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Bosom Companion: A Dating Game by Anonymous for GinaTeeth
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Dec 2025
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Since Tav rejected Astarion on the night of his Ascension, he has been searching for someone to fill the void they left. Whether it be a companion at his side or a romantic partner in his bed, Astarion can’t seem to find someone worthy of his time. In a last-ditch effort to find companionship, he calls upon an old (old) friend for help, who has an unusual idea. A dating game.
(A Choose You Own Adventure for Ascended Astarion. Please read the A/N!)
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- English
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- 2,505
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Random Pantorre fic...but also my fanchildren for them 🥹 by MaskedMahogany
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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Pantalone stresses over his stupid husband's demands for mora.
His daughter, Persephone, seems to be experiencing the same difficulty.
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Pantalone and Persephone deal with Dottore and Calypso's antics!!
oh and Persephone murders a guy
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2016. Brexit's coming, and while the politicians are screaming about sovereignty and the bankers are shitting themselves over market forecasts, the real players are eyeing something more practical.
All those lovely, flexible EU rules that made money laundering - sorry, "international business" - so bloody convenient? About to vanish. The routes that carried everything from Balkan heroin to Russian gold for decades? Suddenly questionable.
Time to carve out new ones.Because when the playground closes, you don't go home.
You build another.
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- English
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The Bells of St Augustine by Davechicken, Shadow_Side
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Dec 2025
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With Inaltus taken care of, and some last-minute shenanigans dealt with, Stede, Ed, Izzy, Lucius and Pete head off to enjoy their long-awaited polymoon in style. When they get home, things finally seem to be going back to normal... until the Bellringers come calling, with an offer the boys can't quite refuse, and a whole raft of new problems along with it.
And that's not even counting the crack-dealing lesbians, the international visitors, or the challenge of trying to plan Jack and Maynard's wedding.
And let's not get started on what Ricky Banes is really up to...
Ask not for whom the bell tolls... because you might just find out!
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- Part 4 of Our Badge Means Justice
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Change is as ever present as the tides. One strong wave, and it could all come crashing down.
After facing the wrath of the Bough Keeper and having to flee Snezhnaya, Childe and Lumine head to Fontaine to mend their wounds and repair their broken esprit de corps. The pair gets thrown into the depths of the Fontainian Court riddled with lust, intrigue, and secrets, while also discovering a plot that shakes the foundation of the Fatui. This, as the looming destiny of the Celestial Nail hangs over them, threatening the family they are fighting to the death to keep.
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- Part 2 of Time, Fate, Flowers
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Sebastian messed around with dark magic and loses himself to voices and darker urges. Garreth helps bring him back.
[A collection of non-linear moments between Sebastian and Garreth that take place before the events of I hold you close (but I want more)]
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- Part 2 of FWB Universe
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Bigger Fish to Fry by dwellingondreams
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
02 Dec 2025
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Jon Arryn, revered and respected Hand of the King, is dead. Though many assume his death to be of natural age, others have suspicions... including his widow, Lady Lysa, who is determined to make up for her strange grief-induced amnesia by being the best damn detective King's Landing has ever seen. With her flair for dramatics, regrettable habit of jumping to wild conclusions, and questionable disregard for law enforcement, what could go wrong? Anything and everything, as it turns out.
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Echos of a Sunflower by mysweetpianoz
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
02 Dec 2025
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Grian was so startled when the Sunflower Striker came up to him. “Oh thank goodness you're okay!” For a second Grian got scared he’d forgotten to detransform. Which made no sense because in what world would a filthy government employee be worried about a super villain's livelihood?
Sunflower must have noticed Grian’s glare because he soon caught himself. “Which is what I say to all the people I save.”
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The Bamboozlers are a trio of magical girls (not all actually girls) and they go up against villains. Little does there leader Sunflower Striker (Scar) know that his biggest enemy Echo (Grian) is actually his in real life boyfriend.
