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A Very Merry Christmas to You/ Secret Santa by Mariiewhale
Fandoms: The School for Good and Evil - Soman Chainani
01 Dec 2025
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This is meant to be a holiday crackfic so take nothing seriously on here. Each chapter/part is meant to reflect a winter or holiday song, and different characters and instances are touched upon here, all coming together into one party for Christmas or holiday spirit.
If it's corny, silly, cringey, sappy, or bad, I fear that is the best purpose for it. If you actually like it, well, that's okay too.
Note: the ages for the featured characters except Rhian 2, Kei, Aric, and Japeth are all adults unless said otherwise. And this is a crossover with the main and prequel characters too, in a modern context.
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Cherry Tomatoes (an idea dump) by WingsofFayt
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game)
01 Dec 2025
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With no sort of content online (that hits the vibe i want) i decided to make an account to sort of… dump all my ideas of this crack ship I’ve had for a few years. Maybe a yap sesh, loads of exposition, maybe cute, who knows! But this is my crack ship, and i hope whoever reads it enjoys!
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In the Field Where I Bloom Again by Burgie_007n7sloverok
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
01 Dec 2025
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007n7 had once wished he could go back—rewind everything, mend every wrong, grasp again all the things that had slipped through his fingers in that merciless life of his.
And then, as his vision dimmed, as he lay in a cold pool of spreading blood with the stolen gun trembling beside him, 007n7 foolishly believed—just maybe—death could be a kind of rebirth. That if he closed his eyes and opened them once more, he might finally break free from the hellish loop destiny had chained him to.
And in that moment he thought would be his last, he opened his eyes. A breeze brushed against his skin—so gentle that even the heart he believed had stopped seemed to stir. No—he had not vanished. He was still here. And somehow, it felt like the world was waiting for him… one more time.
This story is inspired from Like Daffodils—They Grow by KirimiZyphyer
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"Enemies to lovers? More like enemies to friends back to enemies. Asshole," Robert muttered.
“Still a better love story than Twilight." Flambae let out a cackle at his own joke. "Besides. If you were gay, you would be on the bottom. Little bottom bitch twink."
"If is a weird choice." Robert glanced up at him. “Considering I'm bi."
"Wait." Flambae paused in his walking. "Wait, are you actually—"
"You activating your powers right now?" Robert put a hand on Flambae's cheek. "Kinda warm."
"It's hot out!" Flambae snapped. "Of course I'm warm—shut your dumbass up."
"...Me and Vis are open."
Flambae short circuited. "...Open as in...?"
Robert patted his neck. "We can fuck whoever. Yeah." He let go. "But. Y'know. You've said before, I'm not your type. And I'm your boss. So if you aren't interested."
"When have I ever given a fuck about titles?" Flambae scoffed.
"...Plus I may have been lying about you not being my type."
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The Z-Team were all bound to be together anyways.
A messy slow burn towards the Z-Team's kitchen table polycule, with fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, & smut along the way!
(HR hates them.)
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处男毕业？处女毕业！ by noneofsense
Fandoms: 40までにしたい10のこと | 10 Things I Want to Do Before I Turn 40 (TV), 掉链子刑警, 从JK重新开始的养老计划
01 Dec 2025
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《从JK重新开始的养老计划》女装西田晃司×《掉链子刑警》押井敬史
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ma chérie by adragpath
Fandoms: Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll, Little Red Riding Hood - All Media Types
01 Dec 2025
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Red Riding Hood wanders the forest weekly to feed her sickly grandmother, but the girl in blonde she seems to see, never leaves her mind.
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The Fortune of White Snake by Risa894
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
01 Dec 2025
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Before even there is a legend.....
Something had happened in the Paerun Kingdom: a new Guardian Knight and heir to the Sekka family.
Rumors were go round and wild that the next guardian would be a genius, given his stunning appearance, his strength, and his intelligence.
The news had spread across the continents.
That he was destined to make a great difference to the world.
Oh he did it alright.
Only..... It wasn't what they imagined.
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It is modern day, all the 'eldritch gods' are just powerful rich families, though they are ALSO still very powerful entities in human skin! Arthur is a detective down on his luck trying to provide for his daughter and is desperate enough to take a job he otherwise would never have. He is hired by the kings in yellow to investigate a rival family. But is roped into a far bigger plot than he could ever imagine, tangling with forces that all want.... HIM?1 His life changes for the worse (...?) has he has to navigate messy family drama, relationships, and eldritch blood rituals! Seeing old faces he despises, and new faces he'll hate even more~
But hey! Thats what you all are here for no? Cause I sure am!! PAHahahAHAha *munches on Gardettos* Mm DAMN these are good~....
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Ernst Graff is a man that thrives off of control.
Paul Von Schau is not a man easy to control.
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Rowan is a slurry omega. Cass is an aggressive alpha with a punishment kink? I dunno it’s cringy alpha omega porn with no plot what do you want from me.
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The Ultimate Crossover Episode!!! by Sarcasm_makesmefunnyHAHA
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), Gravity Falls, Cookie Run (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Hunger Games (Movies), Squid Game (TV 2021), Sally Face (Video Games), Wednesday (TV 2022), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Dandy's World (Roblox), Forsaken (Roblox), Five Nights at Freddy's, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, The Black Phone (2022), The Stanley Parable, Steven Universe (Cartoon), The Owl House (Cartoon), Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Ghostbusters (2016), DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Invincible (Cartoon 2021), DCU, Scream (Movies), Freddy's Nightmares - A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Series (TV), Halloween (Movies 1978-2002), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), Carrie - Stephen King, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game), Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Murder Drones (Web Series), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), ENA - Joel G (Web Series), Home Alone (Movies), The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, IT - Stephen King, Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), The Walking Dead: Dead City (TV), The Last of Us (Video Games), The Boiled One Phenomenon (Short Film), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Hamilton - Miranda, My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), The Hellaverse (Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel)
01 Dec 2025
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What happens when our characters get sick of their stories? What happens when they want to rewrite their own story? Who’s gonna stop them?
