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    Technoblade became aware of his surroundings with a snap. One moment, he was in bed. The other, he stood with his armour donned, sword unsheathed and utter chaos happening on the streets around him.

    He just hoped he wasn't responsible for causing all that rubble and fire. The weird beasts were definitely not his fault, that much was certain.

    There was a decision to be made there: to join the fight, on either side, or to go back home. Except that those streets weren't ones Techno could recognize beyond the fact that they were, most likely, located somewhere in Japan.

    Far from home, that.

    or: hey lookie techno's in hosu!

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    He wants to kill Dream, wants to be the one, to see him breathe out his last puff of air on the end of his blade. He wants to have the confirmation that he’s dead and he wants the one to have the honour to be him and not someone else.

    unofficial sequel of anonymous_eggz's fic standing in the yard dressed like a kid because it was really good

    title; the dead come talking by roe kapara

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    The world is made of four continents -- the Americas, Asia, Africa, and Europe -- and Technoblade is gonna conquer it all. Too bad the server lagged and he reconnected somewhere else. Fire Nation, Water Tribe, Earth Kingdom, and Air Temples are pretty much the same thing, right? It's fine...

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    Family seems like a weaker bond. It all falls apart.

    Only with Techno had Philza felt truly secure with familial ties. Wilbur was a difficult kid (emphasis on "DIFFICULT"). Tommy had too much moxie and was too easily led (mostly by Wilbur).

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    Three stories about Philza and his three sons, progressing chronologically.

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    (friend-safe-bright) speaks up again, voice faded as Techno drifts back into sleep.

    “Phil, they messed up his wings really badly. Do you think… Will he ever be able to fly?”

    A heavy pause. Techno yawns.

    “..I don’t know.”


    “And she was always cold towards bats, too, and could not bear them; and yet I think a bat is as friendly a bird as there is.” — Mark Twain

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    "Although, maybe you're right and it's not worth it, I..." The guy didn't have time to finish, as Tommy jumped out of the corner.

    "What!? No! You're not going anywhere, bitch!" He snorted, crossing his arms over his chest, his tail swaying tensely from side to side.

    The demon didn't understand for a moment why they were so shocked, before realizing that, fuck, he walked in front of them, and he was a demon, and he revealed himself, idiot.

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    A demon boy tries to drive out an annoying tenant from his apartment, but fails and accidentally becomes attached to him.

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    He waits for Tommy to do something horrible like let out a damning scream, or something arguably less horrible like attempting to shove Techno off the balcony only to find out that he is, indeed, an untouchable spirit.

    Instead, Tommy does something that has never been done before. He staggers.

    “You're a robber,” Tommy whispers.

    Techno stares at him, confuzzled. “Um, no. See, I'm not real. Watch this. I'm going to disappear in three, two, one..”

    Techno passes through the wall, Tommy blinks as he does so, missing the moment completely, rather fortunately, because seeing a presumed thief dissipate through your walls is a one-way ticket to self-registering at the asylum.

    “Holy fuck,” Tommy says underneath his breath. “Those shrooms I took were real.”

     

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    Techno is a ghost haunting Tommy's college dormitory. Things spiral. (Techno was a student from the Georgian Era, and Tommy is bad at Minecraft.)

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #17: 'Haunted College Dorm'
    with bedrockbros!

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    Techno hums suspiciously. “Okay, old man. How do I know you're not a felon?”

    “Me? A felon?” Phil chuckles. “I don't even know where I am.”

    Techno frowns at him. “You’re in a field. A field is an area of open land, especially one planted with crops or pasture-”

    “I know what fields are, mate,” Phil snorts. “I just don't know how I ended up here.”

     

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    c!Phil gets isekai'd into Minecraft. His best friend is there too..except he is a child.

     

    Prompt: Crossover/Isekai

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    On the lawn, he sees his brother reading a book with the same silence he has always held when Tommy isn’t bothering him. Like a psychopath, he does not care about the weather, too hot or too cold or warm enough to etch his skin.

    “Oi, bitch!” Tommy calls, walking down the porch, basket swinging from his grasp. “Whatcha doing?”

    “Reading,” Techno responds plainly. “As if it wasn’t obvious enough.”

    Tommy rolls his eyes and plops down beside him. “Dad told me to harvest some plums. Come with me. That isn’t a request, it’s an order.”

     

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    A day in the life of a family that lives in the prairies.

