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Headlines and Heart Lines by teh_kris_eh for HwaetWeGardena
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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After years spent writing her gossip column - and a humiliating meeting with her editor - Lavender Brown is almost ready to give up on her dream of becoming Witch Weekly’s youngest editor.
But with Parvati’s support and something to prove, she’s determined to write a story that will finally let her voice shine.
And who knows? Maybe her heart, too...
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Pansy is sick and tired of being the only person in the entire eighth year common room unable to cuddle, snog or even hold hands with her boyfriend.
All because he took the mutterings of a staunch pureblood Granny to heart.
Honestly.
Her chastity did not need protecting from Augusta Longbottom.
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It was a bitter winter day in early February, and nearly everyone was tucked in front of the fire in the 8th year common room, snuggled up with their significant others.
Everyone, that is, except Pansy Parkinson.
And why, exactly, isn’t she snuggled up with her boyfriend?
Because the self-sacrificing, sadistic knob head decided that he was going to honor the bloody courtship rules that freaking Augusta Longbottom laid out for him during Yule Break. Bloody floor mat that she is.
Honestly.
If Pansy wanted a bloody stick in the mud, she would have dated that Hufflepuff, Ernie MacMillan.
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- Part 4 of Fests and Quests
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Hermione Granger in Coversation with Draco Malfoy, Author of Choiceless -- Witch Weekly Book Club by Th3SnowQueen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Apr 2025
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For this Witch Weekly Book Club, founder Hermione Granger chats with author of Choiceless, Draco Malfoy. Hermione and Draco discuss growing up deep in pureblood culture, favourite literature, and redemption.
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In which Draco gets lovingly teased by Pansy, Harry reluctantly listens to Hermione’s advice, and both of them (reciprocally) adore their friends.
Told entirely through letters and newspaper articles.
No owls were harmed in the exchange of this correspondence. Each was fed the finest treats and handsomely rewarded with an indecent amount of tickles.
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Mr. Heartbreaker And The Brat He Couldn't Resist by Apricot_watermelon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter has a reputation—charming, reckless, never see the same woman twice. But then he stumbles into Draco Malfoy, his old enemy, a grumpy, overworked ministry worker who wants nothing to do with him.
And somewhere between stolen kisses and late-night visits, she becomes his little secret and the one thing he can’t let go. -
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“I’m not so convinced friendship is possible… but that doesn’t mean we can’t get up to other kinds of fun in the name of post-war unity.”
“If this is your idea of flirting, Malfoy, I’d stick with bullying.”
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Or, what happens when long-term adversaries who barely tolerate each other keep crossing paths over the years. Disdain softens into intrigue, intrigue ignites into companionship, and companionship… well, it might just evolve into something deeper—if Gryffindors and Slytherins can ever truly be friends, that is.
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And if there was one thing that Draco Malfoy loved more than power, it was his wife and their family. But if he could have all three? He’d make sure she’d win that damned election.
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- Part 3 of Per Aspera Ad Astra
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Witch Weekly announces on Instagram the Sexiest Wizard Alive
Harry is so glad he has such supportive friends
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Their marriage had been a Ministry arrangement, a calculated political move that appeased the Wizengamot and kept Draco under careful supervision. Potter had agreed to it out of duty, just as he did everything else. He loathed her, right?
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A Modern Witch's Guide to Post-War Society by LorraineRose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jan 2025
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In this light-hearted companion guide to The Ghosts of Malfoy Manor, Rita Skeeter tells us about how the Order of the Phoenix took over the Ministry of Magic at the end of the Second Wizarding War.
Wielding her mighty pen with shrewd observations, sickly sweet humor, and intentionally dehumanizing language, this piece of thinly veiled state-sponsored propaganda outlines the most notable events in Kingsley Shacklebolt's deeply heroic but slightly problematic ten-year run as the Minister for Magic.
Rita will answer questions from readers pertaining to the emergency government's formally established Citizen Status System and ever growing list of Post-War Decrees (+ affiliated rules/regulations).
Rita frequently reminds readers that her work, as well as any political commentary perceived to be present in Ghosts, are absolutely all made up and not at all inspired by real people, actions, or governments. In fact, she firmly believes that any rhetoric that encourages readers to think critically about the world around them and consider getting organized, must be suppressed by any and all means necessary.
Remember, we are stronger together than we are divided - stay vigilant.
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Hermione makes plans to see the Pheonix migration with her friends, but on the morning of the event, she finds Draco in front of her flat instead of Ginny. And instead of broom, he brought a luxury sports car. Hermione isn't sure this arrangement will be any better than flying. But she gets inside, and their rocky relationship goes from 0 to 60, real quick.
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Or I wanted an excuse to write road head and car smut.
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As the world watches, Draco Malfoy strolls back into Hermione Granger’s orbit, after they'd lived in separate corners of the post-war world. Welcome to three years of unraveling assumptions, tangled feelings, thinly veiled flirtations and far too many lingering looks—tracked by gossip columns and news blurbs.
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Harry and Ginny broke up, and everyone wants to know why. Rumors abound via the tabloids, but the former couple and their associates are staying tight-lipped.
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- Part 16 of The Tortured Whumptober Department
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The Dangers of Stilettos on Grass by sinflower81 for justforgiggs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2024
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“What else would it be for?” Pansy asked impatiently.
“I dunno. It’s Witch Weekly. I s’pose I thought you wanted to ask me about my love life or something.” Ginny rolled her eyes.
“No one cares what idiot boy you’re dating these days,” Pansy sneered.
“Good. Because I’m not dating any idiot boys,” Ginny returned.
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Hermione Granger accepts a position at the Daily Prophet and moves back to London. She is determined to check all the boxes on her life goals' list.
And then she stumbles upon a certain Ron Weasley.
Will he help or sabotage her plans?
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5 Ways to (almost) Kill a Wizard by Parvati Patil by mindi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jun 2024
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Lavender Brown dates a really douchey gaslighting wizard, and Parvati helps her get over him by writing this article for her job at Witch Weekly. See my Tumblr post for the writing set up as a magazine article if you're interested!
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Falling In Love and Other Adventures by Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 May 2024
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Scorpius Malfoy - eleven and a half, and recently started at Hogwarts - tells the reader the story of how he came to be.
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An article in Witch Weekly lands Ron in hot water with Hermione.
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- Part 4 of Partners in Crime
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Witch Weekly is desperately trying to find out more about Harry’s love life.