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When Technoblade's twin sister is assassinated five days before her wedding to King Cassius, his parents come up with the perfect solution: to send him instead.
The only problem is, Techno isn't a girl.
Technically he's not a boy, either. Deformity, the physicians had told his parents when he was born. Both boy and girl, yet neither.
He was raised a secret, his shameful existence hidden from everyone. And now, he is perfectly suited to step into his sister's place.Read the tags and content warnings.
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He wakes up in the morning light, still curled on the kitchen floor, hot and shivering.
The brand is hot again, hot and swollen. Techno reaches around to touch it, but it’s not burning- it’s not- It’s sticky with pus and blood, which Techno knows to be a bad thing. He’s seen other gladiators with infected wounds- his almost never were, because Cassius didn’t want him weakened. But he knows what infection looks like, what it does to a person, the smell of it.
Techno lets his head fall back against the cabinet and doesn’t get up. He doesn’t see a reason.ai-less whumptober day 31
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- Part 31 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 7 of carry the world
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“This is Cyrena,” their father says. His expression is oddly pinched. “She’s come to… to perform a ritual to help you both prepare for Wilbur’s departure.”
Techno swallows, nervousness prickling through their bond. His, mostly. Wilbur squeezes his hand reassuringly.
They kneel side-by-side, staring at the woman, confusion and anxiety flowing between them. She begins to speak, in a language Techno doesn’t understand. And then-
Pain rips through Techno’s chest. He chokes, gripping at it, it hurts so much-
Beside him, Wilbur flinches, opening his mouth in confusion.
Techno screams as the bond is prised out of his heart, the horrible burning world-shaking pain sending him toppling into blackness.ai-less whumptober day 27
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- Part 27 of ruby's whumptober 2025
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A door creaks behind him. Techno goes silent, dropping his head and flattening his wings like a good little pet.
It’s a good thing he did, because it’s the master’s laugh behind him, the master’s thick fingers dragging through his hair. “Good boy,” he murmurs roughly. “You’ll be good, right?”
Techno doesn’t move, knowing he’s not supposed to.
The other avian makes a harsh clicking sound. “Get your filthy hands off him,” he hisses.
“I think you’re very mistaken as to who’s in charge here.” The master tangles his fingers in Techno’s hair, tugging harshly. “Here’s what’s going to happen. Tonight, I’m having a little gathering. You’re going to entertain my guests. You’ll sing, or…” He tugs Techno’s hair again.ai-less whumptober day 25
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- Part 25 of ruby's whumptober 2025
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now i'm third in the line-up to your lord and your savior by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
23 Oct 2025
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Cassius laughs. A harsh, ugly sound that makes Techno’s skin crawl. “Why would I let you go when you can be so useful to me?” He leans closer, the stink of cigarette smoke on his breath. “And you can. Be useful to me. No one has ever broken into my compound before.”
“I’m sorry,” Techno whimpers. “I’m sorry, I just wanted my brother back, we’ll leave you alone-”
“Oh, don’t be like that, kid.” Cassius runs a rough, thick hand through his hair. Techno shudders under the touch. “You’ll come around. But first… well, I can’t go givin’ people the idea that it’s okay to break in, you know? So there will have to be consequences.”
“Please.” Techno nearly sobs- does, at the sight of the knife and the glowing-hot thing Cassius takes from someone behind him. “Please, please, don’t-”
“Don’t struggle, kid. It’ll be over soon.”ai-less whumptober day 23
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- Part 23 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 1 of orange juice
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but it made you a stranger (it filled you with anger) by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Oct 2025
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“So,” Techno says without turning around. “You finally caught up with me.”
“The boss doesn’t like deserters.”
Wilbur’s voice is easily recognizable- they’re twins, how could he not know him?- yet low, growling. Angry.
Techno stares straight ahead, into the darkness. The hair on the back of his neck stands up- having his back to the enemy goes against all his instincts. But this is not an enemy- this is Wilbur.
And Wilbur is going to kill him.
And maybe Techno is ready to die.ai-less whumptober day 22
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- Part 22 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 2 of orange juice
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Techno probably should've waited for Phil before entering a sealed temple, but he didn't. Now he has voices in his head and a blind god to help. He should've waited...
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- Part 16 of Whumptober 2025
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To our most distant and inhuman Emperor,
We have the creature you call your son.
Magic must be purged from these lands. We must be rid of the unnatural plague.
If you comply with our demands we will return the Prince alive.
If within one week you have not publicly demonstrated a good-faith effort
we will bring you his body.ai-less whumptober day 13
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- Part 13 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 10 of i know a land called the land of the living
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i'm in my own little nightmare, a dream i'm doomed to repeat by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Little Nightmares (Video Games)
11 Oct 2025
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Every night, when he falls asleep, Technoblade has nightmares.
Techno dreamed about a man with no face- with a face like dripping candle wax- wearing a huge jacket and a kind of hat like a fisherman wears, drenched in water. He dreamed he was in a boat, on a rolling ocean, in the dark with the strange man. He dreamed he was trapped in a tiny cage in a giant room that swayed like a sailing ship, curled up and hiding from a figure with skin sloughing off its skull and long long long arms.
He couldn’t wake up.ai-less whumptober day 11
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- Part 11 of ruby's whumptober 2025
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Techno's family wasn't supposed to get involved with any of this... so tell him why he came home with his father nearly dead and his bother missing, taken? The association lied to him... and now he needed to find his brother before it was too late.
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- Part 8 of Whumptober 2025
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Chains rattle. There’s a pair of heavy cuffs around Phil’s wrists, making it nearly impossible to lift his hands. He’s in… a basement, or a cell of some kind, he thinks.
