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The Story of Kara El-Ze by External
Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015), Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
16 Nov 2025
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Kara El-Ze arrives at the fortress of solitude In a dying Kryptonian Fighter. After being stuck in the phantom zone for 25 years her cells have absorbed the Radiation from the Phantom Zone. So she is not blessed with Sols Gifts like Kal-El. Challenging Kal at every turn Kara starts forging a path for herself while being faithful to Rao and House and protecting those she loves.
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Batman was Bruce Wayne. Clark felt delirious at the discovery, felt as if he was invading more than his privacy. They shared the same heart, the same steady pulse.
There was only one way to be sure.
// in which, bruce stalks a strange reporter who might expose his secret. meanwhile, clark stalks batman by tuning into his heartbeat, and decides that it's fun seeing batman so agitated.
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The Man Behind It All - A SuperBat Story by azulyra_moon
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Alternate Universe - DCU - Fandom
13 Oct 2025
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The Wayne family was predominantly successful in many ways; being strong, healthy, and all absolutely handsome from a supposedly upstanding background with no means for mistakes, weakness, or forgiveness. “Having flaws or petty arguments puts a target on your back. Fix it, keep quiet, or die,” said their very blunt but importantly, hypocritical father. So, masks stayed on, even within the Wayne Manor.
To the protégé’s in the Wayne family— the Kryptonian, Man of Steel, Boy-Scout, Big Blue, or simply ‘Supes’ was known an associate of the Justice League that their father tolerated. Little do they know it is all complicated than that behind closed doors with Bruce’s relationship with the strongest man on earth. Yet, two fights occur, and someone died. In the end, will love fix all?
Easy intro: After a rough introduction and even failing mending relationship between World’s Finest, a member of the Wayne family passes away. Clark Kent, now having a wavering heart of gold, feels a inclination to help hand to the family despite the never-ending rocky road relationship between him and with the Dark Knight, also known as Bruce Wayne, the playboy multi-billionaire, AKA his miscommunicated ex-fling once upon a time.
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Clark receives a call from Conner about Lex
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Congrats! It's ectoplasm! by Vett_I_can
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Danny thought that after 8 years he finally had the hang of being High King of the Infinite Realms, but after an Observant brought to his attention yet another urgent matter for him to solve, he was not so sure anymore.
Cue Danny in full gremling mode cruising through tearing down every Lazarus Pit in existence and meeting some new people along the way.
In full Danny Phantom luck, something goes completely side-ways and he finds himself with an unexpected surprise and a whole lot more of responsibility.Series
- Part 1 of Ecto-surprises are the best surprises
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To New Beginnings by DeanDiAngelo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
30 Sep 2025
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Edward Elric makes a deal with the Truth. Truth isn't an asshole for once.
The team ends up getting a new member, and Fullmetal is his name. Shit explodes. Action, adventure, and team bonding happens. Wallace West gets to meet another science enthusiast.
Edward Elric gets a New family.
Rated T for blood, violence and language.
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Seven Minutes in Heaven by kitsu_kitkat for Miss_Nomer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
21 Sep 2025
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Clark was a man at the altar who sang his name like a prayer, then turned around and forgot about his uttered devotions.
And Bruce was a man with a knife stuck deep in his gut, who thrust it back in to make himself bleed.
It wasn't all that different indeed.
Aka. What do you do when the nicest guy around hates only you?
For Superbat Week 2025
Day 2: It's not what it looks like
Fake/Pretend Relationship | Trope Reversal | Culture ShockSeries
- Part 2 of Kit's Superbat Week 2025 fics
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Clark learns that Lex is with child
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Kara Danvers is a cutthroat attorney and the strongest Alpha in the world. She has all that she could ever want except a mate and her own family. When Krypton exploded, she thought her soulmate was gone forever.
What if her soulmate was closer than she thought?
What if her own family was within arm reach but she to do a little extra work to put them together?She is everything she is because they loved her!
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Second Chances by Nory_Gail
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Young Justice - All Media Types
14 Jul 2025
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Clark stared at Bruce. Batman stared back.
“We need to talk.”
Bio Parent Month Day 23: Substitution, Discovery
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- Part 101 of Maribat Multitude
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After Your Heart Was Already So Broken by Funnyluna12343
Fandoms: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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It was already one of the worst days of his life. Billy wasn't sure it could get any worse than that.
