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Does he love you the way I do? by jAHAyden
Fandoms: The Presidents of the United States of America (Band)
16 Oct 2025
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Wrote this as a joke for my friends and now I’m uploading it to ao3…
Credits to Emily for writing this with me 🥹
Basically Joe and Trump are ex lover who were forced to separate bc society hates gay people. -
Werewolves of London (Awoo!) by septemberbells for estelraca
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984)
17 Sep 2025
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In the matter of The Case of the Eligible Bachelor, Holmes had sustained an additional injury that he'd hesitated to share with me, possibly because he could hardly believe it himself. He seemed worried. Still, when the next full moon began to approach, he shared his suspicion with me that he had been bitten by a werewolf. I myself had only seen the large cat and a few bears covered in brown fur on my way to find him.
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Not an End, but a Start by Dattegokun (Cammerel), wolfish_willow
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Aug 2025
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“Kakashi will take whatever support we send his way, and… besides,” she lowers her voice and, even though Naruto can hear her perfectly well, he still finds himself leaning towards her, “You have another ability that could come in handy as well. If he’s wounded, no one else could come close to what you’re capable of, not even a medical ninja.”
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After trailing an Akatsuki member with an unusual jutsu, Kakashi doesn't make it back to the village when he should have. Naruto happens to be the person most qualified to help him.
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Strawberry Dream by dreamofpaperflowers for DontTrustLoserCandy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Aug 2025
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Shen Qingqiu dreams of lecturing on dual cultivation. Luo Binghe is eager to assist him.
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Naruto is hit with a sex pollen grenade while on an information gathering mission.
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A conflicted Thom heads to the Dancing Dove and finds himself in unexpected company.
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Caroline's Private Room by IncurablePeppermint for straightforwardly
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
30 Jul 2025
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Sebastian gets caught peeping on Caroline. It's awkward until he realizes Caroline is using the opportunity to flirt with him.
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- Part 22 of Battleship 2025
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in which not correcting your reputation as a womanizer has consequences by marquisguyun for herbofthyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2025
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Liu Mingyan is sex-pollened, and Liu Qingge takes her to Shen Qingqiu for treatment.
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- Part 22 of Battleship 2025
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Just a Typical Friday Night by wildglitterwolf for Breezling
Fandoms: Oppenheimer (Movie 2023)
28 Jul 2025
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Lawrence shares something with Oppie he learned at Yale.
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Feng Ruoyun, a completely regular (albeit bustier than average) wife of an official, gets poached by an Emperor young enough to be her son.
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Lawrence makes an observation about how Oppie behaves during sex.
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Out of the Castle (Into the Ditch) by kinetikatrue for scintilla10
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Jul 2025
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After Starcourt, Eddie finds Steve Harrington walking along the side of the road, trying to get home - and looking like a bruised and battered walking wet dream. What starts as a little light 'kidnapping' - good deed and revenge in one - will leave both of them changed by the time they're done.
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Young Gihun who graduated college just a year ago with nothing better to do, with no shot at a real career, picked up sex work online for money and a way to keep busy in his big apartment. It isn’t your usual sex work with multiple actors, where the videos go across the internet, he put his work and skill into solo sexual entertainment on chat rooms for typically older men to enjoy. There’s an emphasis on relationship more than a simple video to use to jerk off. Inho’s in that loop of old, employed Korean men who are mostly single and live boring lives for the corporate world, only finding relief for his long days in porn and pathetic late night masturbation. That’s until he finds out what chat rooms are, what exactly Gihun does, and where he’s tucked away in the city.
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Clawing Back Some Semblance of Control by Lalaen
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
14 Feb 2025
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After things heat up between him and Leona on the Isle of Woe, Jamil clings to the first chance he’s had to explore his sexuality.
Well… the first one that doesn’t involve confronting his feelings about Kalim.
Leona knows he might be doing more harm than good - but he also knows this is the only type of help Jamil could be willing to accept. Also, he gets some pretty wild sex out of the deal.
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仁只管专心用牙齿拖过无幻锋利的锁骨，刻上殷红的擦痕。无幻接着说：“你看我可是比看漂亮姑娘多。”
仁在与无幻的关系中更进一步，发现了一些他预料之外的东西。
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Vala Mal Doran has a secret to share with Daniel.
Or does she?
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Walking Trouble by Larrylover3000
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
18 Oct 2024
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In the same sweep of a movement, Magnus’ body was pressed up against the lockers and his hand pinned beside his head. Alec’s two fingers rested inside the open palm, while the rest had a loose grip around the wrist.
It would be easy for Magnus to wiggle away from the pressure of Alec’s body, but the sudden pounding of his heart had him momentarily startled.
“Who was it, Magnus?” Alec repeated. His eyes were darting between that golden, confused gaze and the red-purple outline of a delicate pair of lips on the side of Magnus' neck.
“Izzy,” Magnus hurried to say. “I only sleep with Izzy, I swear.”
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OR: Everything is perfect on paper. Magnus is working his dream job as a police officer, dating the lovely Isabelle Lightwood, and he’s pleased with things - until he suddenly finds his body reacting in strange ways to his tall, dark-haired, arrogant coworker, who also happens to be his not-quite-girlfriend’s stupidly gorgeous brother. Some kind of sexual desire is awakened inside of him and he has no idea how to navigate all of these new, strangely arousing feelings. -
Dave Strider Is a Totally Responsible CEO Who Definitely Didn’t Fuck His Intern Karkat Vantas at the Halloween Party by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024 for ME MYSELF AND I
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Oct 2024
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DAVE: i need you to go undercover as a maid
KARKAT: YOU NEED ME TO FUCKING **WHAT!?**
DAVE: not a REAL maid
DAVE: ok yeah kinda real in a way but its undercover so it doesnt countKarkat Vantas: 21, troll, film student, intern.
Dave Strider: 30, human, movie producer, CEO.
Both: Stupid horny.This is just a quickly written crackfic, don't take it too seriously lmao. If you don't like this dynamic, don't read it. 💀
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“Tell me, sweet niece…” he said, his tone dark and velvet smooth, “What would you like your reward to be?”
“A kiss,” she replied sweetly....
At almost twenty-one, it was high time Rhaenyra learned how to drive.
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Kakashi Hatake didn't know what to expect when he met Ayame Amaguchi, the prolific and acclaimed romance novelist andkunoichi of the Leaf. He certainly didn't expect his reading tastes to expand beyond Make-Out Paradise. And he most certainly didn't expect the friendship that came out of it, nor how it grew beyond what he thought possible.