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• Witches, Cats And Other Stuff Will Shouldn't Be Dealing With But He's Forced To Anyways by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Purple Hyacinth - Ephemerys & Sophism (Webcomic), Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  09 Sep 2020

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg
  • Greebo (Discworld)
  • You the Cat (Discworld)
  • William Hawkes
  • Kym Ladell
  • Lukas "Grumpy Cat" Randall
  • Lauren Sinclair (Purple Hyacinth)
  • Kieran White
  • Karen Smith
  • The Butler
  • Lady Arthingham (Purple Hyacinth)
  • Crossover
  • there's some lauki
  • and kywi
  • but it's just as in denial as in canon so I didn't put them into pairng tags
  • Rated M
  • for inuendos
  • just Nanny Ogg making inuendos
  • and flirting with Will and Kieran
  • this should have been beta read
  • OH BUT KYM DOES
  • Crack
  • ninety percent of this fic is
  • Nanny and Granny making Will uncomfortable
  • by either flirting with him
  • or refusing to cooperate
  • she'd most probably befriend a Feegle clan
  • i forgot to mention
  • Obviously Will is not havign a good time
  • Kym would thrve on Discworld
  • and she'd adopt a dragon and name him Sir Waltermelon or sth
  • and Kym would deifinitelly hit on Angua
  • Angua's obviously her type
  • I mean tall blonde gorgeous...
  • plus a werewolf so Will never stood a chance
  • alright these tags are getting too long
  • and off topic
  • long tags to overcompensate for a lack of writing skills
  • but no beta we die like Feegles
  • which is to say we're already dead so it's not that much of a big deal
  • these tags will most probably get out of order
  • BUT LET THE CHAOS REIGN

  Summary

  The joke starts something like this: "Two witches fell trought the roof of a bar..."
  and I have no idea how it continues, but the punchline is: "And William Hawkes has to deal with it."

  Or... and incident happens at the Golden Clover, requiring an investigation of sorts, and Will is once again handed the short end of the stick.
  Two sticks.
  Brooms.
  With a witch attached to the other end of each.

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