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MXTXtober by Madyamisam
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2024
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A collection of shorts based on MXTX works with a horror/Halloween theme. I've got a prompt a day throughout October. Each chapter will have it's own little summary. Rating is M overall just to be on the safe side.
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Accidental Kitten Acquisition by greenturtleplasm
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2007 Movie), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
16 Apr 2023
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Raphael is overstimulated after dealing with his clingy brothers ever since Leonardo got back and their win over Winter a month prior. When Raph is out one night, he finds something that might just help him.
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- Part 2 of TMNT oneshots
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Guess I'll Just Stumble On Home To My Cat by Brookhacker
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
27 May 2023
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Charlie approached slowly, as if nervous that the thing might lunge at him through the glass. As he got closer, he recognized the creature as a cat. A very skinny, very damp cat.
His mother's voice ran in the back of his head“Don’t you dare let that thing in Charlie Spring. It could be carrying a disease! It’ll scratch your sofa and pee on your floors”
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Nick and Charlie would find each other in any universe. In this one, it's via the cat distribution system
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Nothing's Gonna Change My World by BringTheDawn
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Oct 2023
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Everyone talks about the lucky ones Spider-Man saved, weaving in and out to pluck them from the clutches of death, or worse.
They don't talk about what happens after.
Aged Up!Pavitr and F!reader navigate the realities of being a survivor within the Spiderverse. TW for discussion of SA.
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Cats keep spawning in your backyard. So you keep them.
Johnathon keeps spawning cats in your backyard. He likes to see you smile.
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we should just kiss (like real people do) by orphan_account
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)
25 Jul 2023
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The first thing he noticed was that the throw blanket he never used was wrapped around a body and that the body had a head of dark curls.
Then he saw the ears flicking among the dark curls and the tail idly waving against a bare thigh.
“Mrrp?” The cat hybrid lifted its head.
“Oh fuck,” Jacaerys said.Perpetually single with no desire to change that, Jacaerys' bland and bachelor lifestyle is thoroughly interrupted by a cat hybrid crashing through his life with all the grace of a... well, cat.
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When Tom walks into his house and finds Maverick with three cats, cats that were not there before he left to visit Slider last week, he heaves a sigh.
“Mav, tell me I’m not seeing what I’m seeing.”
“I respect you too much to lie to you.”
“Respect me less.”
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We finally get the real explanation for both how Data ended up adopting Spot AND how there could be un-neutered male cats running around a Starship.
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- Part 1 of Cats in SPAAACE!
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[Podfic] Starcat Distribution System by RobotBoyfriend
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation
20 Sep 2023
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We finally get the real explanation for both how Data ended up adopting Spot AND how there could be un-neutered male cats running around a Starship.
length: 20:05 minutes
file type: mp3, streaming
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- Part 2 of Cats in SPAAACE!
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After a cat had started turning up at the bookshop, and all Aziraphale's attempts to get it to go back to where it had came from fails, he decides to let the cat stay in the shop after finding Crowley with the ginger feline.
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A Trick up my sleeve by Isaarrow
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
10 Oct 2023
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Trying to down a particularly depressing cup of coffee, Wilbur trudges through the storm on his way home from work. Frankly, he wonders if he should have taken the short bus trip instead, but that would take an extra hour with the schedule…
There’s no use considering that now, though, he’s almost home. Just a left after this bush and his flat will be in sight- what was that noise?
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- Part 19 of Isa writes dadbur ♡
- Part 20 of Crimeboys fluff
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I'm Moving in Slow Motion (Feels so Good) by Howlzon
Fandoms: Redactedverse - Redacted ASMR
23 Oct 2023
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Its been weeks since moving in together and Damien is still in disbelief at how lucky he is to have Huxley in his life. After the latter's game runs late, the boys relationship takes an unexpected development.
(The Great Cat Distribution System has decided the boys are adopting a cat!)
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- Part 2 of Redacted Fics
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Charles saves a stray tabby cat from the streets of Vegas, and quickly coins it as his sidekick.
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a short story in which cloud and reno decide to keep a cat.
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you know that one person cats just seem to gravitate to? yeah, it's the origin,
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I’m bad at summary basta hybrid cat jungwon x human sunoo
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- Part 1 of Posessive Hybrid series
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the origin is coping with what happened after tlr, terribly obviously
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NASCAR Cup Series driver, Lightning McQueen is known in the racing world. He gets rid of his old sponsor in charge for a new one. Watch how Lightning races to the top of the Cup Series
[CARS HUMANIZED AU]
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Vigilante Cat Distribution System by Cajunhusker
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Jan 2024
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Hizashi wasn't expecting anyone tonight. Sho wasn't supposed to be back for a while longer, but there was someone shouting at his door for his husband with a cat in hand.
And now the voice hero has found out just how his husband keeps finding cats.
(Inspired by @fanfiction__recs on Tiktok about Izuku showing up at the door with a cat in hand to show Eraserhead)
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small addition by crimsonxraptor for alyalyanime
Fandoms: 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files (Anime & Manga)
02 Feb 2024
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Yukina goes to the market but doesn't come home with groceries.
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- Part 7 of Seasons of Drabbles - Winter Round 23/24
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all that's best of dark and bright by akosmia
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
21 Jul 2020
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“Oh,” she breathes out. “Nice tattoo.”
At this, Ben looks down at his arm as if he were seeing it for the first time, then blushes.
“Ah. Right. Thank you. They’re daffodils. They– they symbolize rebirth. Also, uh– my grandmother had a lake house, back in Naboo, and the garden was filled with daffodils. I used to lie in the grass for hours, just looking at them. It’s one of my fondest memories.” Then, his lips twitch in his crooked smile again, before he recites, “And then my heart with pleasure fills and dances with the daffodils.”
She can’t help but smile, even as she lightly punches his arm. “Nerd.”
“Yeah,” Ben convenes. Then, he catches her hand, intertwines their fingers and, softly, adds, “Your nerd.”
-- or: the one where, over the course of the seasons, Rey falls in love with Ben, the unconventional librarian with a tattoo sleeve that blushes every time she helps him shelve books and that feels unexplicably like home.
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Wicks and Whiskers by Strawhat_Pirate
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Oct 2024
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As fall dawns, the weather starts to grow colder. Now that Endeavor doesn't have his flames on all the time, his heat attracts cats seeking to escape the chill. Somehow, this leads to his redemption. Yeah, he's not sure how either.
Or: Enji Todoroki falls victim to the cat distribution system
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- Part 6 of My Hero One Shots
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05 Nov 2024
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A sweet one shot of Endeavor and the Cat Distribution System.
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"Our last contestant this year is Jamie. A Manchester native, Jamie moved to London for work four years ago, and only recently picked up baking."
Jamie decides to enter The Great British Bake Off on a whim. Richmond responds as you might expect: with enthusiasm and love.