     

    Prompt: prairie life

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    Techno bites into his burger. He gags. “Tommy, what is in this?” he asks in a dangerous tone.

    Tommy shrugs. “Oh, it's nothing. Just pickles and mustard.” Ah, after all, he isn't called a hellspawn for nothing.

    “This should be a sin,” Techno complains, and Tommy honestly agrees. “Why isn't this in the Book of Commandments? Bruh.”

    “I don't know, tell that to Philza Minecraft, maybe he could add it in,” Tommy suggests.

     

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    Tommy, a menace of a demon, attack angels Techno and Philza with mustard.

     

    Prompt: Angels and Demons AU

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    He's the most clueless he's ever been. About his best friends and his mother and his father and his brother.

    Truthfully, Tommy didn't know a lot of things. Not anymore. Not since he left for university.

    But there is one thing he does know—he is coming home.

     

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    Tommy comes back to his hometown after being away for six years. He hopes things are still the same between him and his friends and family.

     

    Prompt: "Where have you been?"

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    “If you were gonna rob me, you should’ve at least tried doing it properly,” someone mutters from behind him, voice unamused.

    Tommy clears his throat and turns to face who he presumes to be the house owner. “I am not real.”

    “Take your existential crisis elsewhere,” the stranger cough the person who’s probably going to have him arrested cough says.

     

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    Tommy robs a mysterious stranger. Techno feeds this thieving kid suspicious stew. That's it that's the fic. (how is that Just The Fic)

     

    Prompt: Thief AU

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    Techno had always hoped that he would pass when he was old. With a loving family, children, a wife, etc. He wasn't expecting it to happen only weeks after he turned 23. He wasn't expecting to actually be able to say goodbye to his best friends. Not in life anyways. In afterlife.

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    THIS IS AN ACTUAL STORY!!! Sort of a cross between real life and Dream SMP. Yes, this is about Technoblade.

    Rest in Peace Technoblade
    June 1, 1999 - June, 2022

    This story is a sort of tribute to Technoblade.
    My current way of coping without crying my eyes out is through reading as well as writing. I hope this short oneshot will help some people through this. I as FairClarity, am not in any way shape or form, trying to be insensitive or trying to get people to read my story for clout. This is a sort of coping mechanism. I like to get my thoughts out and written or typed out, these are my thoughts at the moment. This story is a tie between Dream SMP and real life. Mostly because I felt it was right and I have SBI brainrot. I will also say I have no idea what Techno's family is like, hence the reason Techno can't see their faces. I hope you enjoy and one final thing...

    FUCK CANCER!

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    Dream is editing. Wilbur wants to cuddle and nap. They compromise.
    Then, Dream struggles with a bit of pain and Wilbur helps him with it.

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    Tubbo is a vigilante known as Apis.
    Desperate for a job, he begins to work at the Heroes tower, right underneath the hero Corvus (Philza). Who just so happens to be his nemesis's dad.

    A fic where we walk along the typical path of "vigilante works for the heroes au" but this time... there's a dark and sinister twist that awaits you. Always remember that things are never what they seem.

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    Fundy, on the other hand, appeared to be conflicted, filled with questions that he expected to be answered. "How did I get here, grandpa?"

    "Well, uh, maybe you were thinking about me, you know, as my grandson?" He was struggling with this, even with his years of experience, but this server... everything was always so unpredictable, especially its people.

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    On the edge of a conflict between the Blood God and Las Nevadas, there is an unexpected visit.

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    Technoblade wants it to be known he did not choose to do this through free will. He was forcefully made to be outside and partake in "socializing" whatever the hell that means.
    He was also forced to wear an atrocious outfit but he can't even go into that.
    Now he has to deal with the worst person in the world (aka his twin brother Wilbur) while also trying to hide from everyone he knows. Guess getting spooked by seeing people you know in public is in the holiday spirit so Happy Halloween.

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    disappointment child, black sheep, a hopeless drunk

    wilbur soot has heard them all.

    and they are true.

    at least in the eyes of his father and brother.

    but why are they always right, why do they bother to care, only when it starts bothering them?

    wilbur alone, will never be enough for them.

    so he takes a drive, and tommy gives his input.

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    Technoblade sits one night and writes his will, from the whereabouts of his treasures, to goodbyes and well wishes to friends and once enemies.

    He writes his last words, in case he isn’t there to say them in person.

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    In which Ranboo can't see he shouldn't apologize for just existing around someone else. But fortunately, Phil and Techno are there for him.

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