That's grounds for divorce
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Coffee incovinces. by Elven_author for Winterserra
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
18 Sep 2025
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When Luis wakes up to find Leon gone and the coffee missing. He doesn't realize what exactly he's forgetting.
Nothing.
Luis walks around the downstairs in hopes of finding some sort of clue to where Leon went. However, nothing gives way to where Leon could've gone. Luis lets out a soft sigh before walking into the kitchen - even if his boyfriend isn’t home, he’ll at least have his first love - caffeine.
Or not.
On the coffee maker written on a bright yellow post-it note are three simple words “no coffee allowed”.
Um, what?
Luis blinks at the note, a laugh forcing its way up from his throat at the sheer audacity of the blonde agent. Luis shakes his head and reaches up into the cabinet to grab the coffee grounds. He peels open the container only to find it empty save for another note that reads ‘I’m serious Luis. You’re not allowed to make coffee this morning. I took the grounds with me, love you.”
It’s times like these Luis wishes gay marriage would hurry up and be legalized. So that way, he can divorce Leon.
“Gilipollas.” Luis mutters as he tosses the coffee container onto the counter. “Fine, I can’t make coffee - I’ll just go buy some.”