. When Regina transfers schools and collides with Rodrick’s chaotic world, sparks fly, egos clash, and secrets start to unravel. What begins as teasing and tension soon turns into something neither of them expected: a connection that challenges their personalities, pushes their limits, and might change them both forever. Can a perfectionist and a rebel find love in the chaos, or will their differences tear them apart?

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    1/?
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    1
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    He'd seen Regina eviscerate girls in school for daring to wear the same top, smugly watch boys trip over themselves to help her with homework, pout and use a baby voice with her idiot jock boyfriend. He'd never seen Regina like this before, overcome with violent anger. She looked like she wanted nothing more than to rip someone's throat out with her teeth.

    Rodrick had never seen Regina act so…interesting.

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    When Rodrick sees Regina display some uncharacteristic violence, he invites her to an abandoned building to smash some shit up but old furniture is not all that they'll be smashing that night.

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    2/8
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    153
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    Regina felt her blood boiling inside her veins. After all she’d done for Cady, just for her to blatantly disrespect her like this and have the audacity to go after her ex-boyfriend? Regina knew the girl was a bit socially inept, of course, but she’d made sure Gretchen and Karen had warned her of the rules!

    Whatever. She didn’t need Aaron, and she definitely didn’t need Cady. But it was becoming increasingly clear that the girl was a threat, and one that urgently needed to be taken care of.


    Regina needs to teach Cady a lesson. Luckily, there’s another newcomer at North Shore High, who happens to be unexpectedly easy to wrap around her manicured finger.

    Things do not remain easy for long.

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    3/?
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    47
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    5
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    410
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    You love your spotlight, I love my scars,

    We both got famous in different bars.

    You called me nothing, I made it loud—

    Now who’s laughing in the crowd?”

    She slammed the player shut.

    Well, fuck you too, Rodrick Heffley.

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    1/1
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    When Rodrick Heffley's friends dare him to date any girl at North Shore High, he doesn't expect them to pick her - Regina George, the untouchable queen bee.
    What starts as a stupid bet quickly turns into chaos, rumors, and maybe something dangerously close to feelings.

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    17/?
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    2,801
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    Rodrick Heffley is expelled from Crossland High School and transfers to North Shore High School. Because of his less-than-savory history, he's required to participate in a mentorship/reform program for certain transfer students. And his mentor is none other than Regina George.

    basically came here looking for a good Rodrina fanfic and couldn't find one, so I'm writing my own. buckle up

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    4/?
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    8
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    29
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    297
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    Nothing shocked queen bee Regina George more than the day the new guy, Rodrick Heffley, refused to give up his seat for her during lunch break.

    In fact, he refuses to give her everything the normal North Shore high schooler would’ve given her in a snap.

    He pulls the rug she struts on. She pushes, he pushes back harder. His ice-cold wit smothers her fire. He’s rude, he’s smug, and he’s absolutely immune to Regina’s influence. His indifference threatens the very reputation she painstakingly built for years. And what makes it worse is this – others are being influenced by his rebellion, too.

    The more he resists, the more she persists. Regina George is many things, and being a quitter isn’t one of them. She’ll get Rodrick to respect her, and she’ll get him to see her the way she wants to… one way or another.

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    Inertia

    - the resistance of an object to a change in its state of motion

    Or what Rodrick's life has been the past 10 or so years, until a chance encounter with his high school ex-girlfriend, Regina George made him realize he wants more out of life and change a little thing about himself in the process.

    An adult AU in their 30s.

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    10
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    When North Shore High’s queen bee, Regina George, meets Löded Diper’s chaotic drummer, Roderick Heffley, it’s the ultimate clash of pink perfection and pop-punk disaster.

    He crashes into her school — literally — in a van held together by duct tape and bad life choices. She rules her world with lip gloss, manipulation, and a convertible that costs more than his entire band setup.

    Pink meets punk. Lip gloss meets loud music. Chaos meets chemistry.
    Welcome to the most fetch crossover the 2000s never gave us.

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    11/?
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    14
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    145
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    22
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    2,067
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    She was sunlight reflected on broken glass, dazzling, dangerous, and impossible to look away from, beneath her perfection lay a storm stitched with envy and ache. She spoke in sweetness laced with venom, and every step she took left the scent of power and the echo of ruin.

    While he was chaos wrapped in denim and noise. His laughter carried the defiance of someone who had already lost too much to care. He lived like a match struck in a storm brief, bright, and bound to burn out. Behind his smirk hid music, rust, and the ache of never belonging.

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    She was trying to be better.
    Really, Regina George considered herself somewhat reformed.
    Until Shane Oman dumped her for some other girl.
    It just so happens that a new kid joined the school. A guy that is so not her type. But he just so happens to be the type of her ex's new girl.
    So she decided to go back to her roots, scheming a plan to hook the two up. And Rodrick is more than game for it.
    If only she could make that weird feeling in her stomach go away.

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    17/?
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    102
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    9,179
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    Regina is a retired Queen bee, working on retiring her Queen bee tendencies to have a relatively mild senior year.

    Rodrick has been forced to move across the country after his dad receives a crazy promotion that places the family in Evanston, Illinois.

    After making a somewhat desperate attempt to feed her ego, Regina unknowingly sets off the catalyst to a relationship with a social outcast she wanted nothing to do with in the first place.

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    3/?
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    13
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    61
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    14
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    630
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    Regina was the most popular girl at North Shore. The queen bee. The top of the social ladder. Polished to perfection. Rodrick was… not so much. But after messy high school endings, they’re ready for their reputations to reset. Here comes college — they’re a little older, a little different. But old habits die hard, don’t they?

    Opposites attract until they don’t. Then, they push away.

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    3/10
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    24
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    3
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    270
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    “Ow!”

    “Oh come on, that did not hurt.”

    Rodrick scowled up at her with one manicured eyebrow. It would be two if he’d stop whining and let her work.

    “How would you know?” He asked shortly, “it’s my face.”

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    7
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    252
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    “Can you like, stop staring?” Regina shifts uncomfortably in her seat, eyeing her companion.

    The kid in question turns beet red and averts his gaze. This lasts all of two minutes before she catches him doing it again. Regina huffs, uncrossing her legs.

    She was finding herself in more and more unbelievable situations thanks to Rodrick fucking Heffley.

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    20
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    2
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    180
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    Due to budget cuts, the state decides to combine all middle and high schools into one. Regina takes charge because, of course, she did; she's changed, though, figured out there are better ways to rule. Nikki finds herself way, way, way apart from Brandon and sharing a class with his friend Max. Rodrick hates being in a school with his brother, and Greg hates it even more but such is life. Brandon and Max love being in a school together, sad to say they don't have any classes together, even worse for Max when he starts to notice someone he shouldn't

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    18,735
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    2/?
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    5
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    5
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    85
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    In a secret, unlikely romance, Rodrick Heffley,the grungy, bullied drummer is dating Regina George, North Shore High's untouchable queen. But when Rodrick faces relentless bullying from jock Jeremy, Regina refuses to publicly defend him, prioritizing her social status over their relationship. After a brutal fight where Regina does nothing, a heartbroken Rodrick confronts her and ends things.

    What happens when Regina finally stands up for a person for the first time?

    This plastic is finally using her sass for good use

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    2,376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    285

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