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    Techno hates kids, and he really hates orphans. Especially orphans that steal his stuff. Stuff that he spent hours gathering and meticulously crafting. Everyone knows this.

    It’s not his fault that one of them managed to find the loophole. The kid’s just perfectly little brother-shaped. Sue him. But Techno’s not about to go around saying that. He has a reputation to uphold after all.

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    my collection of bedrock bros drabbles i wrote for a moot battle on twitter a while back that i like enough to post here :)

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    “It means,” Techno drawled, “that if you’re switching to the good guys, I may as well switch to the other guys.” The avian’s eyes widened. “My soul focus will be to destroy your delightful commission.”

    “You wouldn’t dare,” Phil stiffened.

    Techno gave a manic grin, baring teeth. A crow squawked.

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    Or, where tommy is a year 11 student/vigilante, techno is his english teacher/villain and both are too stubborn to let others do as they wish

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    “We’re a small crew of four. We work under Essempi as contractors for cargo movement and protection, though, sometimes we do more than that. The ship gets knocked around a ton due to our line of work and it’s getting harder to ignore the difficulties that come with it. What I was thinking was that maybe … you would be interested in coming on as a crew member. We’d pay for any equipment or parts that you need along with providing boarding and food plus commission.” Phil’s voice raised to a higher cadence out of nervousness.

    Phil’s sitting there, squirming in his seat as if that wasn’t the best deal Technoblade had ever heard.

    In which Phil runs a space crew in desperate need of a technician.

    (title from car seat headrest :3)

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    Technoblade gave up assassinhood, but when Dream vanishes, he's left to uncover what happened before it's too late. As he searches for answers at the restaurant where Dream worked, Techno can't help but notice something's off about its owners, and the ghost inside its walls.

    *note: characters based off of those in the dsmp, not of real people

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    After Wilbur's tragic passing, the matter of Tommy's custody is a mess. Phil can't care for him anymore, and foster care wasn't exactly an option, but thankfully, Dream steps up and offers to adopt him.

    At first, Tommy thinks he's been given a second chance at family, another shot at happiness. It sours just as quickly. He spends years hiding bruises and isolated, completely hopeless. He sees no way out of Dream's grasp.

    Salvation arrives in the form of Technoblade, an old, long-term friend of the family who he'd fallen out of contact with. He refuses to look away, to ignore the red flags in the way Tommy flinches, or the half-covered black eyes and split lips. It's hard, to undo years of abuse and manipulation, but he's always been stubborn.

    Technoblade becomes his only hope for freedom, but things aren't that simple.

    It's only so long until Tommy finally snaps.

     

    [ Or : After Wilbur passes away, Tommy is adopted by Dream. He spends years suffering at his hands, until an old family friend, Technoblade, moves in next door, and becomes his only solace. But Tommy can only endure it for so long. ]

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    And like that I was torn out and thrown in the sky
    And I said all my prayers because surely I'll die
    As I crashed down and smashed into earth, into dirt

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    Tommy’s life is repetitive by nature, starting with sleep and ending with sleep. Yet even the simplest thing had faded away and he appears half dead in the world of one of his god damn favorite books.

    OR: transmigration/reincarnation AU but with midasduo

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    The boy (because that’s only what he was, not a king, or a leader, or even a man, but a boy.) stood, lifting the crown from his head and throwing it carelessly onto the throne behind him.

    “He cursed me too, killed my father, and made me king.

    “Why?”

    “I dreamed.”

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    “Mister Stark!” He definitely doesn’t squeak out. He sounded as manly as possible.

    “So this guy is actually in cahoots with some other big bads, I’m going to ask you to hand over any evidence you have so we can down on the entire operation.” Technoblade tells him.

    Oh prime Iron Man wants to team up with him. Holy chips.

    “Right!” Tommy says, and then webs out the goober from the very distracted goon. “It’s supposed to be on this thing!”

    “Huh.” The multi billionaire goes. And a tiny little mechanical helping’s hand grabs the goober and puts it in a usb port?

