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    Techno himself was known by many names, not that either of them knew that. They never stayed around people long enough to hear the rumors. He was known as Merciless, the Blade, the Blood God, etc. Niki was known as Ruthless, the Gun, Blood Goddess, etc.
    No one dared to cross them.

    OR Techno and Niki are living their “best” life during the zombie apocalypse, but then silly little Wilbur and Tommy show up and life gets even better!

    Language:
    English
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    16,830
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    66
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    27
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    7
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    When Tommy and Kristin move to a new city shorty before christmas, they don't expect to find friendship and maybe even family in two strangers. Philza and Techno on the other Hand don't expect kindness while living on the streets. But somehow their paths cross, and maybe the magic of christmas is still real.
    A Christmas advents calendar story.

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    English
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    2,853
    Chapters:
    3/24
    Comments:
    11
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    10
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    40
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    What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?

    One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.

    TL;DR
    Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences.

    Language:
    English
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    10,478
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    2,229
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    Techno isn't quite eight years old when the world ends. He doesn't know how, or why. Stranded in the middle of the forest with his brother and father, his family's existence becomes one of survival. With the end of civilization as he knows it, some things are no longer unacceptable.
    Techno won't notice the darkness encroaching until it's too late.

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    English
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    1/?
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    Peering out the window, Tommy gawked at the snow dancing through the air. Everything was white; the trees, the ground, even the window pain was frosted over with a thin layer of ice. Spinning around, he grinned at Tubbo. “You thinking what I’m thinking?
    Toby, who was already pulling on his boots, smirked back. “Snowball fight!”

    or, there's a snow day for the DSMP.

    Language:
    English
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    722
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    18
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    When the #1 hero’s sidekick is kidnapped, what will happen when he is treated better than he was with Dream?

    What will happen when he reunites with old friends?

    Aka- CHILD SOLDIER TOMMY >:D

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    English
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    2,578
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    240
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    Quackity lost everything he knows and cares about. Having to deal with his emotions, making sure he doesn’t lose him self in the process.

    Phil is a detective who have retired but soon gives up in the case, Techo now stepping up into taking over of finding the missing people.

    Tommy and Tubbo try to find where is Tubbo is from, and having to deal Phil in the process.

    (Do not support)
    Wilbur sad and angry with being rejected

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    English
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    8,913
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    798
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    BUGNOBLADE !! Oh, and cowboy philza. Heh. Also this is gonna get real fucky wucky soon. ALSO SO SORRY FOR IT BEING A WIP IM JUST BUSY

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    After fleeing his abusive husband with his young son in tow, Quackity arrives in the remote town of Snowchester with one goal: survive. He finds an unlikely safe harbor in Technoblade, the town's reclusive lumberjack, who values his solitude above all else.

    A deal is struck: protection for a place to stay. It's supposed to be temporary. But as a harsh winter sets in and the shadows of the past creep closer, their arrangement of convenience starts to feel a lot less like a contract and a lot more like a family.

    Language:
    English
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    27,756
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,563
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    “What is your problem?”
    Techno flinches away from Wilbur’s harsh tone. He can’t breathe for a second, petrified by fear.
    “Wh- what?” he gets out, shaky and thin and terrified.
    “I asked you what your problem is.” Wilbur folds his arms, scowling. “You keep ignoring me when I try to talk to you, you go out of your way to not interact with me, why do you keep doing that?”
    Because Wilbur is everything Techno never got to be. Because Wilbur got to grow up safe and happy. Because Wilbur doesn’t know what it’s like.

    READ THE TAGS AND CONTENT WARNINGS.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    70
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    Months of isolation and torture in Pandora’s Vault leave Dream’s mind cracking as his memories vanish - including memories of the Revival Book. But Quackity isn’t one to take any loss without some gain, and Dream is taken back to Las Nevadas.

    Months later, Technoblade has the unfortunate pleasure of meeting what’s left of Dream.

    (not that his old rival even knows that name anymore)

    *
    guard dog au + syndicate dream and rivalsduo

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90,277
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    677
    Kudos:
    1,560
    Bookmarks:
    145
    Hits:
    35,798
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    He groaned, sitting up in the cold white powder— the snow; he was sitting on snow…

    Limbo didn’t have snow.

    Wilbur was decidedly not in Limbo anymore.

