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Magic Man by LadySifWritesChaos
Fandoms: Winter Soldier (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
03 Aug 2025
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In New York City's nefarious underworld, James Barnes reigns supreme, managing legitimate businesses, illicit activities, and a network of connections. Those in society respect James; he has the local law enforcement in the palm of his hand and is feared by those around him. He believes he needs no one and is content with his lot in life. Until a naive small-town girl becomes his personal assistant, as she unwittingly pulls him into unfamiliar territory, James finds himself navigating uncharted waters of emotion and desire.
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DEAD-CENTRE by ANONisGOD
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Aug 2025
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Deadpool's just passing through a dusty town looking for work. A WANTED poster catches his eye, and so does the name "Spider-Man".
A bounty worth $10,000 is more than enough reason to hang around."I came to this dustball of a town to make ten grand and maybe shoot something. Instead, I got emotionally compromised by a sad farm twink with beautiful eyes and commitment issue. Send help. Or pie."
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Take What You Can Get by weatheredwaffle
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
29 Jul 2025
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Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.
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Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.
A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.
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Closest to Heaven (i’ll ever be) by WadeWilsons_Ao3account
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jul 2025
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He’d rather die than show his Crow wings, which leads him to where he is now: out of webs and plummeting off the Statue of Liberty after being thrown off by the villain of the week.
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In Blood We Lie by Bison77
Fandoms: Dexter (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Dexter: New Blood (TV), Deadpool (Movieverse)
29 Jul 2025
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What would happen if Dexter had been hunting Deadpool this whole time?
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Every day, we started fighting Every night, we fell in love by Valhallaeiru
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
28 Jul 2025
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[More tags in the notes. More crucial tags will be added.] [Friendly reminder: English is not my first language.]
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“What do you want, Wade?"“What do I want? Well, Peter, let me tell you what I want right now.”
Peter sucks in a breath, and, for a change, his expression no longer holds any trace of resentment: he’s staring at Wade biting into his bottom lip, eyes softer and focused.
“I want to kill my target. I want a taco. And maybe a full night playing Mario Kart. I haven’t played that in… what? Two years? Can you imagine?”
“We can have that. If you want.”
--------------------------------------------Or: Wade’s been MIA for two years. Johnny’s on a mission to make sure he stays gone. And Peter? Peter might be about to make the worst (or best) mistake of his life.
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Agents of S.H.A.D.E. by Brotherrat6
Fandoms: Creature Commandos (Cartoon), Teen Titans (Animated Series), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Young Justice (Cartoon), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman and the Outsiders (Comics), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Static Shock, Batman Beyond, Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Suicide Squad (Comics), Secret Six (DC Comics), The Rogues (DC)
28 Jul 2025
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Waller's in prison, the Commandos have been pardoned and made official, and there are still threats even the League or the Titans are unable to handle.
Time to let the monsters out.
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- Part 1 of The Heart Reaturns
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Ghost In The Web by Chaos_Bear
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
25 Jul 2025
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In a New York overrun by corruption and decay, Spider-Man struggles to hold on to what’s right after crossing a line he swore he never would.
As he's drawn into a multi-versal conflict, Peter must confront who he's becoming and what kind of hero he's willing to be in order to protect the second-chance family he never thought he'd have.
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Only Fools Don't Speak Up by KandiSheek
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Jul 2025
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Logan bets that Wade can't keep his mouth shut for an entire week. He underestimates Wade's stubborn streak.
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- Part 2 of Poolverine Week 2025
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Shoot to Thrill, Play to Kill by spxdypool (smileyriley31)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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As soon as Wade sees him, pressed right up against the barrier, he walks over to him. This sweet-faced thing, a sharpie clamped between his teeth and a band tee rolled up to his collarbones, showing off a freckled chest and surprisingly toned pecs in clear invitation. Laughing, Wade slopes right into his personal space, draping over the barrier to pry the marker from his mouth.
"Nice tits ya got there," he calls over the roar of the crowd, uncapping the sharpie with his own teeth, watching a soft blush roll down the pale expanse of skin. Glancing up, he finds big, starry brown eyes gazing down at him and a pretty pink mouth curled into a lopsided grin.
"Thanks," he calls back, and rolls his shirt up a little higher, back arching slightly to push his chest toward Wade's face. "Sign 'em for me?"
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When you're as famous as Wade Wilson is, staying humble is a difficult task – and groupies with big brown eyes and bare chests aren't really helping his cause.
AKA AKA
Wade, lead singer of Mercs for Money, is an egotistical asshole, Peter is his biggest fan and wants something to prove it, and Logan is sick of Wade's shit (but what's new?).
