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What A Mess by Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy) for ErissTheMean
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Jun 2025
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Philza wouldn't consider himself an honest man. An honest worker, perhaps, when he can afford to be; an honest father, an honest friend. But now, dressed straight off the rack, with his son's tiny little hand cradled in his, it is an honest smile that steals across his face.
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Philza cleans crimescenes. He's a crimescene cleaner. He's also a father, almost definitely laundering his boss’ money, and newly very, very confused.If boss is not son, why son shaped?
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Diet Dark SBI Crimescene Cleaner AUSeries
- Part 36 of Elbow-deep in DSBI
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Wilbur stumbled upon a cutesy café but little did he know he would meet the love of his life there over a Honey latte.
But with that will come obstacle courses and he's not sure if he can do it by himself but thats when he realizes Quackity will always be by his side.
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you're my brother and i love you, that's the truth by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
18 May 2025
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At the very bottom of the box is a single photograph.
Techno pulls it out, nausea curdling his stomach and grief making his eyes well with tears. It’s an old picture, carefully posed. Little five-year-old Techno is seated in his mother’s lap, his father’s hand resting on his shoulder. Big smiles on all three faces.
He’s used to the feeling of forcing words from a throat that doesn’t want to bring them into existence, but this- this feels far more impossible than speaking past his trach tube ever did. He sits there and stares and can’t say a word.
They used to love him, didn’t they?or, some comfort <3
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- Part 4 of i've got you brother
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Techno feels really, really bad. He always feels bad, all floaty and weird, but he feels really especially bad now. He doesn’t know where he is and his head hurts and his tummy feels twisty and gross.
He stares at the TV, because he can’t move even a little tiny bit. He doesn’t have a TV in his room… maybe Ms. Judy put him on the couch? He doesn’t know what show is on, though. It’s bright and colorful, but he can’t really see it very well.
He thinks he hears people talking. Then someone is holding his hand, and he looks over- or tries to, anyway.
“Hi, Techno. It’s me, Clara. It’s okay if you don’t remember me. I’m here to take care of you.”or, some bits of backstory from Techno's childhood in this au :)
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- Part 3 of i've got you brother
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They’re doing homework- or rather, Phil’s trying to. He’s rather distracted by Techno’s fidgeting, his heavy wheezing breaths.
“Phil?”
He looks over. Techno’s half bent over, one hand clutching his ribs. His breathing is significantly more labored now.
“Yeah?” Phil starts upright.
“I n- need you t’call an ambulance,” Techno wheezes.
“What? What’s wrong?” Phil reaches for his phone.
“N- no time.” Techno starts to slip out of his chair, catching himself and lowering himself to the floor. “Call.”or, two incidents from Phil's and Techno's college days.
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- Part 2 of i've got you brother
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if i was dying on my knees, you would be the one to rescue me by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
26 Apr 2025
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Techno leads a pretty normal life. Boring, he might even say.
Which, in and of itself, is kind of a miracle. But he tries not to think about that part.
He still wears high-collared shirts all the time, hiding his throat. He keeps Phil on speed-dial, he’s always on guard for the first sign of something being wrong.
Which is why it’s such a shock when it does happen, and he doesn’t immediately notice.
In Techno’s defense, he hasn’t had a serious episode in four years. So he’s- well, he hasn’t forgotten, because there’s no forgetting it- but he maybe is out of practice noticing what it feels like.
He’s been lethargic for a day or so. Short of breath. There’s maybe a bit of an ache in his chest, but he’s had enough tubes and needles between his ribs that it always aches. It’s just a mild episode, he thinks. It’ll go away on its own.or, Techno has multiple medical emergencies, and his family takes care of him.
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- Part 1 of i've got you brother
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“Techno, Tech, where have you been? What happened?” Phil reaches for him again.
“Stop,” Techno begs, weak and broken, raising his hands to try to protect himself. “Don’ touch me, don’t, you can’t-”
Phil inhales sharply. “Wil,” he says, “the lantern.”
“Oh, gods.” Wilbur kneels beside Phil, holding the lantern closer to Techno. “What in all the hells-”
“Withering,” Phil says grimly. He doesn’t reach for Techno again. “Don’t touch him. Go and get your brother.”
“Please,” Techno sobs. “Please, I didn’t want this, you weren’t supposed to know-”
“Shh, shh, it’s okay mate.” Phil’s voice shakes. “We’re gonna fix this. We can fix it.”Series
- Part 1 of dnd 'verse
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“I know I’m never gonna be the way I was before.” Techno gazes at the table as he speaks. “I know the stroke took that away from me. And I know… I know I’m better with you here. It’s easier. Knowing I don’t have to push myself when I’m tired and in pain. That I can rely on you to- to-”
“To take care of you,” Phil says softly.
Techno bobs his head. “I… you know I hate admittin’ it,” he mutters, “but- I need you, Phil.”