    -

    Wherein Wilbur takes Ghostbur on the train when he gets revived and ends up a decade or so in the past. Now with his DIY therapy, a traumatised not-ghost ghost, and his past child self, he’s going to make sure history doesn’t repeat itself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,382
    Chapters:
    7/18
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    317
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    After finding out Techno has never consumed any alcohol, his friends Phil and Niki decide to fix that by hitting a bar with him after work. Techno agrees, because it sounds like a good time. And it is, until something unfortunate happens at the end of the night.

    Language:
    English
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    6,264
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    283
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    A swedish translation of Passerine by thcscus (blujamas) / En svensk översättning av Passerine av thcscus (blujamas)

    "Jag förstår. Du hörde att platsen du älskade var i fara, så du kom tillbaka, men jag—jag förstår inte—varför tog du inte med mig?" Här var det nu till slut. Katarsis, eller åtminstone något i närheten av det. Jag skulle ha jagat dem med dig, Philza, människorna som gjorde det till din stad. Jag skulle ha gett dig hämnden på ett silverfat. Jag skulle ha gett dig världen."

    Philza såg inte skyldig ut. Bara trött. "Men jag jagade dem inte."

    //

    Eller, berättelsen där Techno och Phil är gamla odödliga, och Tommy och Wilbur är definitivt... inte det.

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    Svenska
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    1,725
    Chapters:
    1/7
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    11
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    310
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    12
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    Tras la muerte de Quackity, Wilbur está seguro de que su dicho “rival” aún se encuentra vivo en algún lugar, en una nueva zona que nadie del DSMP ha descubierto ni tampoco escuchado. Su única pista es un comunicador roto y viejo que fue dejado atrás después de la explosión que provocó la dicha muerte y última vida canónica de Quackity de Las Nevadas.

    ¿Acaso será correcto el presentimiento de Wilbur? Ó ¿Acaso él solamente se encuentra en negación tras un año completo de búsqueda por aquel joven?

    Mientras Wilbur se encuentra ocupado en su búsqueda con la ayuda de su hermano menor (Tommy), un nuevo héroe ha llegado a Karmaland, escondiendo su rostro detrás de una máscara para olvidar errores pasados y la razón de porque está pagando el karma como todos los héroes dentro de aquel pero grande pueblo.

    Nuevas y anteriores relaciones saldrán a flote como en el pasado, pero, ¿En verdad él está lista para pagar por ellas?

    Language:
    Español
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    6,869
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    14
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    203
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    Actions speak more than a thousand words,
    But when we're talking about Technoblade and Quackity, they manage to make those blend. Actions and words having meanings so unique to each other in the most confusing ways. Are they fighting or flirting? Who knows.

    Or, originally

    A polite apology letter leaded to a reply. This reply sounded more like a arrogant threat. That leaded to an not so polite reply... Yeah. Technoblade and Quackity don't know how to start any type of conversarion without starting something stupid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,276
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3,738
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    Glitch|oc| she was born in a circus that made her go mad, and had to fight tooth and nail in order to survive including making deals with the devil.

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    English
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    2,375
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    1
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    13
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    Tommy wakes up in the ruins with no name, no memories, and no powers—just fire in his lungs and ash in his mouth. The world is loud and wrong, bandits circling, nightmares clinging to him even in the daylight.

    The city remembers a monster called Blazeborn, a villain whispered about in fear.
    Tommy doesn’t.

    The heroes who save him—Philza, Techno, and Wilbur—see only a half-starved, terrified fifteen-year-old boy. They bring him into their home, fold him into their found-family warmth, and try to stitch him back together.

    But Tommy’s memories aren’t gone. They’re waiting.
    And when they come back, so will the fire.

    (Or: A 300k word hurt/comfort epic about memory, power, and the boy who might be a hero—or the world’s greatest villain.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,085
    Chapters:
    12/70
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,564
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    “They-” Techno grits out, “They keep telling me to find this kid, Tommy they’re calling him.”

    Phil frowns, leaning against the fridge and squinting past the dark, waiting for his eyes to adjust, “Is it… a metaphor or something?”

    “Definitely not,” the pink haired hybrid winces, “They keep saying i-”

    TECHNOFORGET!
    TECHNOFORGOT!
    HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!
    HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

     “-That I forgot him or something.”

     

    (Where Tommy is a street kid with the power of being forgotten, and Technoblade’s a villain who’s voices never let him forget.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    666

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