Too bad for Billy that on this same day, Lex Luthor realized who he was and decided Billy was his best bet at getting information on the JL.
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Kryptonians have soulmates - genetic matches that their bodies identity upon meeting them. Kara meets hers, and it's not who she expects, especially since she didn't expect anyone after Krypton exploded.
Lena meets the woman of her dreams, but has no idea how to go about dating her.
Enjoy lovestruck Kara and socially awkward Lena learning to love each other the way Rao intended. Some angst, but it's negligible, mostly Clark's fault.
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A Dish Best Served Cold by FallingStarlight (MorbidRobin), MorbidRobin
Fandoms: Injustice: Gods Among Us, Batman: Death in the Family (Movie 2020), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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Let the world save itself for once.
In his darkest hour, it was another him from a different universe or timeline who saved the day.
Not the JL nor the humans he had tried so hard to save all this time.
Morals don't mean shit if it means he has to sacrifice his family.
Clark Kent of this universe would forever claim amnesia to the event even when being put under Wonder Woman's lasso.AKA:
Superman pulls a John Wick and hunts the Joker in different universes. And kidnaps the Red Hood.
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I'm still salty about the time Superman yeeted himself into the sun rather than just retire!Series
- Part 2 of Morality Is A Privilege
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The long road of how starting a fight with superman over clone parenting eventually lead to Danny Phantom become God by NPC_Emi
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
17 Jan 2025
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The title basically says it all. But honestly, it all starts with a Dani starting support group for her fellow clones and just snowballs.
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- Part 5 of Dimension 141603051309-multiverse-A0316
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Kara’s spent her entire life doing what other people expected of her – her entire being evolved around pleasing others: Her father, her mother, her brother… Everything in her life was about what others wanted from her.
In simple terms, Kara is tired.
What would happen if she did one thing for herself? One thing that involved kryptonite green eyes, raven black hair, and pale, pale skin?
Kara El, once a proud and pristine bethgr, is banished from Krypton on the eve of its destruction. She finds herself on Earth with a broken family that wants her, a brother who she can barely even look in the eyes, and a growing fascination with a young CEO that had grabbed at the strings of her heart before she could even realize what happened.
Can she find her way through her duplicitous life, or will she be lost within the demons of her past and the looming threats that appear on the horizon?
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He's Likes a Boys by Mili_8a
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DC Extended Universe
10 Jan 2025
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He likes a boy
I'm not a boy
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Lex Luthor has a secret: he’s attracted to men. A secret that only a few people know. Mercy is proud to be part of that exclusive group. So close to her boss and utterly fascinated by him, yet it’s a shame she can’t go further with him. After all, Lex Luthor likes boys, and Mercy Graves is not a boy. -
The Parents of Nightwing the Boy Wonder by Firefly026
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Aug 2024
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Nightwing’s heritage, parents, past, and everything in between had been brought up numerous times among members of the league, new and old. But at the end of the day, none dared to ask him about it. One thing Barry knew for sure is that none of THEM were the kid’s mentor. That didn't stop any of the Founders from indulging in wishful thinking and ill-advised lies, while letting Bart's imagination run wild.
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- Part 15 of Red Hood "is the 1st Robin" AU
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Operation: Proposal by gracevine
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics)
12 Aug 2024
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“Is there anything else you can do?”
Tim huffs. “No. Unless I get married, I have to wait. But that can't happen anyway.”
Pause. Hm?
“Wait,” Kon says, “married? What do you mean?”
“It's kind of complicated. There's a loophole to be found where, if I married someone above the age of eighteen, they'd be able to hold the title of CEO for me until I become of age and am eligible to take it back."
Kon shuffles a little, moving Tim off his chest to look at him with wide eyes. “That's perfect, isn't it?”
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TL;DR: Tim says he can't in good conscience pull Kon into a political marriage. Kon says that he's being ridiculous, and shoves them into one regardless.
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“What is this place?” He demands, trying not to let fear seep into his voice. “What do you want with me?” Kon-El blinks, then recites, as though from memory:
“This is the satellite base of operations of Kal-El of Krypton. These are my quarters. I am Kon-El, a hybrid clone of Superman and Lex Luthor. You are Timothy Drake, third robin of the Batman of Gotham. And you are my concubine,” He finishes, his gaze unwavering, like a dare. Tim’s lungs stop working.