16 Works in Stede Bonnet's Legs
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[Podfic] One foot in sea, and one on shore by petrichorca by cheesecake3 for petrichorca
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Jun 2025
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Two years before meeting each other as Blackbeard and the Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet have an impassioned one night stand after connecting in a Barbados tavern.
Featuring hot toddies and even hotter Stiddies, this extended hookup explores unexpected tender feelings, the mutability of identity, and buttholes.
This is a podfic of One foot in sea, and one on shore by petrichorca for the OFMD Craft Fair.
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- Part 18 of Cheesecake3's Podfics
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Podfic of Scrub-a-Dub by ghostalservice and gayjeris by Baby_kraken for ghostalservice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Nov 2024
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Stede's offer to be the parent chaperone for the school car wash is... not exactly what he expects.
(Meanwhile Ed's brain is entirely sirens and lights that flash the color of Stede's shorts)
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Edward Teach is bored senseless and fed up of being alone. Despite his best friend's attempts to put him off, he applies to be on the TV show Naked Attraction in the hopes of finding love.
Stede Bonnet is also about to get naked on television, thanks to his friend Lucius jokingly sending in an application on his behalf. With his ex-wife's words in his head ("All we have is this one life."), Stede decides to go through with it anyway. Maybe his Prince Charming would be waiting on the outside of that yellow box?
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Stede's offer to be the parent chaperone for the school car wash is... not exactly what he expects.
(Meanwhile Ed's brain is entirely sirens and lights that flash the color of Stede's shorts)
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- Part 1 of Lis's AUgust 2024 Art Collabs!
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Photographer Ed Teach is bored out of his skull, until he books a shoot with leg model and former Olympian Stede Bonnet. The man is both hot and fascinating.
Written for OFMD JanuAUry 1/18 for the prompts Olympic and photographer.
If you saw me post this a day early by mistake, no you didn't.
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While scraping together money for a new ship, Stede indulges in a few pairs of silk stockings to wear secretly under his clothes; the sensory experience makes him feel less unmoored as he searches for the most wanted man in the Caribbean.
Following their reunion, Ed and Stede are reconnecting but trying to take it slow—until the night of Calypso’s Birthday, when Ed discovers Stede’s secret stockings. Ed shows Stede just how much he likes them and Stede.
AKA: a profile of Stede Bonnet’s preferred sensory experiences.
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- Part 8 of missing scenes (in timeline order)
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Soon after their moonlit kiss, Stede gets a leg cramp in the middle of the night. Ed helps him feel better.
(Speculative fic; set shortly after events of season 2 episode 5 “The Curse of the Seafaring Life.”)
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- Part 5 of missing scenes (in timeline order)
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Ed can't get the delivery guy and the built body out of his head.
He comes up with a ridiculous plan to keep him coming back.
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- Part 1 of AU-gust Tales
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podfic of "Special Handling" by petrichorca by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Aug 2023
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Ed retires to a tree-lined neighborhood far from his old life to start a new one. He gets a big, tender, horny crush on his local mail carrier. Are the feelings mutual? (You betcha.)
Written for AUgust, Day 1 prompt: Mail Carrier.
Rated M for language and horny thoughts in POV.
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Ed retires to a tree-lined neighborhood far from his old life to start a new one. He gets a big, tender, horny crush on his local mail carrier. Are the feelings mutual? (You betcha.)
Written for AUgust, Day 1 prompt: Mail Carrier.
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- Part 7 of OFMD AU prompts
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Two years before meeting each other as Blackbeard and the Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet have an impassioned one night stand after connecting in a Barbados tavern.
Featuring hot toddies and even hotter Stiddies, this extended hookup explores unexpected tender feelings, the mutability of identity, and buttholes.
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- Part 5 of Pez's pre-canon gentlebeard stories
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Podfic for “in for a penny” by petrichorca by SierraJaneSims
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Jun 2023
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Stede Bonnet is wrongfully imprisoned in a Barbados drunk tank. His cellmate is a handsome stranger who wants to kiss him. Then they get out of jail and someone gets railed!
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Newly out and single, Stede Bonnet is living but not really vibing. One day his friend Lucius invites him to a BDSM masquerade where he meets a mysterious stranger. Unbeknownst to Ed or anyone else, Stede is wearing a vibrating butt plug and things go a bit haywire.
Ed wears a dress. Stede wears a corset AND a remote-controlled vibrating butt plug. This is messy and fun and porny and full of feelings. YOU’RE WELCOME.
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Stede Bonnet is wrongfully imprisoned in a Barbados drunk tank. His cellmate is a handsome stranger who wants to kiss him. Then they get out of jail and someone gets railed!
Another pre-canon story of mine where Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach bone earlier in life, because they deserve it. I don't make the rules. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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- Part 3 of Pez's pre-canon gentlebeard stories
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Self-doubting aristocrat Stede Bonnet encounters a mysterious stranger during a party on a ship. Edward Teach, pirate captain, crashes the party pretending to be a gentleman. They absolutely bone.
AU where they meet in their late twenties/early thirties because, I ask you, why should they have to wait so long?
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- Part 2 of Pez's pre-canon gentlebeard stories
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Twenty year old Stede Bonnet, his head in the clouds, meets a pirate. Edward Teach robs a gentleman.
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- Part 1 of Pez's pre-canon gentlebeard stories