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    In an attempt to rescue Iruka, Naruto uses an unknown jutsu from the forbidden scroll. The result? His original body obliterated, but in its place emerges a sleek, state-of-the-art model crafted by the Nidaime. Behold—Naruto is now 2B, a synthetic shinobi (or kunoichi if you prefer), ready to rock the ninja world like never before!

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    Hibiki has Precognition, an ability passed through her clan. But precognition comes with a price, her sight. Blind in the world of shinobis, She goes to Orochimaru to be kept safe. She may be a tool, but she will decide who uses her. Alternative Canon.

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    I take certain Naruto characters to watch the anime. I don't think I'm going to add anything to the script but I might add things into the reaction.

    If you have any ships please comment.

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    Team 7 is pulled into a world where chakra doesn't exist—and their enemies offer neither sight nor sound.

    They fell through a rift in the sky and landed in a place that defied every rule they knew.

    No chakra in the air. None in the earth. None in the trees.

    This isn’t their world. But something in it is hunting them—silent, invisible, and lethal.

    They can’t see their enemies. They can’t sense them. But they can still fight.

    Because shinobi adapt. Shinobi survive. And if this world wants a battle—

    It just picked the wrong team.

     

    They arrived without warning.

    Everything has reiatsu—yet the four figures registered nothing. Not a drop.

    To Soul Society, they were ghosts. Inexplicable. Undetectable.

    And then they fought back.

    Not with kido or swords, but something else entirely.

    They’re not Hollows. They’re not Quincy. They’re not Fullbringers.

    So what the hell are they?

     

    I suck at summaries but basically: Naruto x Bleach crossover, some drama, some misunderstandings, some fighting, yada yada.

    It's summer, and I have raging ADHD that comes with the side effect of insane hyper fixation, so expect updates every couple of days

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    Being discovered on deaths door by Shikamaru and Shikaku, they barely manage to save young Naruto's live, giving him some of their own blood in the process. Little do they know, the kyuubi's antient, corrosive chakra took the shadows in the blood, and mutated it into new, beathing life into the shadows as a result.

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    Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. Alive Minato and Kushina. (Humor)

    Cross posted by Kyogre on ffn

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    “How much do you want to bet that she’ll be acting like some pathetic little girl, hoping and praying that Sasuke will even pay the slightest bit of attention to her".

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    It figured, Naruto thought bitterly, just as his career was finally starting to take off—the world decided to end.
    [Naruto x Highschool of the dead]

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    Between the questionable missions, emotionally stunted teammates with no self-preservation instincts, and unresolved trauma, Sakura’s survival plan is simple: don’t die, don’t cry, and absolutely do not let Naruto make decisions.
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    A Sakura rewrite because our queen deserves to be taken seriously. This is an everybody is alive so the Uchiha Clan never got eliminated, the fourth and his wife survived the Kyuubi's attack and Sakura's life is miserable. Stay tuned to see where this takes us!! Tags will probably change or will be added with time.

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    Fuck bitches I'm into foxes!

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    Hinata, a terminally ill woman who spends her time reading romance novels, dreams about her happily-ever-after. After finishing a novel she adores about a beautiful Saintess with a heart of gold and a strong personality, she finds herself falling asleep.

    When she wakes up, she realizes she’s dead and has been reincarnated as a side villainess in her favorite book—one who dies quickly at the hands of the second male lead for trying to poison the Saintess.

    Determined to change her fate, she faces a harsh truth: it’s a damn shame that the world decided to reincarnate her AFTER she slapped the most beloved woman in the empire, the Saintess. May whichever god is watching her suffer for this bad timing.

    ♡♡♡♡♡

    Or: hinata Hyuuga's guide for not getting killed by her fiancé

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    Naruto Uzumaki is just a regular teenager who loves hanging out with his friends, eating junk food with his friends, and doing stupid things. Something that makes him different is how he has never believed in anything supernatural. All of his friends love the idea of it, but, he always has to rain on their parade. He’s the type of person to believe in lots of things and be extremely gullible but, he never once believed in Vampires. His parents always told him stories featuring these beings but Naruto never believed. He starts to second guess his opinion on these creatures once some strange things start to happen.