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Dreams Wake You Up by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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The world is horrible. Betas rule, alphas are treated like dumb brutes, and omegas... omegas are traded and sold, used and chained, treated like slaves. Deadpool can't possibly kill the entire world, and he can't kill himself to escape it, so he's stuck trying the best he can to tolerate existing. He saves omegas when he can, kills betas when he can, and lives an otherwise empty existence hiding away in his apartment.
Peter grew up hidden away from the world, an omega not trained to submit. When he's finally found out and sold off, he thinks his life is over. And for a long time, it is. Years later, he's left abandoned in an alley, near dead and wishing for it, when along comes an alpha...
All the hurt, all the comfort, please heed the tags and warnings.
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Twink Protection Program by Eye_of_the_Dragon
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jul 2025
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Peter takes a job at a rough mercenary bar to afford food. It’s going fine—until Deadpool walks in, starts flirting, and mistakes his bruises for something worse. Now Peter’s juggling injury, identity, and one very persistent merc with a savior complex. Slowburn, snark, misunderstandings, and a secret or two.
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The Saiyan Timelord and The Last Daughter Of Krypton:Dc x Dragonball Fanfic by AzraelTheBloodedge1
Fandoms: Dragon Ball, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, DCU (Comics), Creature Commandos (Cartoon)
18 Jul 2025
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The half Saiyan half Time Lord Kenji thought it was just going to be a normal day Titans Tower but little do you know a trip to God from what changes life.
I did not own dragon ball, I do not own DC Comics, and I don't own Doctor Who. All are owned by the respective companies.
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- Part 3 of Crossover Fanfics
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Befriending your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 101 by wormymcwormson
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Jul 2025
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The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man gets his name for a reason. Seriously, how does he befriend so many dang people? And why can't Wade seem to seduce his favorite bug-themed hero into best-friendship even after all of his elaborate ruses?
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Peter and MJ fight, and it might really be over this time. Consumed by thoughts of self-destruction, Peter finds himself at Sister Margaret's.
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Finally (A Hunting!Spider fic) by sillybreadstick
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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It starts when Deadpool overhears something. And decides it’s time to put the devastatingly handsome new bartender in his place.
Peter is frustrated. In a myriad of ways. He’s frustrated with Wade’s antics, sexually frustrated, and just itching to tear into someone. He’s on edge, and he might just snap. He’s desperate to find some safe way to work out his energy…because in addition to everything, he is deeply frustrated with himself for being what he fundamentally is: a predator who destroys everything around him.
Takes place in the Hunting!Spider AU
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【贱虫/spideypool】Roads To The Burn (FIN) by UnexpectedTales
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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Main Timeline: A forty-year-old Deadpool and a twenty-six-year-old Spider-Man, who have been in love for years.
This is a tale about love persisting through the twists of fate. Peter and Wade will face classic foes, but they’ll also find ways to perfect their companionship within the complexities of their romantic relationship.
A mysterious force has disrupted time, causing the past, present, and future to intertwine. Peter and Wade find their reality shaped by this distortion—old traumas resurface, and glimpses of an uncertain future emerge, leaving them questioning what’s real.
Amid endless scars and flames, they’ll forge a path forward.
这是一个相爱之后面对所谓命运更替的故事。他们会对抗老生常谈的敌人，会找寻到在爱情关系中磨合得最完美的方式彼此陪伴下去。
一股神秘力量操控了时间，导致过去、现在和未来扭曲，交杂重叠。Peter和Wade发现，他们所处的现实被影响着，昔日未解的创伤重现，又看见本应该神秘的未来。而那些，他们也无法确定是否真实存在。
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All the Funny Edges by TheSoundEngineer
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Jul 2025
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Peter’s having one of those days. The kind only Peter Parker could have—where everything that can go wrong, does. But sometimes, the universe throws him a bone. This time, that bone happens to be 6'5", mouthy, wrapped head-to-toe in red leather and kevlar with a Spider-Man obsession.
Lucky Peter. Maybe.
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Over the Counter by Tam_at_nite (Tamram) for chaossweetchaoss
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jul 2025
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“Hey, Wease. Isn’t it kind of crazy that if I stand up straight, my hips are basically level with the bar top? Like, imagine! Imagine all the crazy things I could do.” Wade stood up and gestured wildly to get his point across, lots of finger wiggling and suggestive body movements.
And that's how it starts. Wade is super annoying, but him and Weasel have a cute little FWB thing going on.
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Revenge is Best Photographed by That_Spider_Smut
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
10 Jul 2025
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Spiderman wrings a promise from Deadpool: he won't go after Jameson of The Daily Bugle under any circumstances. Fine.
He didn't say jack about the photographer, though.
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- Part 1 of Revenge is Best