    That’s. A thing.

    “Alright, thanks for that, see you later!” The man goes, and then flies off.

    Tommy watches him disappear.

    “Oh that’s rough,” The random goon says, sounding sympathetic. “He totally duped you!”

    Spiderman MCU adaptation but Bedrockbro's style and a 1000% funnier.

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    “Who are you?” Tommy growls, literally growls.

    “Uh, Santa Claus?” the man’s eyes dart frantically, bouncing off the walls.

    “Your nametag, letter for letter, says ‘Technoblade, Robber Number Seventeen’. I'm having a hard time believing you right now, Santa Claus.”

    Tommy raises his eyebrows. ‘Santa Claus’ raises his higher. And they have a staring contest for god knows how long, his eyeballs might as well turn into floor soup, whatever that is.

     

    or, Tommy's parents tend to forget to celebrate Christmas. But then, on a certain Christmas Eve, Santa Claus who is definitely not just some random robber arrives through his chimney a couple hours early.

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    Techno just wanted to rob someone's house. He didn't think he'd be coming home with a child deprived of parental affection.

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    A stranger Tommy absolutely does not give a fuck about passes by. They're both minding their own businesses.

    Scratch that, he was minding his own business. But said stranger is wearing a prehistoric cape. Tommy almost gouged his eyes out, stuck a finger in his irises or something, just to prove he was seeing things.

    However, it's as true as the fact that the world won't end in 2010.

    “Hey!” Tommy calls out. “Where'd you get your cape?”

    The stranger looks at him funny, and Tommy can't blame him. “Uh, from my coat rack?"

     

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    Time Traveler Tommy meets Immortal God Technoblade

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #24: 'Time Traveller & Immortal'
    with bedrockbros!

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    “You can talk?” he asks the bird, which from an outsider's view would certainly seem absurd.

    “Well, we are having a conversation right now. Of course, I can talk,” the sparrow chirps out a chuckle. “What's your name? They know me as Thomas around here. But I prefer it when they call me Tommy.”

    “Tommy. Hi. I'm..uh- Father told me not to tell anyone what my name is.”

    “Is your Father here? No, he isn't. Come on now, don't be a humdrum."

     

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    wherein Techno is a lost prince and Tommy is a bird who becomes his friend

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #14: 'Horseback riding'
    Platonic Flufftober prompt #31: 'Any prompt of your choice'
    with bedrockbros!

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    Theseus hates Protesilaus’ guts. He wants to rip that guy apart with his bare hands, twist every single one of his organs and chuck it out a window and pray it lands on some other supervillain’s head like the good, responsible superhero he is.

    But there's this problem, a huge fucking problem at that. All Protesilaus does is mock him, taunt him over his choice of alias because he apparently likes reading Greek mythology in his free time.

    Theseus thinks it's stupid, because no matter how much he wants to annihilate the villain, Protesilaus always seems to be a hundred steps ahead of him.

     

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    Theseus sees Protesilaus as his enemy. Tommy sees Techno as his best friend. That's that.

     

    Prompt: superhero AU

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    All he wanted was to live a quiet life in solitude, however, when he accidentally met a boy who was being bullied, he wasn't sure if he could live like this anymore. 
     

    Or; Technoblades is vampire and meets feral Tommy; who unexpectedly became attached to that boy.
    (REMAKE)

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    The pig snorts and puts up a hoof. This is weird. This is very very weird. An animal isn’t supposed to understand what he’s doing. That’s not what his teachers at school taught him at all!

    “Are you real?” Tommy asks in a whisper-like voice.

    “Why wouldn’t I be?” the pig replies. The pig replies.

    The kid screams in terror, and the birds flock at the sound of his yelling.

     

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    The title is literally the summary of this fic. Tommy befriends a "pig", and Techno gets a granola bar.

     

    Prompt: Human character A unknowingly befriends a deity in disguise (Character B)

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    Techno bites into his burger. He gags. “Tommy, what is in this?” he asks in a dangerous tone.

