9 Works in Stalker Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII)
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  TagsSummaryCloud is a renowned organist who starts receiving little paper swans in the mail...then at work. They start out harmless, but get weird fast, and the police won't help because the stalker hasn't actually threatened him or shown his face, so Cloud's very hot friend puts his foot down and hires Cloud a bodyguard. Maybe that'll scare the stalker off. Or Beefa Bodyguard AU where Tifa protects Cloud from Sephiroth so Cloud can spend his time staring into Zack's big puppy eyes or practicing. 
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  TagsSummaryCloud’s eyes are blown wide and are shiny with tears—Zack’s heart aches from the sight—and he wishes he could reach out to comfort him, but he doesn’t want to cake his friends face with his crimson blood. He also doesn’t want to admit to himself that he doesn’t think he has the strength to lift his head any higher, let alone his arm. Cloud continues to stare at him like a deer caught in headlights, and Zack laughs raggedly. “Am I that pretty with blood on me?” Series- Part 1 of Tongue Tied
 
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  TagsSummary“tell me this isn’t your first kiss,” zack murmurs scratchily. his hand's loosely curled over cloud's inner thigh, thumb scraping against the underside of his skirt. “oops,” cloud breathes. cloud has two things: a stalker and an awful attitude. unfortunately zack's working overtime to make sure cloud has him, too. alternatively: adore, from cloud's pov. Series- Part 2 of adore
 
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  TagsSummary“i dunno.” cloud glances sidelong at his wrist, swallowed up by zack’s big hand. “maybe i like the attention.” zack’s mouth goes dry. cloud flits his eyes back up to zack’s, devious. “that shouldn’t be a problem for you, though, since you’re not jealous.” zack babysits a drunk guy at a party and is immediately infatuated. cloud wants nothing to do with him, until he does. Series- Part 1 of adore
 
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  Self-Care 101 by ToastedCatBreadFandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)28 Nov 2022 TagsSummaryThat was the start of it all: seeing Cloud collapse from his own carelessness and weakness irritated him beyond all belief. “When was the last ime you ate before now?” Sephiroth asked, his tone deceptively pleasant. 
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  Creepin' Up On You by Yoshimara_ShadowborneFandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII13 Jun 2022 TagsSummaryIf this was how the Great General Sephiroth reacted to a mere glance of a photograph, what would meeting this fine creation in the flesh be like? 
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  Christopher's Curious Crossover Catastrophe [COMPLETE] by MasterOfMemez96Fandoms: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon, Joshua and the Promised Land (2004), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Metal Gear, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), Fantastic Four (Comicverse), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Blues Brothers (Movies), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Movies), Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, Final Fantasy IX, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, IT - Stephen King, Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015), Final Fantasy V, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Persona 5, Batman - All Media Types, Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Series), Xenoblade Chronicles, Zoolander (Movies), Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979), Doctor Strange (2016), Back to the Future (Movies), Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Real-Time Fandub Games, Despicable Me (Movies), The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, The Simpsons, National Treasure (Movies)22 Apr 2021 TagsSummaryI had to read The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time back in high school, and I thought it was a really good book. So, naturally, I had to ruin it by making a stupid, terrible crackfic where nothing makes sense and everyone is stupid and a homicidal maniac. Also nobody actually dies, and the story gets more and more nonsensical as it goes on, and I have no clue what's happening anymore. Please, please, PLEASE don't take any of this seriously, it's just for the lols. 
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  TagsSummaryAeris is given two choices when she dies; does she want to be a vengeful ghost (in which case, they can offer a whole range of courses on gliding around corners just ahead of someone, lurking malevolently until they look in your direction, weirdly petty inconsequential pranks) or an aspirational one (how to look serene and beautiful when ethereal and translucent). Aeris chooses neither. Modern au where Aerith reincarnates as an adorable puppy, matchmakes Cloud and Tifa, and gets revenge on her murderer. 
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  Happy birthday, ya mopey sh!*@ by YanderePuppetFandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII12 Aug 2017 TagsSummaryIt's Cloud's birthday. Happy birthday to him, from literally everyone I could fit. 
