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The Blaze's Dream by RancherCyn for RancherAvery
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
09 Dec 2025
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Tango dreams of settling down, and finds his chosen family in unexpected places. A low-stakes, high fantasy, hopefully-mostly-fluff-no-promises-though-I'm-writing-without-a-plan Ranchers fic! Inspired in part by Legends and Lattes by Travis Baldree! I have DND classes for everyone, so just ask! (Lord, tags are a MESS.)
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Play us like Pawns by PolactNight
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
06 Dec 2025
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-”..ian….rian! GRIAN!” The yell jolted Grian awake. The first thing he realized was that everything was black. His eyes were squeezed shut from the pressure he could feel throughout his body. The darkness pressed in all around him along with the weightlessness of falling. “GRIAN!” the voice called again.
Or, Martyn inspired me to make a BNHA/Traffic Light Crossover.
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Nightmares Keep Me Awake by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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“What are you doing?” Scar questions, “I’m trying to finish this enclosure of my zoo.”
“I can’t sleep.” Grain mumbles into Scar’s back.
“Oh.” Scar says, understanding in his voice, “Are you having nightmares again?”
Grian nods into Scar’s back, silently answering him.
“Do you want me to sleep with you?” Scar asks, "Would that help?”
Grain nods again.
or, Grian has nightmares about the watchers and drags hermits into his nest to help him sleep/5 times Grian drags someone into his nest +1 times someone dragged him into his nest.
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- Part 5 of Captain Blue's 5+1 fics
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Opposites attract by Fern_and_Kai
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Nov 2025
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"Are you ready" Mumbo asked, his eyes locked on Grian's void ones
"As ready as a parrot disguised as a snow owl could be" Grian replied, giving a flap of their wings to solidify that fact to their boyfriend, who gave a small chuckle as he pulled out his phone.
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Or in which a hero hotguy falls in love with a very mentally broken villain who would love to just watch the heroes burn and to keep their friends safe.
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Grian is not shipped with every single hermit in this fic, and some hermits are in relationships with more than Grian, but that would take too long to tag- -
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Bdubs is flying over Joel’s base area on his way to the shopping district to check his shops.
As he flies something unnaturaly green catches his eye.
He looks down and sees Joel.
The tanuki must be working on something based on the few shulkers placed in the grass next to him.
Bdubs is about to light a new rocket when he realizes Joel's not moving.
It does not even look like he’s standing.
Bdubs sighs.
He probably should check on the horse killer.
Bdubs glides down, snapping his elytra closed and landing in the grass.
He looks over where Joel was and sees him.
He’s laying in the grass, unmoving, chest down, head to the side.
or, Joel passes out sick, and Bdusb finds him and takes care of him.
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- Part 22 of Blue's Hermit A Day May 2025
- Part 46 of Blue's rairpairs fics
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Cherry Vanilla by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Nov 2025
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Hermitcraft season 10 is ending soon and Lizzie is there for a visit.
She spends the day touring around by her husband's side, gushing about all the work he and the other hermit have put into their bases.
As the day drew closer to the end, she went and ate dinner with Joel and some of his closer friends like Grian and Gem.
After their meal, Lizzie and Joel go back to Joel’s base to watch a movie and spend some time together, just them.
or, Jizzie fluff
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- Part 5 of Jizzie/Joel & Lizzie fics
- Part 72 of kissing prompt fics 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 331
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
- Hits:
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Not ANOTHER love triangle by Nubrain
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
13 Nov 2025
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Impulse isn't sure if he can handle working as a barista but at least he gets to work with his bestie Tango. The only problem is that he is a massive shipper thanks to his sister Gem ruining him on BL/yaoi manga.
He notices how excited Tango gets to see one of the regulars each day. The regular, Jimmy was an office intern and was often sent on coffee runs. Impulse could work with that, whether Tango wanted him to or not.
Meanwhile Skizz’s love life is cursed. Every relationship he has ever had ended with him as the short end of a love triangle. He totally wasn’t bitter about it either. He was just going to focus on his career and not dating.
Only the new barista at his favorite cafe is just so cute and fun to talk to. He definitely didn’t start going there twice a day just to see him. Who told you that? Impulse just made the coffee really good.
Then he hears Jimmy, talking about the cutest barista at the cafe and how he thinks the barista might have a thing for him too. Skizz realizes he’s in another love triangle because objectively Impulse is the cutest. Jimmy couldn’t be talking about anyone else.
Or: Skizzlepulse and Ranchers being gay idiots and me getting to be silly
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This is too much. (When I wanted a repeat I never wanted you here) by Blulowy
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
05 Nov 2025
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Joel would never admit, not even to his lovely wife, just how much he enjoyed the thrill of the chase, the smell of blood, or how he wouldn’t mind going into one of those games again.
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Joel was excited for Last life until he realised that this time watchers dragged Lizzie into the game.Series
- Part 3 of Dried flowers AU
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Mumbo and Scar have been best friends since Minecraftia's downfall 6 years ago. They follow a program called the "Minecraftian Program." Assigned to Team Red, they explore the mysterious planet of Planet X. Where the Hermits (hybrids. half human, half animals) roam. They were initially sent to take Avatars (Disguising themselves as Hermits), learn about them and how to survive the planet, then wipe out the dangerous Hermits and rebuild their civilization. That was until they discovered, maybe they aren't as dangerous as they seem. Who's telling the truth? How will they protect? and will they save Planet X, or rebuild Minecraftia?