Techno’s there. Phil still can’t feel his magic, but he’s there, chained to the opposite wall. Blood trickling down the side of his face from a deep gash at his hairline.
“T-” Phil’s voice breaks, throat raw. “Techno,” he rasps. “Wake up.”ai-less whumptober day 5
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- Part 5 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 2 of little miracles
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always, i'll wait (i'll be the light that you can't make) by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
10 Sep 2025
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They’re in a laboratory of some sort, or maybe a training facility, considering the children on the other side of the glass wall are running through familiar military training drills.
It’s not the fact that they’re children that makes Phil’s heart skip a beat.
It’s that one of them has mouse-brown hair pulled into a neat braid; has narrow shoulders and curled fists and bright eyes in a familiar face still round with baby fat.
“No.” Phil takes a step back before he’s realized what he’s doing, before he’s fully processed what he’s seeing. “No.”Series
- Part 3 of emeraldduo scifi au
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Everything is too much all the time, and it hurts and Techno doesn’t know how to not be the thing that they all made him into.
Cassius is in prison, for a very long time. It’s over. It should be over.
It doesn’t feel like it’s over.
He wants to die. He can’t bear it anymore and he wants it over and he wants to die so he doesn’t have to feel this pain anymore.or, READ THE TAGS AND CONTENT WARNINGS
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- Part 5 of so different from this hell i lived in
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Techno was five in 1936. He moved to England with his widowed mother and when he was six he met the man who would become his father, RAF Phil Craft. With a new brother, what happens to the family when a war breaks out? Where does that leave Techno in this mess that was now his life?
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- Part 3 of Fic Fight Season Four!
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Techno hates sitting here, listening to police and doctors and everyone talk about what Cassius did to him. What other people did to him. He’s found himself slipping into blankness more and more often, letting his mind go distant from the courtroom. Only coming back to himself when Phil’s feathers lightly brush his arm.
Phil tries not to listen. He does not want to hear this, he doesn’t want to be privy to the horrors Techno not only hadn’t told him about, but had asked him to not listen to, when he talked to the police.
Phil can’t do anything but sit there and listen while Techno describes details. Which foster parent touched him. How they touched him. If it was just touch (not that the contact was ever ‘just’ that), or if there was an assault as well.or, READ THE TAGS AND CONTENT WARNINGS
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- Part 4 of so different from this hell i lived in
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‘Till I remembered someone’s kid is dead by averystressedcrow for sipuli
Fandoms: Dream SMP
02 Aug 2025
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The shack stood alone, cold and mostly untouched for many weeks. It's owner hadn't returned- couldn't return now- and so there had been no need to light a fire to bring heat or provide light. But still, it was cared for. The plants had not become overgrown, the animals had remained happy and fed, all the doing of two angry, grieving people unwilling to let go.
Or: Technoblade learns that it’s okay to grieve
Prompt: “Stop trying to be so strong all the time. You don’t have to”
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Techno trusts one person more than anyone else in the world. When he needs help to get a sexual heat cycle over with quickly, he trusts Phil to help him out. Phil can help without making it weird. Or so he thinks.
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- Part 4 of Angst fics
- Part 5 of Kinktober stories I wrote
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Techno's, like... Powerless.
Yup.
He's living in a world of heroes, villains and whatnot while he's... Powerless. Not a single ability, nothing.
Yeah, he's stronger than most. Sure. He's still got nothing to do if a random villain strucks lightning in his chest.
Not on. In. Inside it.
But he lives in the most protected city around, so he really doesn't have much problems. His brothers tease him and dad's overprotective, sure, but it's not that big of an issue.
The bigger issue are the voices inside his head that whisper weird stuff to him ever since his 9th birthday, that his father doesn't know about, that his brothers have no idea exist.
The voices that act like they're real people, that are constant spectators and know even things that can't be in his subconscious.
Chat, he's called them.
Oh, chat'll be the death of him someday.
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- Part 1 of Techno's foster child adventures
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Ten years, four months, and sixteen days.
That’s how long it’s been since Techno was kidnapped.
It doesn’t feel real anymore. Techno doesn’t feel real anymore. Like this has always been a family of four, like he never existed at all.
Phil stares at the photograph on his desk, the bright smile frozen in time, and he feels like his heart’s going to burst.
Today is Techno’s birthday. He would’ve been nineteen.
Because he- he’s dead now, right? He has to be. They wouldn’t have kept him for ten years, they would’ve let him go by now. Someone would’ve found him. -
The other (better) world by Fluffy_Chan06
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Jun 2025
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Techno blinked the purple mist away from his vision, the portal always messed with his head but not normally this much. He shook his head, trying to clear his mind faster. He heard Phil stumble slightly as he also arrived, his cane struggling to hold him up at the sudden weight. Techno robbed his eyes before opening them once he was less dizzy. He looked around blinking a few more times to make sure his mind wasn’t still wonky from the portal.
Instead of the red hot, rocky terrain and dangerous place they called the nether, the pair appears to be in some kind of throne room, the room covered in icy blues and sparkly golds. Two thrones sitting at the end of the long room, the thrones themself being the same gold and icy blue the room is covered in.
Techno looks beside him to see Phil being as shocked as he felt. He stepped closer to his best friend, his hand instinctively inches to his sword as he eyes the room around them. The pair jumped as they heard footsteps, a loud sound in the silence that the pair dissolved into.~~~~
AKA The au where Dsmp!Techno & Phil finally get hugs and stop repressing their instints with a little help of altgernate verisons of themselves