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    Achilles and Patroclus wake up trapped in white void with one sofa, one TV, and one disembodied voice informing them that they're about to watch modern portrayals of themselves.

    Achilles is outraged. Patroclus is trying to stay calm. All the tea was left in Elysium.

    And we are on the ride to mayhem with them!

    From Troy (2004) to The Song of Achilles to every fanfic that ever existed (plus a little revisit to the past), nothing is safe here.

    Or Achilles and Patroclus reacting to themselves in media (poorly)

    Or a very very very crack fic

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    Itoshi Rin and Kageyama Tobio are from completely different sport worlds. What happens when those worlds collide? Cue petty squabbles, fist fights, and unexpected feelings
    ((((;゚Д゚))))))) ? ! !

     

    ___
    A crack fic centered around Itoshi Rin and Kageyama Tobio.

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    “Mr stark, I don’t- I don’t wanna go,”
    “I’m sorry-”.

     

    Or when Peter flakes away on titan, he doesn’t expect to end up in a gloomy gory city with a vigilante that looks almost exactly like his dead dad.

    What will happen will he be found. Will our little peter pie get the help he deserves?

    Find out next time on ao3!!!

     
    UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY!!!!

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    It was an open secret among high society in Gotham that the Wayne men only went for the most batshit crazy women they could find. This tradition stretched back as far as anyone could record the family, from Elijah Wayne, who met his wife while she was spying for the Sons of Liberty, to Elias Wayne, who found love while working as a conductor on the Underground Railroad, to Henry Wayne, whose wife ran into his life while cross-dressing so she could enlist in the First World War. It seemed as if the Wayne genome was biologically obsessed with only the most brave, delusional, and outspoken women they could find.

    or: the men of the Wayne clan like em' south of the Vickie Mendoza line

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    This is vaguely inspired by the Community Condominium Commitee by juust-you-wait, but also not really? I just wanted an excuse to write borderine crack about these guys.

    1 Formula Street, Grand Apartments Community Chat

    George Russel added 6 new numbers to the group

    George Russel
    Hello everyone! The new triples on the 4th floor are officially opened, and already occupied. I’ve added our new neighbors, if everyone would like to introduce themselves! There are only 25 of us total, so we like to stay in touch over chat.

    Oliver Bearman
    Oh that’s cool! Hi everyone! My name’s Ollie, I’m in 402 with Jack and Isack!!

    Charles Leclerc
    Oliver!!!!!!

    Oliver Bearman
    Charles??????!!!!!

    Lando Norris
    Same shit every time. Who in the new kids already knows someone in the building? My bet is half of them.

    Daniel Ricciardo
    I will take that bet. I bet they all know someone in the building.

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    The Tenno. They have been known by many names: Devils, betrayers, abominations of the Void. Their history is one of blood and loss, as is that of all those touched by the Orokin's rule.
    But now, the Origin System is gone, destroyed by the ego of a single man, and all but one of the Tenno have perished.

    Haylee is the last. She made the deal to save as many as she could, and inherited a power she does not want. She, along with several thousand residents of the Origin System find themselves in a new world, with new powers. This is not a universe of constant war, but one of heroes and quirks and with a dark history hiding beneath the surface. It is the opportunity for a second chance in life, if they choose to take it.
    Izuku is training to inherit One For All, the quirk of the Number One hero. One day, he finds several strangers struggling on the beach, changing the course of his life forever.

    OR:
    An attempt at a Warframe/MHA crossover fic that spiraled out of control in a fit of sleep deprivation-induced insanity.
    This fic is a long one, and covers heavy subjects at times.
    Now has a TV Tropes Page

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    He really didn’t want to take them back to the academy, especially since those things were spat out by some weird plant monster that attacked them during their exploration. And the fact their hemoanima was used to make those strange little creatures didn’t help to inspire any confidence that this could in any way end well.

    Takumi does very questionable things with a tiny critter that looks like an Eito plushie.

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    Hey, would you like to hear a story?

    Yes, this is Midoriya Izuku's tale!

    Oh no, it's not the one of him becoming a great hero. Nope, not him becoming the villain either. No, not even a vigilante. No, we don't have dadzawa over here. No, neither All Might Bashing- Can you let me explain before you ask questions!?

    Ok, where was I?... Oh yeah! This is the story of Midoriya Izuku, a boy with big dreams but no power in a world where they became the norm and be-all-end-all. Yes, this is a sad world, really, one where most love to put him through the grinder for sadism dressed up as character development, addiction to fluff, revenge, and power fantasies, or just the good ol' smut. But this story? You see, this story has one purpose and one purpose only.

    I want to bring some Elation to your lives :)

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    Formula 1 drivers are vampires. Max and Checo connect over the implications of that after shooting an ad for a sponsor. Set in 2024. Red Bull are sponsored by Bluthaven, a human run company that sells nutrition products for vampires. Max and Checo have to film an ad for blood jelly. They are not amused.

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    After the events of North Shore High, Regina George needs a brand new start. So, despite her three most formidable years at NSH, she decides to transfer during her senior year to a smaller school in a more rural area that just so happens to be her rivaling school: Crossland High.