    Tommy shrugs. “Oh, it's nothing. Just pickles and mustard.” Ah, after all, he isn't called a hellspawn for nothing.

    “This should be a sin,” Techno complains, and Tommy honestly agrees. “Why isn't this in the Book of Commandments? Bruh.”

    “I don't know, tell that to Philza Minecraft, maybe he could add it in,” Tommy suggests.

     

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    Tommy, a menace of a demon, attack angels Techno and Philza with mustard.

     

    Prompt: Angels and Demons AU

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    Something bumps into him, knocking all the wind out of his lungs. There is a child currently hugging him, although their height is half of his own, they're clutching onto him tightly and effortlessly. Wait. He recognises this child. He had loved this child, he had failed this child, he had lost this child.

    “Tommy?” Techno manages to croak out, voice itching his bloodsoaked throat. He runs his fingers through the kid’s sunbeam strands, something he couldn't do often back..there. He is quite unsure whether he is in a dream or not. The verge of his cognizance, wishful thinking, remorseful lamentation.

    “Hi,” Tommy tilts his head to look him in the eye. “I missed you! Phil said you wouldn't be back until tomorrow. You came back early for me, didn't you?”

    “..Where did I go?”

    “What do you mean? You literally left three days ago because you made a bet with Niki that you could find a polar bear nearby. You haven't forgotten, have you?”

     

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    After his execution, Techno spends his time in limbo. Except his limbo is his childhood town where he had lived with Tommy, Niki, and Phil.

     

    Prompt: canon era slash playing with canon.

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    Tommy didn’t think he’d ever escape exile, but sometimes kicking your abuser in the stomach can prove to be successful for escape.

     

    Tommy escapes exile and ends up somewhere unexpected

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    The funny part is that he absolutely knows Protesilaus’ identity. Literally nobody in this side of town has pink hair. Is it natural? He doesn’t know. Is it a wig? He doesn’t know either. All he knows is that a senior of his, that one guy Technoblade who always falls asleep in class has the same pink hair as that of Protesilaus’. In conclusion? Yep. Same person. He hopes he’s not wrong or this will be awkward.

    “Hi, Techno,” Tommy greets, waving at Protesilaus who seemed utterly confused.

    “Uhhh,” the hero drawls. “Who? Who’s that? Heh? Definitely not me. Nope,” he rushes to Tommy’s side as Cyberknife glares impatiently. “Kid, you need to get outta here.”

    “If I leave, you are going to die a terrible death,” Tommy deadpans.

    “What? No I’m not? I’m literally winning,” Techno says underneath his breath. “But don’t tell him that.”

     

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    Superhero AU except Tommy is a civilian who knows exactly what to do, and Techno is the hero who needs to go to bed.

     

    Prompt: BAMF!character, bonus points for superhero AU

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    But Tommy didn’t mind the mystery.

    In fact, it only fueled his creativity.

    Tommy would photograph the intricate details of the crumbling architecture, while Techno would compose original scores inspired by those very images.

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    tommy and techno meet in an old theatre and creative the film of the year

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    Tommy had just eyed a nearby bus stop station when he accidentally bumped into some guy minding his own business. But this guy was completely out of it; he wasn't even looking for shelter, he was just staring straight at the eye of the storm. This man..this man wasn't a sane person at all. And oh, the good citizen that Tommy is. He screams directly into this crazy man’s ear.

    “IT'S. FUCKING. RAINING. DICKHEAD,” he shouts.

    The stranger stumbles backwards, gazing at the blond as if he had just awoken him from his hundred-year slumber. “Who the heck are you?”

    “A person with empathy is who I am,” Tommy answers. “Why the fuck are you still out here? Is your brain fucking working? You're getting soaked!”

     

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    Tommy and Techno seeking refuge from a storm, what will they do? (Definitely not think about arson)

     

    Prompt: Hiding from the rain with a stranger, which lead to a new friendship

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