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    I couldn’t even bring myself to scream.
    After careful consideration and immense restraint— both physical and mental— I pursed my lips and finally, slowly, uttered three, soft syllables.
    “What the fuck.”

    Other summary: Welcome, come one come all, to this absolute shitshow of a story where your beloved protagonist, the narrator, gets chucked into- not just a different timeline or setting, but- a whole new dimension that's supposed to only exist in fiction and the imagination. Cool, right? Not quite.

    (Please keep in mind that the author hasn't picked up a book or Naruto cover in at least two years, and is purely thriving off of her (very little) knowledge of the original Naruto series (no Shippuden and older). Plus, this story was only meant for shits and giggles, since the author's writing out of pure spite of her rapidly failing English grade- that, and to blow off steam from schoolwork. Think of it as a cry for help of some sort. So in other words, please take this fictional work with a (VERY large, by the way) grain of salt and read only if you're super bored and enjoy reading someone else's drunken ramblings. Thank you for reading this entire summary, and without further ado, do enjoy the fic.)

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    “Dumbass…” Sasuke grumbles, “Look at me!” Sasuke demands, cheeks flushed with embarrassment as he looks at Naruto— Naruto looks up to see red eyes, fangs, and a peeved Sasuke. Laughter died in his throat as he looked at him,

    “ oh…You’re serious.” Naruto says, slowly.

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    Naruto Uzumaki is a loud obnoxious happy talentless kid right? Or that's what the world believes. What lies under this facade is is a smart, deceptive, intelligent ninja who understands the world better than people give him credit for.

     

    AU where Haku and Zabuza live, Major changes from Naruto but the core of the character is still there. Naruto x Haku (male)

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    “She shouldn’t be alive,” the medic whispered.

    “Is she a survivor?” the ANBU asked.

    Sakumo Hatake stood over the child—blood-caked, silent, eyes shut tight. Her chakra was wrong. Ancient. Buried under seals the best couldn’t read.

    Her fingers twitched.

    “No,” he said quietly. “She’s not a survivor.”

    He looked at her again—really looked. The ragged blond hair, the whisker marks, the stillness that wasn’t fear but memory.

    “She’s the warning we didn’t understand.”

     

    He exhaled.

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    tobirama não era um homem de se surpreender com facilidade, não demonstrava surpresa com frequência e poucas coisas o tiravam de seus eixos, mas aquilo era…

    aquilo definitivamente era alguma coisa.

    Series
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    An early graduation, unique bloodline and insane teacher are just the start of Naruto's shinobi career. Determined to become strong enough to live life on his terms and to do it all on his own, Naruto feels like there is less and less reasons to stay. He has a knack for taijutsu but can Naruto learn what it truly means to be a shinobi of Konoha? Or will he be pushed away forever?

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    Naruto was walking in the woods when he suddenly was hit with something on the back of his head causing him to pass out. when he woke up he found him self in an old cabin with yellow weird monster things staring at him talking about the Hunter exam?... Read to find out Naruto journeys in the new world and how he will get back to him world.

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    All it took was three years for Kaguya to destroy the world. Three-fucking-years. Naruto lost everyone. She had to watch as the five great shinobi villages fell and their people slaughtered. When it was over all she had left to show was herself, Kurama, and her long-dead father.
    “No Naruto, you will fix this and I’ll help you.”
    Naruto sighed and rolled her head around to look him in the eyes. “How?” Her voice was defeated when the question was asked.
    “Simple!” Minato replied he was beaming now, practically joyful in his response. “Time Travel!”
    “Fucking what?”
    And she travels back, blood smeared into the crakes in her hands, dirt in her hair, and a promise backed with fire burning in her eyes. She'll do it right this time. She swears it.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    135
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    1,159
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    427
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