    Rodrick Heffley is one step closer to graduation, but here's the kicker: if he doesn't graduate with at least all C's, his parents plan to dismantle his band and make him start a real job (since college is off the table) instead of living out some rockstar fantasy. Rodrick knows his smarts lie elsewhere, so he has to come up with some sort of plan to save his GPA.

    In order to survive Crosslands, Regina must lie her way to the top, a habit she meant to kill but couldn't help resurrect in this new social climate. When Rodrick Heffley, the racoon-faced loser, finds out about her secret, she has to withhold her end of the bargain to keep said secret: help him keep his band.

    Along the way, she realizes there are more creative ways to lie, and that there are some people she doesn't have to lie to.

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    Holly Potter just wanted to be left alone, but the plot had other plans. Hogwarts offered her an escape from the Dursleys, yet it seemed the universe wasn’t content with giving her an easy life.

    An American college student suddenly isekaied into the world of Harry Potter, sorted into Slytherin, and completely clueless about making friends. Things didn’t exactly improve when she realized her entire knowledge of Hogwarts came from Buzzfeed quizzes her roommate had sent her.

    **Year One now complete!**

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    Three rounds of beer, a packet of cigarettes and half an hour staring at the ceiling, and her brain had already answered all the questions running through her head: Bruce Wayne is Batman.

    She had no proof, no doubts, and she was willing to bet on what her intuition told her was the truth. After all, it wasn't bad to get into a bit of trouble every now and then.

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    The more Tommy Kinard dreams about Billy Boils, the more he finds himself wondering if he could reach back out to Evan Buckley.

    EXCERPT:

    “What was weird?” asked Lucy, sitting down with some atrocious green smoothie.

    “Tommy believes that he’s seeing the memories of a past lover of Billy Boils,” announced Melton loud enough for others to hear; to make Tommy sink a bit in his seat because he knew that would land him some stares.

    “Damn. Dating one superstitious guy made you really believe, huh?” asked Lucy, taking a large sip of her smoothie before adding, “Maybe I dodged a bullet never dating Buck too.”

    “That’s not – I don’t believe,” countered Tommy hesitantly.

    Though.

    It had been weird.

    And.

    So real.

    And Billy did stop supposedly cursing Evan after Tommy pleaded with Billy to stop at Billy’s grave.

    Not that.

    Tommy believed he broke the curse.

    He hadn’t.

    ... Had he?

    “But you do,” said Lucy, and Tommy didn’t like the smile growing on Lucy’s face, “Buck got you to believe in ghosts.”

    “Stop that,” sputtered Tommy, “Don’t say that.”

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    “I want these… and I’ll pay more than you’ve ever seen in your life.”
    —- —- —- —- —- —-
    Some familiar faces in an alternate universe. I was inspired by the recent heist at the Louvre, and it spiraled into this probably very weird story.

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    Ryu Rumi
    @RumiHuntrix
    I am living with monsters. #saveme


    Gym Bro 💪
    @AbbySaja
    why is there always something happening with those huntrix girls??


    OR
    A KPDH social media crackfic.

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    Featuring:

    • Celine
    • Bobby
    • Saja Boys and HUNTR/X being friends
    • (Probably almost) every ship
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    A bunch of characters live in one house and do some shenanigans together. Like having parties. Game nights. Doing reactions to stuff viewers send and so much. Also they answer questions which will be sent by YOU. The viewer!

    (Potential sexual content. WARNING!)

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    The mortifying feeling of falling in love with your best friend is tantamount to the worst feeling one can ever feel.

    "How to make it worse?", you may ask?

    It takes years to realize that you are, in fact, in love with your best friend.

    All chapters will be inspired by a Taylor Swift song.

    PS. I REFUSE to acknowledge nor use the 2024 version of Mean Girls for this version, so have the 2004 version in mind when reading this.

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    007n7 was not having a good day.

    (Or was it night? He could never tell, considering how dark it always was outside.)

    Waking up sore, and struggling to get up was the least of his problems.

    He looks in the bathroom mirror, and his own— now strangely dog-like self— stares back.

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    Before trying to ascend to godhood, Klein decides he wants someone to know all of his facets, to carry the memories only he has in case he ends up dying in the process of the ritual.

    Danitz is the lucky one to be chosen to be his humanoid capsule of time.

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    A stranger slid onto the barstool beside Danitz. The man’s beauty was unearthly, jarringly familiar— it was the same as that elf he’d met inside a book. The memory, blurred by alcohol, overrode all caution. Danitz flashed the man his best flirty smirk.

    "Hello there, beautiful. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?"

    "...."

    Why did he suddenly feel like he was about to die???????

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    Goldilocks ✨: you two make me sick

    Daigo_Kurogami: you're just jealous, as people say.

    clifford fan: ^^

    Goldilocks✨: IM NOT JEALOUS I JUST DONT LIKE YOU

    -

    In which the Beyclub start a groupchat (and Shu and Wakiya), chaos insues.

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    14/?
    Comments:
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