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Starhopper (Or, A Series of Fanfictions I Wrote in my Childhood That Were Unknowingly Crack Fics) by constantly_thinking
Fandoms: Tom and Jerry (MGM/Hanna Barbera Short Films), Robin Hood (1973), Doctor Who, The Basil Brush Show (TV), Through the Dragon's Eye, Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney Movies), Primeval (TV 2007), Roboraptor, Michael Jackson (Musician), Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Madagascar (Movies), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, The Lion King (Movies 1994 1998 2004), Cloverfield (2008), Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks
01 Dec 2025
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Heavily detailed summaries of a series of self-insert fanfictions I wrote many years ago when I was a child. They had been forgotten about for almost 15 years until I decided to reconstruct them in this anthology of short stories. I never realised how much like crack fics they were, as I viewed them so seriously as a passion project. Here they are in their insane nonsensical glory.
Read the adventures of a young boy named constantly_thinking who, with his unique friends in the GWS (Guys With Style), often ended up having to save the day from evil.
The main four stories I wrote are here, in addition to 3 new ones:
Starhopper 5 – Originally abandoned and never completed, but finally finished here.
Starhopper: End of the Road – A new adventure set several years after Starhopper 5 involving the multiverse.
Starhopper 0 – A prequel, chronicling how the characters all met and began working with each other.
(Tags will be updated as each chapter is added)
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just double dare me and i promise now that i'll stay by edithsawyers
Fandoms: Final Destination (Movies), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies)
01 Dec 2025
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"Rory sighed and shrugged to himself. Screw it all. Maybe the next life would be better."
And... what if, with a lot of work, the next life was better? Rory and Kenny are never meant to meet a tragic end, and life goes on instead. Eight years later, Rory is trying to keep himself together, avoid disappointing his mom, and finally forget about his old guitar. Kenny's heart broke in Texas after his girlfriend and best friend were caught sleeping together, and he's decided that if he concentrates on nothing but his restaurant, he'll never get hurt again. It's the wrong time for either of them to meet the right person, and yet, due to family meddling, the two cross paths at a rather lame speed dating night. Nothing is quite the same again for anyone.
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为了制造更多话题，公关部门决定让George和Max组成假情侣。
但Max有更高明的方案：他们应该跟其他车手营造暧昧氛围，变成情敌，将竞争进行到底。
然而，宇宙尽头存在着这样一个吊诡的命题：情敌究竟是敌人还是同好？
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开始于2018年12月30日，2025年8月10日正篇完结，手绘漫画，共829页，缓慢上传中。
“也许从我遇见你的那一刻开始，一切就注定再也无法回到原样了。”
sans，只是在snowdin一如既往地履行着哨兵的职责，却在ruins的入口附近偶然抓获了不知为何偷偷摸摸进入了undertale的ink！sans。在一番“友好交流”后，sans接受了ink的请求，前往他推荐的多元宇宙，并在那里遇到了一个会改变他一生的怪物——当然，对于那个怪物来说也是如此。 -
The great soda sex war of 87 by PedroPascalWantsMeBAD
Fandoms: Original Work, Scu (soda cinematic universe)
01 Dec 2025
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Soda sex, love, homophobia, and war.
You'll never believe what that harlot said to me Pa-fanta! She accused me of being attracted to you, but I would never. That's gay as fuck. A Pa-fanta and a Scha-Pepsi could never be one!"
Pa- Fanta looked saddened, "Oh but can't they" he said.
"W-w-w-w--w-w-wwwhat??"
"I've been attracted to you since I first saw your fine Mexican tin-can ass on this shelf"
"Pa-Fanta... are you sure?"
"Does this show you?!?!" Pa-fanta grunted, he ripped off his label, flashing Scha-Pepsi. Scha-Pepsi eyes widened...
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Nathan and Seok realizes that they are not the real 1verse and Hyuk just wants some rest so he gets Kenny and Aito to deal with them .
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In which Elliot and Nate are forced to work on a group project together in order to graduate and they learn a lot more about each other than they bargained for.Preview:
Elliot leaned into Nate’s ear, felt his cheek rub against Nate’s jaw. “You gonna let me go?”
And suddenly, as Elliot was pulling back, Nate leaned in a little bit closer, and the two stared at each other for a moment. Somehow, his heart was going even faster this time. Nate gulped and Elliot saw his adam’s apple bob up and down.
Was he nervous?
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Zaddys Princess by The_RatDowstare
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Direction (Band)
01 Dec 2025
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Zayn Breeds Zoros Sissy Pussy
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All of my Hotch/Foyet drafts, most of these are crack.
ch1- Bimbo Who Can’t Cook
ch2- Motorcycle Sex
ch3- In Strauss’ Office
ch4- In A Closet
ch5- Knife Play
ch6- Sub!Hotch x Dom!Foyet
ch7- ‘Borrowing’ A Jacket
ch8- Moving In Together
ch9- Hate Sex
ch10- Silly Sexting
ch11- Phone Call
ch12- CNC Kink
ch13- Teacher/Student