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• More oneshots but it's a separate book for all of the joke ones by Fuckyolawndotcom

  Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, The Railway Series - W. Awdry  

  • General Audiences
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  10 Nov 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Major Character Death
  • Thomas (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Percy (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • The Fat Controller (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • James (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Troublesome Trucks (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Henry (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Duke (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Sir Handel (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Peter Sam (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Donald Trump
  • Yibberton (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Edward (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Gordon (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Alec Baldwin
  • The Granola Man
  • Freddy Fazbear
  • The Fast Controller
  • Toby (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • James' Ghost (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Billy (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Gustav the German Railgun (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Duck (Thomas the Tank Engine)
  • Universal Destruction
  • James Dies
  • And Thomas is perfectly complacent in the plan to defenestrate him
  • Thomas also dies
  • People are probably gonna die a lot in this
  • Weird dreams
  • But it's in the story instead of real life this time
  • also featuring a dog a witch and a wooden railway duck
  • Duke literally destroys America
  • Then acts like nothing happened
  • United States hate propaganda
  • By that I mean stereotypes of Americans (and Donald Trump)
  • The Burgersome Trucks
  • Explosion
  • Christianity
  • but like in the worst way possible - Freeform
  • More Yibberton content because he is my life now
  • Glitter
  • Hurricane Utah AND Hurricane West Virginia? What is this?
  • A Shakedown that's what
  • gays
  • Knapford gets FUCKING DESTROYED
  • By a GERMAN RAILGUN
  • HELP I LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON
  • Horrible management
  • twitter.com
  • stations go boom and Thomas dies again (spoilers for chapter 9???)

  Summary

  It's exactly what the title says: a big fat book of jokes. Fun.
  Nothing here is canon to my actual stories because why the fuck would it be this is the worst shit I've ever written

  Series

  • Part 14 of Lawn's Thomas Collection (in Canonical Order)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,344

  Chapters:

  9/?

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  12

  Hits:

  455