18 Works in Slartibartfast (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
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The Milky Way by Dragonfire42
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
08 Nov 2025
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A Good Omens / Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy inspired sci-fi comedy adventure SEQUEL with optional angst.Narrator:
Crowley is still struggling from the aftermath of holding the universe in his head when he is handed an extremely important quest: to be Newt's best man in his wedding. Watch as Crowley goes to the ends of the universe to fulfill this obligation.Tagline:
The sci-fi comedy fanfic Good Omens / H2G2 crossover is BACK! Bigger, weirder, and sillier than ever - this time with lots of puns about cows!Sci-fi music plays under these quick edit cuts:
> Aziraphale cosplaying as a neurosurgeon
> Newt staring at the fjords of Norway
> Crowley's eyes turning pitch-black as a cow waiter looks concerned
> Aziraphale and Crowley traveling the fanfic multiverseScreen fades to black:
"The Milky Way" Available on an AO3 fanfiction reading device every Saturday.Series
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Fowl Play by Dragonfire42
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
01 Nov 2025
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I just turned 42. So in honor of that I’m bringing you this story:
The following preview has been approved for general audiences:
A Good Omens / Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy inspired sci-fi comedy adventure with optional angst.Narrator:
There is a question to the answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything that was built into the Earth when it was created. The Starmaker who fell from Heaven for asking questions might know something about it… if only he can remember what it was…Tagline:
Watch Crowley deal with his angst from the end of S2 with a quick adventure in space (using canon-compliant duck-billed aliens from S1)!Sci-fi music plays under these quick edit cuts:
> Newt and Crowley getting sucked up into outer space
> Duck-billed aliens looking comedically threatening
> Crowley's eyes turning pitch-black
> Aziraphale arriving to save the day, and looking a little different…Screen fades to black:
"Fowl Play" Now available on an AO3 fanfiction reading device near you.Series
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The Party by AsTheBlueSkiesFall
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
21 Oct 2025
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Ford wants to go to a party.
Arthur does not.(They end up going to the party.)
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- English
- Words:
- 1,004
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 45
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Everything is connected (WIP) by Slytherat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), Miracle Workers (TV)
02 Jan 2025
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This story is about a lot.
This story is not about a lot.
Everything is connected.
Nothing is also connected.
Don't panic.
In the end, everything will be explained.
Sort of.The Good Omens spin off nobody has been waiting for. Taking place after the Final 15 in an AU. Even though the Metatron took our beloved angel away there will be no angst. This is supposed to be a fun ride with chaos and nonsense spiced with a bit of loneliness and longing. There might be despair and more of that fun.
It's a story with a quest and clues. It will have a beginning, a nicely wrapped up ending and a middle nobody knows where it will go.
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[Podfic] Don't Panic! Enjoy the Sapient Bathtubs of Quirt! by pezzax_podfics (pezzax) for blueyeti
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
15 Jul 2024
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Ford Prefect's favourite Bathtub...
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Don't Panic! Enjoy the Sapient Bathtubs of Quirt! by blueyeti
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
30 May 2024
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Ford Prefect's favourite Bathtub...
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So Sorry I Didn't Want Her Dead! by holland_png
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
08 May 2022
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At chapter 23 in Life, the Universe and Everything when it says that Ford had been berating Arthur for saving Trillian
Also, can you tell I'm hyper-fixating again? :)
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Come On Slarti by Joxie
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981)
29 Mar 2022
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Come On Slarti...
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- Part 7 of Poems, Poems Everywhere
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arthur dent is not gay by justthisguyyouknow
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981)
25 Jun 2020
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spoiler alert: he is
Ignoring the increasingly- but not as rapidly as you might expect- confused owner of the pub, ford opened his mouth to start to explain ‘what the hell was going on’, before Arthur, ‘lost the grip on the day’, when he remembered why they were in the pub.
“drink up hetero boy”a retelling of the story but through those sweet gay eye and with extra quotes I’ve nicked from other shows.
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Never Again by KuroBakura
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
14 Jan 2020
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As Slartibartfast is showing the Earth being rebuilt around them, he has a surprise in store for Mr. Dent.
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The Mountains of Heaven by pozorvlak
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
11 May 2019
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Wherein the peculiar geology of Skye is explained.
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Almost, But Not Quite, Entirely Unlike Love by Cherepashka for jabez_dawes
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
16 Jul 2017
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Zaphod's bored. Arthur's confused. Improbability abounds. Hijinks ensue.
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John's Wife by Yuki_F_Karasu
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
25 May 2017
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John, in the pub, with his... What do you mean his WIFE????
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- Part 3 of The Guide's Entries On One John Watson
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John's Rather Odd Photograph by Yuki_F_Karasu
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
11 Jan 2017
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A photo of John has been found by Anderson. Who're the other people in the picture?
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- Part 2 of The Guide's Entries On One John Watson
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Questione di fiordi by SakiJune
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
20 Nov 2013
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Slartibartfast vorrebbe effettuare, in fase di lavorazione, una piccola modifica alla copia del Pianeta Terra.
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- Italiano
- Words:
- 217
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 70
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Welcome Distractions by Jarenth (elpsycongruent)
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
17 Oct 2012
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"Doing the coastlines was always my favourite. Used to have endless fun doing all the little fiddly bits round fjords."
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Friends do things together.
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A Week In The Life Of A Simian Bibliophile by Virtuella
Fandoms: Discworld, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, The Neverending Story, Thursday Next - Jasper Fforde, Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding, Bible - Fandom, Lord of the Rings - Fandom, Star Trek, Pride and Prejudice
19 Oct 2010
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L-Space: The final frontier. These are the adventures of the individual formerly called Dr Horace Worblehat, now simply known as The Librarian, his relentless mission to explore strange new shelves, to seek out new volumes and new cataloguing systems, and to boldly go where no ape has gone before.