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“What is amusing, peasant, is that you seem to have convinced yourself that I captured you because I believe you to possess some useful intelligence for my campaign.”
Guillermo struggled to keep his voice even. “Is there some other reason I’m missing?"
Nandor gave Guillermo a smile that could easily have been mistaken for sincere. Under different circumstances, the way his eyes crinkled might even have been endearing. But as it was, the smile chilled Guillermo to the bone. “Can you really think of no other use I might have for you?”
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When Guillermo hears that the Al-Qolnidarian army is coming to invade his home, he's ready to fight, even if it means certain death. Then he catches the eye of Nandor the Relentless - and neither of them is prepared for the consequences.
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After Guillermo confides in Nandor that he’s been turned, Nandor acts rashly and runs to the Djinn. His wish doesn’t go as planned, however, and now Nandor has to deal with the aftermath.
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What Could Have Happened In The Shadows by DodgyBagel13
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 May 2025
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It's in the name: this is what COULD have happened, starting from the end of season three, but Guillermo is not going to end up in a coffin with oreos and pedialyte this time...
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A couple of old friends stop by the vampire house for a visit.
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- Part 6 of Holu
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What does Nandor truly want?
A re-write of 4x06 The Wedding.
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Nandor wishes to be able to drink from his familiar Guillermo, but without turning him into a vampire. The Djinn makes his wish come true, but maybe not in the way Nandor expected.
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- Part 16 of Kinktober 2024
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Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair by sistermichael for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Oct 2024
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San Francisco, 1967. It’s the Summer of Love and between the hippies, the Vietnam draft, and whatever the hell is going wrong with the sourdough, Guillermo de la Cruz is burning through a LOT of saint candles. The last thing he needs is a tall, handsome, and very weird hippie showing up to place a certain cake order...
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Written for the non-denominational summer celebrational fandom gift exchangional extravaganza 2023 (and finally updating again in late 2024, oops) -
You Have Bewitched Me, Fangs and Blood by seaandsky
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 May 2024
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“And what do you propose as an alternative, then, slayer? In order to win someone’s affections?”
Is he serious?! Guillermo could not believe Nandor had the nerve to ask him for courting advice in front of everyone, only hours after insulting him to the Djinn. Was this Nandor’s idea of a joke? Some sick game he was playing?
Well, Guillermo was more than happy to play along.
He looked Nandor right in the eyes, keeping his tone light and airy. “Dancing,” he said. “Even if your partner is the last donut in the display cabinet.”
Nandor’s eyes widened and his mouth fell open, his fangs poking out comically. For a few moments, Guillermo let himself enjoy Nandor’s stunned expression. Then he turned on his heel and walked away, not bothering to hide the smug smile on his face.
***On indefinite hiatus***
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Instead, in that dream world, time flattened and became meaningless. Space warped as the Djinn peeked between the planes of reality. He simultaneously sat on the leather couch in Staten Island and also perched on his director’s chair in the dream, where Nandor scrambled to decorate six dozen cupcakes for baby Colin Robinson’s bake sale. The Djinn still smelled rosewater and cardamom even as he reoriented himself in the present, waking world.
Nandor flips through channels. Guillermo would prefer a Gilmore Girls marathon to whatever this is. The Djinn is entertained.
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Wishes work even when you don’t think them through, and now Nandor must cope with the consequences: modern suburban life.
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Nandor the Relentess still cannot find someone to share his life with.
For all his centuries of Immortality, he still has no one to show for it.
So, finally taking action after yet another relationship fails him, Nandor uses his last wish, and the results are surprising...
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after finding out Guillermo's a vampire, Nandor, hellbent on killing him decides to go after his former familiar.
except something goes wrong...deathly wrong..
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When Nandor says something off the cuff, he wasn't expecting there to be consequences! Especially not to harm his dear Guillermo
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- Part 4 of Febuwhump 2024
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if you hold me without hurting me by pixie90smom
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Jan 2024
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Nandor has one last wish. This time, he won't regret using it.
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Nandor uses his last wish to give up immortality and spend the rest of his life with Guillermo.
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Scavenger Hunt by twentyfourblackbirds
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
26 Dec 2023
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A witcher's work never ends. Guillermo goes on a hunt for gear upgrades, taking contracts and slaying monsters along the way. Nandor goes on an infinity-life crisis.
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- Part 2 of What Witchers Do in the Shadows
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When Guillermo accidentally summons The Djinn again, he wishes for Nandor to be human for one day. As it turns out, they have amazing chemistry as humans.
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Whatever You Wish For You Keep by IKeepForgettingMyLines
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
29 Oct 2023
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Nandor the Relentless has been trapped serving as ward to Lilith and Simon the Devious since the death of his friend and mentor, The Baron, years ago. Long gone are the nights of leading the Vampiric Council and peaceful meetings with friends - his time is now spent accomplishing whatever excruciating tasks have been given to him by his captors.
Years of cruelty and unjust punishment have left Nandor feeling hopeless, doomed to live a tortured and lonely existence for all eternity. Could a chance meeting in the woods with a handsome stranger be just the push he needs to finally escape their clutches for good?
Could all of his wishes for a better life finally come true?
CINDERELLA AU!
(NOTE: On hiatus but is only missing the epilogue! I plan to return eventually)
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Nandor wishes to enjoy human food again. Things go a little wrong, but he's not complaining about it.
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[Podfic] Another Round by roseszain for curlofacalyx (takonomz)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Aug 2023
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“I wish I had someone to talk to who understood any of this,” Guillermo complains, slouching into a chair. “Working for a—I don’t know, legend? Myth? Who follows his next whim without any real plan and ignores most of my advice! Which is very good, by the way, and focused on him not dying for real. And then the ingratitude on top of that or not seeing everything I do… ugh.” Guillermo covers his face with his hands. “I mean, who could understand.”
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Guillermo makes a wish in front of the Djinn. Izzy Hands visits 2022 Staten Island.
Podfic of Another Round by sweatervest.
Fic length: 1k
Podfic length: 0:13:06
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- Part 2 of [Podfic] Our Flag Means Shadows
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What If Immortality Made You Stupid by Fighting4Fandoms
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Aug 2023
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Nandor doesn't always have the best ideas.
The Djinn shouldn't grant wishes when the wisher is drunk on blood liquor.