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  1. 9

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    An OTP prompt I got: Duck getting shy about being naked in front of Red Guy for the first time.

    Just two gay puppets getting used to each other in a different context

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  2. 13

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    they know that they're in a "thing". but neither of them is sure what to particularly do

    heavily inspired by cutelootsuit on tumblr ❤️

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  3. 16

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    How could Duck like looking at him? Red was just… well… Red.

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  4. 4

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    “Oh, there you are!” A duck creature shrilled from the top of a step ladder, looking straight at the red one at eye level. The stringed creature glanced around, noticing lights on three living room walls.

    “What are you doing?”

     

    Aka, the three of them do some decorating in the living room, then watch a winter special on TV.

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  5. 81

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    The house is dark, a blue-gray glow filtering in the windows, like the light before dawn. The kitchen stands empty, endless. It reminds Red of the day they learned about electricity, from that tiny, robot girl that had leapt from the box on the wall. Once again, the room is nearly pitch black, as if he were living through a repeat of that day. The one with batteries and teachers, dead and alive. A day haunted by green eyes and quiet confessions. The checkered linoleum stretches on and on, boundless, passing far beyond the point that Red could see.

    Why was he back here?

     

    Where were the other two?

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  6. 77

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    “Have we always had a couch?”

    “What?” Duck looks up, coffee sloshing over the lip of his cup. “A couch?”

    “Yeah there’s a red couch,” Red squints his eyes, taking a long, languid sip of his own mug. “In the sitting room.”

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  7. 4

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    “You woke me up with your…tumbling”, The Red One’s gaze lowered, “What’s that?”

    “What?” Duck managed to spit out- though acting confident did nothing to help, what with the way he was shaking and his feathers making it look like he gained ten pounds overnight.

    “That.” The red one points at Duck’s torso, only for the bird to remember that he was wearing nothing but his boxers- leaving the giant gash lining his stomach on full display.

    or

    Duck can’t sleep- but he’d never admit that. He’d never admit that the events of being trapped in this house have led to many sleepless nights, rethinking what has happened, the terrifying memories keeping him awake.

    Unfortunately, this becomes Red’s problem.

    In this fanfic you will learn that gay puppets exist.

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    The little yellow one was sitting on the kitchen tiles, legs criss-crossed, fiddling with the untied laces of his trainers. Red kept glancing over from his place at the stove, stirring the bubbling liquid in the soup pot.

    “Hey,” Red intoned, glancing again at the smaller one and his spot in front of the fridge. “Wanna come taste this?”

    “Huh?”

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    [Inspired by “Welcome to the neighbourhood!” By Angelstine]

    This house is a hell hole, a nightmare. How did they end up back here? They were in the junkyard, miles away just a few hours ago.

    He wasn’t going to stay any longer, and the fact that someone fixed their house and brought them back home is just another sign that they need to leave.

    It doesn’t matter where they’re going to go, if that place has neighbours or not. He’s getting the other two and leaving.

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  10. 34

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    I love this idea of an AU too much to not write a version of it myself. When things become too harsh back at home, Doi has to run away not only to safety, but anywhere that didn't give him bad memories nor cause him severe pain. He runs away from home and eventually ends up at Home.

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  11. 25

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    Wally is the happiest neighbor you can have! He will help with all your problems...
    Until a plain white envelope gets delivered to him.
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    The title is temporary, I just can't think of better titles
    It has some mature themes but they are mostly mentioned but eh

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  13. 2

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    We’re gonna get things ready for the Big Day, Big Day,
    We’re gonna get things ready for the special day!

    Today the boys learn about a new interesting educational topic: A WEDDING! Or W-A-E-D-I-N-G, if you choose to believe that one’s newspaper. They decide to try to have one (for a sake of tax benefits, of course!).
    Will they be able to succeed? Will they learn the true definition of love? Will that horrific noise stop? Will they- wait, there the hell are those two? What is happening?

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  14. 90

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    “I don't know if I'm comfortable with him using a knife,” Red says, looking up from the newspaper spread across the kitchen table.

    “Nobody asked you!” Duck gripes. “I’m the chef here, see? I’m the one with the hat!” He motions up to the toque, which is slightly askew.

    “Technically I am also wearing a chef hat.” Red jiggles his head at Duck, smugly. “See?”

    “Shut up! I wasn’t going to give him the knife anyway. God.

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    It was a normal day for knight of Emilia, Natsuki Subaru... Until he was forced to let multiple groups of people into Roswaal's mansion to live with him.

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  16. 56

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    “So we have. Done this.”

    “Yeah,” the person smiles. “Every night.”

    For some reason, Red feels he should fit as well into this strange situation as possible. It’s new, and he’s clearly not the guy this person thinks he is, but maybe he wants to see where this goes.

    (Or, Red Guy is randomly taken to a world where he's somebody's husband. He is seduced surprisingly easily.)

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  17. 53

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    After trying to tune out Duck’s singing for the better part of the evening, Yellow finally falls into a fitful sleep.
    When he wakes up, everything has gone wrong.

    [Two years after he was presumed dead by the public, Yellow wakes up in David's body. Cue the existential crisis.]

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  18. 45

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    That one night is probably the longest of Yellow’s life. The couch is far too small and constrictive, leaving him at the very edge and hanging on for dear life. Sleeping has never come easily to him, but tonight it’s especially hard. Yellow can’t even toss and turn with the little space he has, leaving him trapped, frozen in place, staring and staring at the cream colored wall, observing every crack and peeled fleck of paint, every picture and portrait on the wall that stares back at him. There’s no sound but the tick of the clock on Duck’s nightstand and the quiet snoring coming from Red.

    Tick. Yellow’s eyes are heavy and it’s starting to hurt to keep them open. Tick. But he can’t close them. Tick. Moving is harder too. Tick. He can’t even turn his head anymore. Tick. The pictures are still staring at him, even as he lets his eyes wander. Tick. They won’t stop.

    Or, Red, Yellow, and Duck stop at a hotel for the night on a road trip. Then again, and again, and again. But only Yellow can ever seem to remember.

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    Freedom has never felt so horrifying. Good thing we have neighbors to rely on.

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  20. 49

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    In a world where Yellow Guy never grabbed the shovel, Duck remains rotting in his coffin. It's okay, though—there are always plenty of replacements! They're cold to the touch and shift constantly as clay, but thankfully, Red Guy has always been just as good at pretending...

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