Phil does know. He squeezes Techno’s hand gently.
“I’ll stay,” he says. He doesn’t think about all the reasons why not, because there is one reason why and that is all he needs, really.Series
- Part 3 of soft hands and gentle hearts
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Ever since he was a young child, Techno has been suffering from falling sickness, a rare disease that causes sudden seizures and is attributed to a demon's influence. In reality, falling sickness has nothing to do with demons. Just ask Philza, who happens to be one.
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Sicktember prompt 'Medieval treatment' with SBI
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- Part 4 of Shae's Sicktember 2024
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no, you idiot, you HAVE to take the pill first! by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Jan 2025
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Techno barely heard the door to his room open. (Screw you, past him, for forgetting to lock it.) He doesn't dare to look up from the blanket, presently the only thing helping him save face.
“Are you dying in there?” a raspy voice—one evidently belonging to someone who just woke up—asks.
It's more of a fact than a question to Techno. Perhaps he really is dying, but that wouldn't be very on brand of him.
Somewhere in the recesses of his mind, Techno registers his name being called by his brother, Wilbur.
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It's a sick night for Techno. Wilbur finds him just in time.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #25: 'Sleepless Nights'
AI-less Whumptober prompt #23: 'fever, passing out' "Hey!? Stay with me, okay!?"
with twinsduo!Series
- Part 6 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 3 of my fracturing bones, my rupturing heart (whumptober 2024!)
- Part 137 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 15 of hand in lovable hand (to have a family and a home)
- Part 57 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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i'm not moving on, i'll love you long after you're gone by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Jan 2025
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extra content for the oxygen series
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- Part 2 of oxygen
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"'Ello, mate."
The single greeting sent a jolt through him. His instincts flared, and he took a quick step back, only to trip on a loose rock and fall onto the cold stone floor. The sound of rustling chains filled the cavern as a figure shifted in the dim light.
Vampire.OR
How Technoblade and Philza met (Part of Fighting Our Tainted Fate, Vampire AU)
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- Part 2 of Vampire SBI AU
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As befits a good sire, Phil loves his fledgling more than anything else in the world. And thus he takes his promise to care for Technoblade forever very, very seriously.
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Two Flames in a Candleless Room by Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
28 Dec 2024
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In two completely separate occurrences of kidnapping, Technoblade and Tango are ripped from their respective servers and thrust into the dangerous world of Nether hybrid trafficking. To make it out, a friendship is formed. But they'll need more than a little luck to survive this predicament.
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All These Broken Hearts But Mine’s The One Bleeding by Its_CoffeeTime for griftersb0ne
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Dec 2024
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Title from: Me, Myself & I (5 Seconds of Summer)
——Techno moves to the UK with his mom to live with Kristin's fiancé, Philza, but Phil's son, Tommy, hates him.
Techno knows he's weird and has issues. But Tommy is taking this hatred too far. -
Dream SMP one shot collections (AI) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
11 Dec 2024
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SBI ONESHOTS :
All AI written as a test
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- Part 7 of DSMP
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Techno doesn’t understand why Phil and Kristin are being so nice.
Grown-ups aren’t supposed to be, he doesn’t think. His mum and dad weren’t like this at all. And they were taking care of Techno, they wanted him to be better, and that’s why they had to do all those things to him.
But… but none of the grown-ups Techno’s met since leaving have been like that. He lays awake at night staring at the ceiling and wondering if maybe… maybe they’re right. Maybe his parents were bad.Series
- Part 2 of touch
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The name comes from the song Still Feel by Half Alive.
Techno is the youngest son of LadyDeath and CrowFather... and you would think that having two professional heroes for parents would exempt you from being bullied at school.
But that's not his case, because unfortunately he has a "villain" power and everyone seems to hate him for that little reason.....
But this time his classmates went too far and now he has to hide a burn from his parents and brother who are professional heroes.Series
- Part 2 of How to Break a Blade (Instructions Included)
- Part 1 of Zero to Hero (Or Something Like That)
- Part 1 of Techno with Blood Power
- Part 1 of Transfusion
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Techno must be delirious. Otherwise, why would he be hearing voices?
“…ere the avalanche came down.”
“H- help us-” That’s Tommy’s voice. He sounds frightened. Techno should… he should help…
“Did you hear that?”
“Help!” Tommy screams.
“We hear you,” the man’s voice calls. “We’re coming, just hold on.”whumptober day 20: emotional angst
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- Part 20 of ruby's whumptober 2024
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There is someone here, with him. Techno is weak, he won’t be able to fight if whoever it is decides to hurt him- the last survivor group he saw tried to- he moved out here two years ago to get away from people-
“Don’t try to move, mate, your back is pretty badly torn up.”
Techno coughs, clearing his throat. “Who- what are you doin’ to me?”
“Saving your life.”whumptober day 19: blood trail
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- Part 19 of ruby's whumptober 2024
- Part 1 of these golden days