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- Part 1 of Hermit AU's
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Welcome, We’re Here to Haunt by Lovewriting143 for pluvium (semperpluvial)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
18 Oct 2025
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Gem and Joel have nowhere to stay after the last life series, Wild Life. Joel’s a winner, but that doesn’t mean he’s rich. They need a place to stop before they can head back to Hermitcraft, and there’s not much around London that comes cheap. They spend the night in a strange hotel.
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Someone should call the Guinness Book of World Records, because Scott was about three days into the world’s longest panic attack.
Jimmy had been missing for about three days, and Scott didn't think he'd properly taken a breath since Day One.
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AKA: Jimmy goes missingSeries
- Part 15 of Whumptober 2025
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Joel had never been hit by a truck, but he was pretty sure it felt like how he was currently feeling.
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AKA: Tanuki Joel has a very bad timeSeries
- Part 13 of Whumptober 2025
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The sick glare by Captain_Blue for Sp1d3rs4r3Sc4ry
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Oct 2025
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Bdubs lays in his bed in his base, feeling like a truck hit him.
He groans, covering his eyes, the little bit of sunlight coming through his blinds too much.
He grabs a tissue off his nightstand, blowing his nose in it before throwing it into the trash can at his side.
The glare hybrid has been laying in bed all morning like this.
He roles his head to the side to the sound of someone knocking on his door.
“Come in.” he croaks, coughing.
Two heads pop in, Joel, tanuki ears lowers in curiosity and concern, and Lizzie, her cat ears perked in attention, “We heard you we're not feeling good.” Lizzie says, “How are you?”
or, Joel and Lizzie take care of a sick Bdubs
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- Part 8 of August rarepair 2025
- Part 33 of Blue's rairpairs fics
- Part 62 of kissing prompt fics 2025
- Part 15 of CB's sickfics
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Metamorphosis by Cinnamon_Innit (CinnamonCrimson)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 Sep 2025
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The biological process in which something undergoes extreme transformations.
In a world of superheroes and villains, Grian lives in a small apartment. He makes more than enough money and prefers his tight schedule of coffee, work, going home, taking care of his cats, sleeping, and then repeating the cycle. He's brilliant and works as a department lead under Cub Goodtimes.
Boatem, a villainous group, has started making more appearances recently, and Grian has to learn to work around them, disrupting his daily routine.
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Etho has face piercings
That's it, that's the tweet
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Cross server homocide investigation by TheV1brantJ3stwe
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP
02 Sep 2025
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It's the annual Hermitcraft and life series group vacation! This time they have 2 special guest along with them, BigB and Martyn! However despite all the happiness and joy. Their vacation is interrupted by the death of a peer
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The Dawn of Tommorow (Life Series/Hermitcraft Fantasy Au) by CKWells
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Sep 2025
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Fantasy/Medival Life series and hermitcraft fic Each chapter alternates between my listener oc/the watchers and the characters down on the land. Yes this fic used to be titled the red means I love you but I felt like I didn't want to write a song fic cause I also wanted to make it longer than all the verses in the song. Sorry if that is confusing. I hope you enjoy!
Leave a comment if you like!The world is in shambles with the people on the world beginning to fight against the watchers goddly tyranny. The hermits and lifers going on various fantasy adventures that eventually become one big plot line.
Refrences To Other Smps (This doesn't include hermitcraft or life series, cause those are the fandoms this fic is for)
Chapter 5-Martyn Inthelittlewood Vtuber Lore Reference
Chapter 7-Reference to Evo Smp
Chapter 13-Fwhip Empires Season 2 Reference
Chapter 15-Joel Smallishbeans Empires Season 2 Reference
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and i don't think i'll last another night by PandoraRxse
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
01 Sep 2025
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Since coming back from Wild Life, Gem is still haunted by the session two Wild Card. She thought the feeling, the compulsion would go away when she respawned on Hermitcraft, but the problem just kept getting bigger and bigger until it threatened to swallow her whole.
[Title from "Calling After Me"]
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- Part 8 of Agere Works
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Pining For You by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Aug 2025
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When the avians around him, his heart will do these funny little swoops.
He’s always catching himself looking Jimmy’s way whenever the avian is not looking at him.
When he’s on a server with Jimmy, he tries not to think too much about the little crush, trying (struggling) to accept that Jimmy would never love him back.
But when he’s not on a server with Jimmy, he catches himself day dreaming about the avian, running his hands through the avian’s wings, making him coffee and blueberry pancakes (his favorite) for breakfast, waking up to those warm brown eyes and fluffy yellow hair every morning.
Joel sighs.
He pulls himself out of bed, no point in daydreaming about the impossible when there are things to be built.
After all, a city won't build itself.
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Jimmy feels giddy.
Xiusma let him visit Hermitcraft for the next two days.
He can’t wait to visit his friends, see his cousin (no matter how much he is anyways him), and he gets to see Joel!
or, just Jimmy and Joel pining each other.
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- Part 2 of Blue - smallidarity week 2025
- Part 2 of smallidarity/ Jimmy & Joel fics
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"People at their core, their hard 0s and 1s, their absolute nucleus of their being—their soul, will always find each other" by ZappyHyperfixates
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Aug 2025
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He doesn’t know why he made the statue
Then again, he wasn’t sure why he dreamed of a pink haired woman. He spoke to her, and jumped between random events as if he was walking through memories. But every single one, even if it had other people, always had her. He saw her with her kingdom, standing tall above him, with her fin-like tail tapping the ground. Even with the dreams, he couldn’t remember her face. The second he woke up he forgot. And the memories felt messy and random, as if they were a puzzle with missing pieces.
He tried to dig into his brain, trying to think of who that was. It was almost like chasing a ghost.
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Or, Joel sees dreams of someone from his past that he doesn't Remember. Someone odd arrives on Hermitcraft, with something weird happening to them. They seem to know something.