Will try and update every tuesday
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despair (a dick is there) by angeelicdevil for RiverMax05
Fandoms: Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat
02 Dec 2025
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When Auguste gets hard while wrestling Nikandros at Damen and Laurent's wedding, the Kyros starts wondering about his sexuality.
(Or: a crackfic about ace nik with too much wrestling lingo)
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- English
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- 6,668
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Once Upon a Lullaby by Jackythejack
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Anastasia (1997), Russian Royalty RPF
02 Dec 2025
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The year is 1917, and The Russian Revolution is in full swing. With revolutionaries at the door, Anastasia had to leave her palace or face the barrel of a gun. Being the only one of her family to escape, there is now a bounty placed on the head of the last living Romanov. Fleeing to the countryside, she uses what little she can to get as far from St. Petersburg as possible. One day, a confrontation leaves her running into the woods, straight into the arms of one of the most intimidating women she's ever seen, and she's not shy with an axe.
With nowhere else to go, and finding someone who is at least accommodating to her, Anastasia is forced to live with this Huntress for the time being. She's not very sociable and her time alone in the woods has made her hard to approach, but there's something about her that Anastasia can't help but be intrigued by. They say curiosity killed the cat, but maybe she could be the exception...
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Under Endless Starry Skies (ChatFic) by BeeTheSimp
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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Each passenger on the Astral Express is a member in more group chats than they can count, each group containing people and friends from all over the cosmos.
this is those chats.
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A Honkai: Star Rail Crack ChatFic
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No ones in character, Doug is always the favourite who can do no wrong, Seths the awkward middle child, LeAnn is Claire's alone and Meecham is their suffering stepdad and he hasn't known peace since.
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"You've got two good legs. Use them." by APenMadeFullmetal
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
02 Dec 2025
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Harry makes his first friend when he is eight going on nine, in a chance encounter at a butchery.
He reunites with his friend two years later in a magical alleyway, both on their way to a wondrous school of magic.
But, as Harry learns more and more about his new world, his friend becomes stranger and stranger.
Just who is Edward Elric, and what in the world is "Amestris?"
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- Part 1 of Death is but the next great adventure
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[Podfic] Red Braised Rex Lapis by sihai_piaoling by Beria1021
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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As a colder-than-normal winter sweeps through Liyue, a Gnosis-less Zhongli finds himself reacquainted with some lizard habits he has long since forgotten—namely, brumation. It's a good thing he has such great friends to keep an eye on him while he's vulnerable. Right?
Right?
Podfic of Red Braised Rex Lapis by sihai_piaoling.
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When W, OOO, and Fourze teamed up for the first time, they started a Group Chat to keep in touch with one another.
Since then, it had grown into a Group Chat that contains all Riders, with more Riders being added after every big team up.
As you can expect, chaos ensues.
Requests and ideas are open!
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- Part 4 of HSHFTNEP Inspired Stories
- Part 1 of Toku Group Chats
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fuckass kerdsielle crack and 2020 cringe had a baby and its my coping mechanism this is a cry for help (op is fine now trust)
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All Super Sentai teams have their own personal group chat for the members.
There are also Group Chats for specific colors, team positions, and the like for Sentai across different teams.
Here are some of the shenanigans our heroes get into.
Requests and ideas are open!
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- Part 2 of Toku Group Chats
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Your hero? Nah, My Hero! by FlowersForPrinceLotus
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Dec 2025
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Kochou Kumiawase, Quirk: “Fusion” a young teen ready to join UA high school. A person who exists within people’s memory but people don’t remember meeting them. Well they aren’t a villain at-least.
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- English
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- 551
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Dekusquad Groupchat by willgraham123
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Dec 2025
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The dekusquad has their own Group chat and this is what goes on day to day.
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.(No ships for now but that could change)
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Rise of the Wood Sorrel by Lotte3011
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
02 Dec 2025
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A precious experiment come to life.
Follow Maomao on a journey through the world of LOTM.